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Old 03-26-2012, 12:11 PM   #1
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:24 PM   #2
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Peyton, "So you're telling me McCoy will actually call the plays?"

Duke, "That's what I told him."

Peyton, "You didn't tell me that."

Duke, "I didn't say you had to run what he calls."
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:28 PM   #3
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Peyton: "Caleb Hanie? Really?"

Elway: "I got this"

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Old 03-26-2012, 12:28 PM   #4
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Peyton, "So you're telling me McCoy will actually call the plays?"

Duke, "That's what I told him."

Peyton, "You didn't tell me that."

Duke, "I didn't say you had to run what he calls. Let me tell you about a coach I used to have named Reeves..."
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:32 PM   #5
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Peyton: "Who the hell is this MacGruder guy to the right of me and why is he talking about Ancient Aliens and Tim Tebow?"

John: "Don't worry, security is already on it."
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:42 PM   #6
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Peyton: John pull my finger

John: I don't fuggin think so
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:49 PM   #7
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Elway: Is that chick still looking over here?

Manning: I think so..just keep acting like we are busy...

Elway: Is she hot...I can't see that far?

Manning: Tebow would nail Her!
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:51 PM   #8
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Elway: So you realize you have to replace Tim Tebow right?
Peyton: You're joking right?
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:52 PM   #9
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Peyton: "I like Walton and all but he doesnt shower. He just stinks!"


John: "Ahhh stop your whining. I had to play behind Nails and Schelerth for goodness sakes. I won Superbowls.....with an s."
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Old 03-26-2012, 01:07 PM   #10
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Peyton: So, John. . . .The check bounced. . . .

John: Don't you read the Mane? Pat Bowlen's liquidity is down to $403.66 cents in collectable coins and $25 in Dave and Buster's tokens.
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Old 03-26-2012, 01:08 PM   #11
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Peyton: So, John. . . .The check bounced. . . .

John: Don't you read the Mane? Pat Bowlen's liquidity is down to $403.66 cents in collectable coins and $25 in Dave and Buster's tokens.
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Old 03-26-2012, 02:05 PM   #12
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Peyton, "So, you guys said there was this reciever whose 6-4 and runs a 4.3named Demetrius Thomas ...."

Elway, "Demaryius."

Peyton, "You're ****ting me?"

Elway, "He's cool if you just call him DT."

Peyton, "That's it. I haven't met him! Where is he?"

Elway, "Well, the screw is out of his achilles no problem, but he's getting the screws taken out of his hand this week."

Peyton, "And you worry about MY neck?"
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Old 03-26-2012, 02:13 PM   #13
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Old 03-26-2012, 03:28 PM   #14
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Manning: This is my Offensive line?

Elway: April fools hahahahaha
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:12 PM   #15
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No, your doing it wrong, this is how you make calls behind a coaches back...
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:35 PM   #16
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Old 03-26-2012, 06:03 PM   #17
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Peyton: Hey John, there's a car in the spot that says "Denver Broncos Quarterback"

Elway: ...

Peyton: Seriously?

Elway: ...

Peyton: Come on, man.

Elway: Laser. Rocket. Arm.

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Old 03-26-2012, 09:56 PM   #18
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Manning: "plan B?
Elway: "no we're going A"
Manning: "plan C?"
Elway: "no we're going A"
Manning: "plan B?"
Elway: "Nah, plan A"
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Old 03-26-2012, 10:45 PM   #19
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Peyton:....and my fingers were all orange because the shell is made out of doritos"
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Old 03-26-2012, 11:48 PM   #20
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{Peyton} You want me to play Defensive Tackle?
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Old 03-27-2012, 05:37 AM   #21
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Peyton: I get to play the Chiefs and Raiders, twice?

Elway: I always called those my stats padding games.
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Old 03-27-2012, 05:49 AM   #22
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Looks like they had to cut the roof off your hat to make it work.
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Old 03-27-2012, 06:12 AM   #23
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Peyton: Tracy freakin Porter? I hate that guy!

Elway: good news is he will be jumping curl routes in practice instead of the Super Bowl.
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