Jets Worried About Tebow - The Orange Mane

doonwise · 04-02-2012, 07:20 PM

Onion piece on Tebow:

"NEW YORK—Despite an obvious display of enthusiasm for Tim Tebow's arrival at his introductory press conference Monday, the New York Jets admitted this week to concerns he may become distracted by the city's wild churchlife. "Manhattan offers worship services at all hours of the day, with some places bearing witness to the Good News till 4 a.m.—not to mention all those millions of nonbelievers walking around to convert—and a young player with a healthy thirst for Christianity could really have himself some fun here," said Jets coach Rex Ryan, adding that the sheer number of churches in New York means Tebow could tithe himself into bankruptcy if he's not careful. "In the past, he's managed to keep his God habit in check and focus on football, but in a city where a pew is never more than a minute away, we don't know if he'll be able to resist the temptation." Sources confirmed the Jets are making overtures to fellow Christian Kurt Warner to mentor Tebow, because the veteran once played in the city, and also because they do not have anybody who is good at quarterback."
The Onion

Garcia Bronco · 04-02-2012, 07:20 PM

myMind · 04-02-2012, 07:22 PM

April fools was yesterday man

UberBroncoMan · 04-02-2012, 07:23 PM

04-02-2012, 07:20 PM

doonwise · 04-02-2012, 07:24 PM

Hey man, I know, but I was amused. It's a good piece!

doonwise · 04-02-2012, 07:26 PM

This did not have my intended effect, let me modify this.

McDman · 04-02-2012, 07:28 PM

It's not an April fool's day thing, it's The Onion.

bowtown · 04-02-2012, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doonwise

This did not have my intended effect, let me modify this.

Prepare your anus for the onslaught of professional comedians who will be along any second to explain to you that the Onion isn't funny.

Dutch · 04-02-2012, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doonwise

This did not have my intended effect, let me modify this.

Don't sweat it, Doon. I was chuckling out loud! Nice find.

broncosteven · 04-02-2012, 07:36 PM

This was worth the read unlike their last attempt at Tebow humor.

Broncos_OTM · 04-02-2012, 07:54 PM

I appreciate it. However its not funny. Maybe I just don't have a sense of humor

04-02-2012, 07:20 PM	#1
doonwise Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 458	Jets Worried About Tebow Onion piece on Tebow: "NEW YORK—Despite an obvious display of enthusiasm for Tim Tebow's arrival at his introductory press conference Monday, the New York Jets admitted this week to concerns he may become distracted by the city's wild churchlife. "Manhattan offers worship services at all hours of the day, with some places bearing witness to the Good News till 4 a.m.—not to mention all those millions of nonbelievers walking around to convert—and a young player with a healthy thirst for Christianity could really have himself some fun here," said Jets coach Rex Ryan, adding that the sheer number of churches in New York means Tebow could tithe himself into bankruptcy if he's not careful. "In the past, he's managed to keep his God habit in check and focus on football, but in a city where a pew is never more than a minute away, we don't know if he'll be able to resist the temptation." Sources confirmed the Jets are making overtures to fellow Christian Kurt Warner to mentor Tebow, because the veteran once played in the city, and also because they do not have anybody who is good at quarterback." The Onion Last edited by doonwise; 04-02-2012 at 07:27 PM..

04-02-2012, 07:20 PM	#2
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04-02-2012, 07:22 PM	#3
myMind splinters reality until We Grok Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Denver Posts: 1,370 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	April fools was yesterday man

04-02-2012, 07:23 PM	#4
UberBroncoMan Your Local Nostradamus ** you injuries, this ** Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,527 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ghost of Hillis	04-02-2012, 07:20 PM

04-02-2012, 07:24 PM	#5
doonwise Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 458	Hey man, I know, but I was amused. It's a good piece!

04-02-2012, 07:26 PM	#6
doonwise Seasoned Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 458	This did not have my intended effect, let me modify this.

04-02-2012, 07:28 PM	#7
McDman Ring of Famer Huzzah! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,699 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	It's not an April fool's day thing, it's The Onion.

04-02-2012, 07:36 PM	#10
broncosteven The Kranz Dictum MWA: Flight Director Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tranquility Base Posts: 29,037 Adopt-a-Bronco: MONEYBALL #38	This was worth the read unlike their last attempt at Tebow humor.

04-02-2012, 07:54 PM	#11
Broncos_OTM Born Again HOOLIGAN Broncos Over All Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,543 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	I appreciate it. However its not funny. Maybe I just don't have a sense of humor