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Old 02-08-2012, 01:03 PM   #1
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Default An open letter from Kenny Powers to Tim Tebow



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You see, Gifted Young Athlete, people look at us and they see all they don't have. It's like, "homeboy's over there gettin' 'er done! And Jesus loves him too! **** that guy."

But can you really blame them? Wouldn't you be pissed? Jesus helps us win at sports games, yet he's nowhere to be found when poor people need important medicine for their kid's infection, or when they're late on a mortgage payment. Think about it. There are folks in Africa who get AIDS without even being gay. Yet here Jesus is, helping me & Tebow out in sports, just because we're maybe a little bit cooler in his eyes. It's a raw deal, plain and simple. Even though he's hooking me up, I still see it's kind of a c***sucker move on Jesus's part.

But my advice to you, Mr. Tebow, from one Gifted Young Athlete to another: don't kill yourself trying to make sense of all the madness. Just hold on to your dick and have a good time. Believe me, it's all you can do. Make no apologies, either. Those are for weak people, and the haters will hate you anyway. It's not our fault we're awesome, playboy. It's Jesus's. As the gorgeous b****es in the makeup commercials used to say, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
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Old 02-08-2012, 01:08 PM   #2
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Well, that is the worst piece of crap I've read in awhile.

Can I get my 2 minutes back?
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Old 02-08-2012, 01:11 PM   #3
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Over your head, perhaps.
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Old 02-08-2012, 01:11 PM   #4
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It made me weep. . Seriously, Tebow flies his Jesus flag high, in almost an exhibitionist frenzy, but not in that mean way. I wish the Tebowites would just ascend and leave us behind, but if Tebow can pass, I can even tolerate them .... not well, but I'll do it.
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Well, that is the worst piece of crap I've read in awhile.

Can I get my 2 minutes back?
It took you two minutes to read that?



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C@******er move by Jesus - brilliant. Loved the article.
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:01 PM   #9
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Love KP. You either get the joke of it all or not.

I saw an interview of one of the creators of the show. He said there's three type of people. Those who don't get the joke. Those who appreciate the joke if it all..... and finally those who relate to Kenny Powers.

The last one you need to run from ...

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Love KP. You either get the joke of it all or not.

I saw an interview of one of the creators of the show. He said there's three type of people. Those who don't get the joke. Those who appreciate the joke if it all..... and finally those who relate to Kenny Powers.

The last one you need to run from ...

My brothers happen to be two such people.

It's charming, really.

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Old 02-08-2012, 02:14 PM   #13
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Kenny Powers rules, and if you don't like him YOU'RE ****ING OUT!

New season coming in a week or two, stoked.
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who in the **** is Kenny Powers ?
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The best pitcher ever, has got a God damned cannon for a right arm!
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show on HBO....
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The best pitcher ever, has got a God damned cannon for a right arm!
who does he play for ? even better then the big unit Randy Johnson ?
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show on HBO....
the Kenny powers hour ?
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If KP was a Truck Driver he'd be Spider without a doubt!!!!!
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If KP was a Truck Driver he'd be Spider without a doubt!!!!!
should I be flattered ?
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yeah kinda hard to find him in major league baseball
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should I be flattered ?

I guess it all depends how you look at it. But at the end of the day, we all get a kick out of the goofhead. That can't be a bad thing.

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I guess it all depends how you look at it. But at the end of the day, we all get a kick out of the goofhead. That can't be a bad thing.
i just watched that clip ....... I am so much cooler then him
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:39 PM   #25
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Well, that is the worst piece of crap I've read in awhile.

Can I get my 2 minutes back?
2 MINUTES

that was like 10 sentences long. i think you might have bigger problems than not getting the joke.
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