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Old 01-21-2012, 08:01 AM   #1
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Tebow in Vegas, checking out a Cirque du Soleil rehearsal....
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I blame Tuten for his inability to do this.
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Flexible Asian women! Yummy!
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Old 01-21-2012, 08:28 AM   #5
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He's OBVIOUSLY about to wreck shop with a bunch of hookers directly following these pictures. I mean, look how flexible they are.

PLEASE TIMMY, DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID!!

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Old 01-21-2012, 08:30 AM   #6
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Oh, AND, he's wearing a backwards hat. ****ing hoodlum.
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Old 01-21-2012, 08:32 AM   #7
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Don't be alarmed folks, he's white. So it's all good.
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Old 01-21-2012, 08:46 AM   #8
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Looks like a dangerous place to be if you have an Asian or flexibility fetish, and you know those sexually repressed guys always have fetishes.
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Old 01-21-2012, 09:05 AM   #9
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Tebow: golly gee these nice young asian ladies are limber.


An average guy : good god i would love twist all these tramps into all kinds of positions over a bottle of jack
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Old 01-21-2012, 09:10 AM   #10
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Tebow: golly gee these nice young asian ladies are limber.


An average guy : good god i would love twist all these tramps into all kinds of positions over a bottle of jack
By average guy, do you mean Orton?
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Old 01-21-2012, 09:51 AM   #11
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That looks like one of the exercises Tebow does on the extra footage from "Everything in Between." He does this thing where his legs and hips have to be really limber.
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That looks like one of the exercises Tebow does on the extra footage from "Everything in Between." He does this thing where his legs and hips have to be really limber.
And this would go a long way toward explaining why Tebow can run without ever pulling a hammy, while Moreno pulls a hammy by thinking to hard.
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And this would go a long way toward explaining why Tebow can run without ever pulling a hammy, while Moreno pulls a hammy by thinking to hard.
Seriously, the DVD is worth checking out for that one workout. He does a lot of really advanced things. Not much on strength/size training. Lots of flexibility and ballistic strength training.

He lays on his stomach, picks up a back leg and curls it, points the toe back over to the other side, and slowly touches his tow to the other side of his body. Looks a lot like the pose that one on the lower right is doing.
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Seriously, the DVD is worth checking out for that one workout. He does a lot of really advanced things. Not much on strength/size training. Lots of flexibility and ballistic strength training.

He lays on his stomach, picks up a back leg and curls it, points the toe back over to the other side, and slowly touches his tow to the other side of his body. Looks a lot like the pose that one on the lower right is doing.
Therefore my point. Seriously, Tebow seems pretty much immune to the conditioning injuries that so many of our players suffer from, and I would guess that kind of stuff is why. It almost seems like Tebow should be teaching our strength and conditioning coach, and not the other way around.
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Old 01-21-2012, 11:52 AM   #15
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Tebow in Vegas, checking out a Cirque du Soleil rehearsal....
The chick on the rights stomach has some weird cameltoe thing going on
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Here's the point, for the Heathens (WINK)

MAYBE nothing comes of this. Maybe he nails some contortionists, goes to a show, has a decent time, comes back and has an all-pro season next year.

Some of us have moral issues with this behavior, sure.

However more of us are wondering if giving a barely twenty-something testosterone fueled kid more money than he's ever had in his life, and sending him into Vegas with some Chinese girls and some contortionists isn't recipe for potential problems.

That's to say nothing of the kids that look up to him and example he sets (fair or not, pro players are role models.)for others.

Do I morally disagree with it? Yes. But my real worry is he'll do something stupid. At the very least, posting up pictures on your twitter account of what you're doing is unwise. You're inviting all sorts of scrutiny and inevitable media attention that will make things more difficult. Suddenly you have an unfair reputation and are going to be stalked by the TMZ crowed. If you're going to enjoy yourself to that degree, have the common sense to not be broadcasting it for all the world.

Sorry guys, this is stupid on a variety of levels.
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Old 01-21-2012, 12:07 PM   #18
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Tebow in Vegas, checking out a Cirque du Soleil rehearsal....
I'm worried about his mechanics during the rehearsal.

He's dipping his left shoulder way too low and his footwork seems to be terrible.
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Old 01-21-2012, 12:10 PM   #19
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Tebow in Vegas, checking out a Cirque du Soleil rehearsal....
Those chicks are Tebowing wrong.
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Old 01-21-2012, 12:23 PM   #20
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WHEW!!!! For a minute there I was starting to worry!
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Old 01-21-2012, 12:50 PM   #21
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Here's the point, for the Heathens (WINK)

MAYBE nothing comes of this. Maybe he nails some contortionists, goes to a show, has a decent time, comes back and has an all-pro season next year.

Some of us have moral issues with this behavior, sure.

However more of us are wondering if giving a barely twenty-something testosterone fueled kid more money than he's ever had in his life, and sending him into Vegas with some Chinese girls and some contortionists isn't recipe for potential problems.

That's to say nothing of the kids that look up to him and example he sets (fair or not, pro players are role models.)for others.

Do I morally disagree with it? Yes. But my real worry is he'll do something stupid. At the very least, posting up pictures on your twitter account of what you're doing is unwise. You're inviting all sorts of scrutiny and inevitable media attention that will make things more difficult. Suddenly you have an unfair reputation and are going to be stalked by the TMZ crowed. If you're going to enjoy yourself to that degree, have the common sense to not be broadcasting it for all the world.

Sorry guys, this is stupid on a variety of levels.
Not sure if serious...
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Old 01-21-2012, 12:54 PM   #22
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By average guy, do you mean Orton?
He said average guy, not below average quarterback.

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Old 01-21-2012, 12:57 PM   #23
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Here's the point, for the Heathens (WINK)

MAYBE nothing comes of this. Maybe he nails some contortionists, goes to a show, has a decent time, comes back and has an all-pro season next year.

Some of us have moral issues with this behavior, sure.

However more of us are wondering if giving a barely twenty-something testosterone fueled kid more money than he's ever had in his life, and sending him into Vegas with some Chinese girls and some contortionists isn't recipe for potential problems.

That's to say nothing of the kids that look up to him and example he sets (fair or not, pro players are role models.)for others.

Do I morally disagree with it? Yes. But my real worry is he'll do something stupid. At the very least, posting up pictures on your twitter account of what you're doing is unwise. You're inviting all sorts of scrutiny and inevitable media attention that will make things more difficult. Suddenly you have an unfair reputation and are going to be stalked by the TMZ crowed. If you're going to enjoy yourself to that degree, have the common sense to not be broadcasting it for all the world.

Sorry guys, this is stupid on a variety of levels.
Quite possibly the funniest parody post I've ever read anywhere.
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Old 01-21-2012, 01:27 PM   #24
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So thats what hes into, that kinky bastard
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