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Old 01-28-2012, 02:45 PM   #1
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Default Kim Kardashian - Stay the **** away from Tim Tebow

You date C list athletes like Kris Humpries, Tebow doesn't want your poison taint

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d...content_stream

I love Tim's camps response ""He's an avowed virgin who's saving himself for marriage and is looking for a woman with similar values, not someone with two failed marriages and a sex tape in her past."
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Old 01-28-2012, 02:52 PM   #2
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Owned, slut.

Keep that syphilis in your own pants.
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Old 01-28-2012, 02:52 PM   #3
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tim doesn't like whores.
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Old 01-28-2012, 02:54 PM   #4
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tim doesn't like whores.
Good more for me then.
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Old 01-28-2012, 02:56 PM   #5
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Good more for me then.

Lets split one ( me first though)
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Old 01-28-2012, 02:57 PM   #6
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Old 01-28-2012, 03:00 PM   #7
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Fine I'll be lucky 1001 then
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Old 01-28-2012, 03:02 PM   #8
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Old 01-28-2012, 03:04 PM   #9
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Apparently Tebow and Selena Gomez would create a mini Jason Segel.
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Old 01-28-2012, 03:17 PM   #10
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Owned, slut.

Keep that syphilis in your own pants.
Yeah there's a lot of sluts out there but that sex tape ruined any chance of Kim having a meaningful lasting relationship with a guy. Reggie Bush was never going to wife a chick with a sex tape out there.
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Old 01-28-2012, 03:21 PM   #11
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I made a sex tape , didnt get the attention I wanted but here it is
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The ink isn't even dry on her divorce and shes already looking.
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Old 01-28-2012, 03:28 PM   #13
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Old 01-28-2012, 04:30 PM   #16
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Old 01-28-2012, 06:29 PM   #17
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On one hand, I thought the bit about the "two failed marriages and a sex tape" was kind of harsh... but it's more polite than "she's a fat-ass Jezebel who is going to burn for eternity in a lake of fire and herpes."
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Old 01-28-2012, 06:32 PM   #18
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Yeah there's a lot of sluts out there but that sex tape ruined any chance of Kim having a meaningful lasting relationship with a guy. Reggie Bush was never going to wife a chick with a sex tape out there.

I would rather "wife up" Naomi Russel than Kim Kardashian... lol. Sad.. but honestly, what's the difference, except that Naomi clearly has the better ass and makes better sex tapes??

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On one hand, I thought the bit about the "two failed marriages and a sex tape" was kind of harsh... but it's more polite than "she's a fat-ass Jezebel who is going to burn for eternity in a lake of fire and herpes."

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Old 01-28-2012, 08:15 PM   #20
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[QUOTE=Willynowei;3478924]I would rather "wife up" Naomi Russel than Kim Kardashian... lol. Sad.. but honestly, what's the difference, except that Naomi clearly has the better ass and makes better sex tapes??


No doubt. Hundreds of them, in fact.
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Old 01-28-2012, 09:01 PM   #21
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How is this news? The NFL really disgraced themselves reporting this.

But oh well, if Tim don't want Kim, I'll take her!
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When did NFL.com become match.com? http://www.nfl.com/photos/09000d5d82...000d5d825e250d

I get that Tim is selling stuff for them. He's even made some fans over here. Met a recent convert to Broncofandom in a pub down the street who loves the NFL and became a Bronco fan in a recent visit to Denver because he really likes Tim. Even in the UK, the power of Tim is taking over. it's funny, but it also explains why the NFL is milking him for all they can right now.
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Old 01-29-2012, 08:40 AM   #23
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