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Old 04-19-2015, 06:25 PM   #1
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Avengers, Mad Max, Star Wars, and the greatest ever Paul Blart

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/paul_blart_mall_cop_2/
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Old 04-22-2015, 10:28 AM   #2
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Think of the worst movie you’ve ever seen – a movie that didn’t make you laugh, didn’t make you cry, didn’t move you or change you in any way besides giving you the desperate urge to flee the theater. Think of a movie that was a massive waste of your time and money. Hold that title in your mind.
“Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2” is worse than that.

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/pa...all-cop-2-2015
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Old 04-22-2015, 10:29 AM   #3
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....anyone with any sleeper flix for 2015?
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When is Guardians of the Galaxy 2 coming out? Just watched the 1st one, didn't want it to end.
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Think of the worst movie you’ve ever seen – a movie that didn’t make you laugh, didn’t make you cry, didn’t move you or change you in any way besides giving you the desperate urge to flee the theater. Think of a movie that was a massive waste of your time and money. Hold that title in your mind.
“Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2” is worse than that.

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/pa...all-cop-2-2015
Yeah the first one sucked ass. A guy like Paul Blart getting a hot mall chick, not believable.
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When is Guardians of the Galaxy 2 coming out? Just watched the 1st one, didn't want it to end.
Jurassic park 4 this summer
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Old 04-22-2015, 10:33 AM   #7
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/paul_blart_mall_cop_2/
So Mall Blart is the best Hollywierd can come up with for originality these days. What a bunch of crap.
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Think of the worst movie you’ve ever seen – a movie that didn’t make you laugh, didn’t make you cry, didn’t move you or change you in any way besides giving you the desperate urge to flee the theater. Think of a movie that was a massive waste of your time and money. Hold that title in your mind.
“Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2” is worse than that.

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/pa...all-cop-2-2015
That movie was Mall Cop 1...
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Old 04-22-2015, 11:09 AM   #9
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In addition to the others noted... Entourage Movie and New Terminator i'm excited for. I'm hoping Pixels is decent but that's the nostalgia talking. Oh, forgot the next Bond movie... that too.
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Avengers, Terminators, And Remakes! Oh My! It’s The 2015 Summer Movie Guide.

http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/04/ave...r-movie-guide/
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So Mall Blart is the best Hollywierd can come up with for originality these days. What a bunch of crap.
As long as a-holes still go to see it (and they did), they will keep producing this ****.
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Old 04-22-2015, 11:19 AM   #12
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As long as a-holes still go to see it (and they did), they will keep producing this ****.
it's a kids movie, so yeah. Other peoples kids are always a-holes
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it's a kids movie, so yeah. Other peoples kids are always a-holes
I just don't get why people hate on Hollywood for making these movies. They are trying to make money, people go to them (so the demand is there), and then people complain.
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I just don't get why people hate on Hollywood for making these movies. They are trying to make money, people go to them (so the demand is there), and then people complain.
You're right. My brother in law just took his 2 kids to see Paul Blart last night. Good for them if they liked it. Kids aren't really critics anyway. If you fart or fall down, they'll think you are hilarious.
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You're right. My brother in law just took his 2 kids to see Paul Blart last night. Good for them if they liked it. Kids aren't really critics anyway. If you fart or fall down, they'll think you are hilarious.
Here's a question:

Why is farting and falling so funny in person but never on screen?

Though, for anyone who hasn't seen the cold open from last weeks episode of Louie, def watch.
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It can't be as good as the original but they are remaking it anyways, which I'll probably see...

http://screenrant.com/point-break-re...ase-date-2015/
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It can't be as good as the original but they are remaking it anyways, which I'll probably see...

http://screenrant.com/point-break-re...ase-date-2015/
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My kids are itching to see Mall Cop 2. Considering some of the real crap I sit through them with, I'm not all that worried.

Best bet is people who hate it probably hated the 1st one. It also got pretty bad reviews.

But I'm sure I'll prefer PBMC2 to sitting through Rio 3 or The Nut Job 2.
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....anyone with any sleeper flix for 2015?
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Here's a cool trailer for all the good flicks of 2015

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Age of Ultron already smashing international box office records. Over $44 million in first two days of release in less than 50% of markets.
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When is Guardians of the Galaxy 2 coming out? Just watched the 1st one, didn't want it to end.
Yeah, I finally got around to watching it a month or so ago and absolutely loved it. The comic movies for the most part have never been my thing. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. Amazing soundtrack.
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Yeah, I finally got around to watching it a month or so ago and absolutely loved it. The comic movies for the most part have never been my thing. I was surprised at how much I enjoyed it. Amazing soundtrack.
It was a great movie. I was surprised as well. Really kept me from killing myself after sitting through Birdman and watching people I respected like it.
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It was a great movie. I was surprised as well. Really kept me from killing myself after sitting through Birdman and watching people I respected like it.


I still haven't seen it.
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It was a great movie. I was surprised as well. Really kept me from killing myself after sitting through Birdman and watching people I respected like it.
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