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Old 03-23-2012, 10:22 AM   #1
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:30 AM   #2
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:33 AM   #3
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Nice ! Where were girls like this when I was in High School.
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:34 AM   #4
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Had to stop at 2:00... too painful
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:36 AM   #5
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well she might not be able to figure out 1/2 of everything, but her lawyer will.
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:37 AM   #6
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well she might not be able to figure out 1/2 of everything, but her lawyer will.
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:49 AM   #7
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I'll post funny shyt about my wife on Facebook but never on YouTube.
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:53 AM   #8
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My wife once told me not to throw out an old Direct TV receiver because "there might still be some TV left in there."
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Old 03-23-2012, 10:56 AM   #9
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That guy is jerk for putting that up on youtube.
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:00 AM   #10
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She's hot, but certainly not hot enough to put up with that level of stupidity.
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:02 AM   #11
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My wife once told me not to throw out an old Direct TV receiver because "there might still be some TV left in there."
you promised you would never tell anyone that...you bastard....
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:04 AM   #12
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:05 AM   #13
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well she might not be able to figure out 1/2 of everything, but her lawyer will.
And her lawyer will be happy to take 2/3 of that 1/2. Of course that is only if Idaho is a community property state. Even if it is, this video should absolve him of any financial obligation in a divorce. It would take the patience of a Saint to tolerate that level of stupid, even for an hour...traveling 80 miles...at 80 miles per hour.
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And her lawyer will be happy to take 2/3 of that 1/2. Of course that is only if Idaho is a community property state. Even if it is, this video should absolve him of any financial obligation in a divorce. It would take the patience of a Saint to tolerate that level of stupid, even for an hour...traveling 80 miles...at 80 miles per hour.
...but dude, the tires spin differently on different cars.
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:08 AM   #15
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...but dude, the tires spin differently on different cars.
and don't forget the inflation factor also...
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:14 AM   #16
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Every time I see this video, I want to find her and smother her with a pillow.

Seriously, I'm sure he was thinking, "I'm going to put this up on YouTube. People will think it's cute! I'm so glad I married a girl that is so inept, I don't have to worry about my own inadequacies."
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Every time I see this video, I want to find her and smother her with a pillow.

Seriously, I'm sure he was thinking, "I'm going to put this up on YouTube. People will think it's cute! I'm so glad I married a girl that is so inept, I don't have to worry about my own inadequacies."
really with a pillow? okay...sure why not..ya'll call it all sorts of things these days...
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:22 AM   #18
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That is simply infuriating.

We should be allowed to make a "citizen's arrest" type action where we pull her GED away and make her go back to ****ing school.
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I read an article on this and it started with the fact that they are/were attending Utah State University. How?
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I don't know. He's kind of a smug prick for someone dumb enough to marry the girl the rest of the guys just bang one night after heavy drinking or after prom.
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really with a pillow? okay...sure why not..ya'll call it all sorts of things these days...
Really, the actual logistics aren't important to me. I just want her to stop talking. And I ache at the thought of them breeding.
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I read an article on this and it started with the fact that they are/were attending Utah State University. How?
Utah State - say it with me, I think the answer is in the name.
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:30 AM   #23
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Did you see the response videos?
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Really, the actual logistics aren't important to me. I just want her to stop talking. And I ache at the thought of them breeding.
We need someone to help keep the 90% occupancy rate a lot of state governments are contractually obligated to meet in outsourced prisons, people like this are just generating a supply.
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:32 AM   #25
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I don't know. He's kind of a smug prick for someone dumb enough to marry the girl the rest of the guys just bang one night after heavy drinking or after prom.
Go easy on the guy, he probably just got off a really long shift at Mcdonalds, he needs a win in his life.
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