8 Tim Tebow Theories - The Orange Mane

Armchair Bronco · 01-11-2012, 05:30 PM

8 Tim Tebow Theories

Just found this really funny article on ESPN from a few days ago. Sorry if this has already been posted. There are currently 8 theories that can explain the Tebow Phenomenon:

Fooball Troll
Fooball Chess Master
Publicity Expert
Sociological Experiment
Media Savior
Spiritual Icon, Motivational Speaker, Future President
Zombie
Good, Young Developing Quarterback

My favorite is "Football Troll"

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/...denver-broncos

Bronco Boy · 01-11-2012, 05:37 PM

The Football Troll one may be true, but really God is the world's biggest troll. He's always making bad things happen to good people just for fun. And then letting people like Ryan Leaf win the lottery.

Bronx33 · 01-11-2012, 05:43 PM

tebow is kicking a** in that poll

Which remaining NFL playoff quarterback is the most emotional and charismatic?

3%
T.J. Yates

3%
Joe Flacco

6%
Eli Manning

3%
Alex Smith

85%
Tim Tebow

sirhcyennek81 · 01-11-2012, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bronx33

tebow is kicking a** in that poll

Which remaining NFL playoff quarterback is the most emotional and charismatic?

3%
T.J. Yates

3%
Joe Flacco

6%
Eli Manning

3%
Alex Smith

85%
Tim Tebow

3 QBs missing?

Armchair Bronco · 01-11-2012, 05:57 PM

Tim Tebow: Football Troll

"The image of your average Internet message-board troll is that of a weak, pasty basement dweller whose life is focused on getting people riled up in comments sections. Now imagine if such a troll was a muscled 6-foot-3, 236-pounder who decided to troll the entire country on national television every week? You'd have Tim Tebow.

[...]

"Victim count: football scouts, football media, Tebow haters, Tebow supporters, John Fox, John Elway, his teammates, me, you. At some point along the way, he's made everyone look stupid. Well played, Tebow. Well played. If the NFL were a message board, Tebow would be typing "FIRST!" in the playoffs thread."

MacGruder · 01-11-2012, 05:59 PM

Tebow and Vince Young are very similar.. they both have game in reserve,, this is why they look bad at times and great at others. This is why Tebow can be so conservative at times and dominant at others. Other QBs don't have that luxury..

Mouth · 01-11-2012, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacGruder

Tebow and Vince Young are very similar.. they both have game in reserve,, this is why they look bad at times and great at others. This is why Tebow can be so conservative at times and dominant at others. Other QBs don't have that luxury..

I'll kindly ask you to please never mention TT and Whiney McCrybabypants in the same post kk thx.

Mouth

MagicHef · 01-11-2012, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

3 QBs missing?

Yeah, the good ones.

canadianbroncosfan · 01-12-2012, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mouth

I'll kindly ask you to please never mention TT and Whiney McCrybabypants in the same post kk thx.

Mouth

^

Mouth

alkemical · 01-12-2012, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bronx33

tebow is kicking a** in that poll

Which remaining NFL playoff quarterback is the most emotional and charismatic?

3%
T.J. Yates

3%
Joe Flacco

6%
Eli Manning

3%
Alex Smith

85%
Tim Tebow

Is this like a hipster-emo award?

Pony Boy · 01-12-2012, 07:10 AM

One of the sport writers said he saw Tim Tebow walking on top of a river to get to the other side and said see he isn't perfect, he can't swim.

Kaylore · 01-12-2012, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Victim count: football scouts, football media, Tebow haters, Tebow supporters, John Fox, John Elway, his teammates, me, you. At some point along the way, he's made everyone look stupid. Well played, Tebow. Well played. If the NFL were a message board, Tebow would be typing "FIRST!" in the playoffs thread.

This

55CrushEm · 01-12-2012, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

3 QBs missing?

You'll see that the 5 he listed add up to 100%. Perhaps the other 3 received less than 1% of the vote each?

Crushaholic · 01-12-2012, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 55CrushEm

You'll see that the 5 he listed add up to 100%. Perhaps the other 3 received less than 1% of the vote each?

But..But...But...Aaron Rodgers has that Discount Double Check move thingy!!!

jhns · 01-12-2012, 09:59 AM

I have been saying Tebow is trolling the NFL for a while now. I love his name seems to bring out so much emotion in most people.

Peoples Champ · 01-12-2012, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jhns

I have been saying Tebow is trolling the NFL for a while now. I love his name seems to bring out so much emotion in most people.

the NFL has never seen anything like this, probably never will again after he leaves.

mustangtoby · 01-12-2012, 05:23 PM

I love seeing how pissed everyone is over the whole thing, and we're winning! Let them keep b****ing!

Vegas_Bronco · 01-12-2012, 05:53 PM

Jerk on his facemask and hell give you a coming ta Jesus.

Steve Prefontaine · 01-12-2012, 05:57 PM

It was a funny article, but he made a good point at the end that unfortunately gets washed away.

Mouth

Steve Prefontaine · 01-12-2012, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bronx33

tebow is kicking a** in that poll

Which remaining NFL playoff quarterback is the most emotional and charismatic?

3%
T.J. Yates

3%
Joe Flacco

6%
Eli Manning

3%
Alex Smith

85%
Tim Tebow

Flacco getting any votes is seriously disturbing.

Also, can't argue with Tebow winning this one. I thought he was going to pop a blood vessel after he scored his rushing TD in the 2nd quarter.

Mouth

01-11-2012, 05:30 PM	#1
Armchair Bronco Ring of Famer Call me "Old School"... Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,604 Adopt-a-Bronco: Darrien Gordon	8 Tim Tebow Theories 8 Tim Tebow Theories Just found this really funny article on ESPN from a few days ago. Sorry if this has already been posted. There are currently 8 theories that can explain the Tebow Phenomenon: Fooball Troll Fooball Chess Master Publicity Expert Sociological Experiment Media Savior Spiritual Icon, Motivational Speaker, Future President Zombie Good, Young Developing Quarterback My favorite is "Football Troll" http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story/...denver-broncos

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01-11-2012, 05:37 PM	#2
Bronco Boy Avid Ambien Abuser It all makes so much sense! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Queens, NY Posts: 1,901 Adopt-a-Bronco: Eric Decker	The Football Troll one may be true, but really God is the world's biggest troll. He's always making bad things happen to good people just for fun. And then letting people like Ryan Leaf win the lottery.

01-11-2012, 05:43 PM	#3
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	tebow is kicking a** in that poll Which remaining NFL playoff quarterback is the most emotional and charismatic? 3% T.J. Yates 3% Joe Flacco 6% Eli Manning 3% Alex Smith 85% Tim Tebow

01-11-2012, 05:57 PM	#5
Armchair Bronco Ring of Famer Call me "Old School"... Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,604 Adopt-a-Bronco: Darrien Gordon	Tim Tebow: Football Troll "The image of your average Internet message-board troll is that of a weak, pasty basement dweller whose life is focused on getting people riled up in comments sections. Now imagine if such a troll was a muscled 6-foot-3, 236-pounder who decided to troll the entire country on national television every week? You'd have Tim Tebow. [...] "Victim count: football scouts, football media, Tebow haters, Tebow supporters, John Fox, John Elway, his teammates, me, you. At some point along the way, he's made everyone look stupid. Well played, Tebow. Well played. If the NFL were a message board, Tebow would be typing "FIRST!" in the playoffs thread."

01-11-2012, 05:59 PM	#6
MacGruder visionary New to the Forum Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 5,449 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Tebow and Vince Young are very similar.. they both have game in reserve,, this is why they look bad at times and great at others. This is why Tebow can be so conservative at times and dominant at others. Other QBs don't have that luxury..

01-12-2012, 07:10 AM	#11
Pony Boy "Whoa Nellie" Rub some dirt on it Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 6,281 Adopt-a-Bronco: mellon head	One of the sport writers said he saw Tim Tebow walking on top of a river to get to the other side and said see he isn't perfect, he can't swim.

01-12-2012, 09:59 AM	#15
jhns I'm all up in your face but you still can't C me! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Omaha Posts: 12,405 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	I have been saying Tebow is trolling the NFL for a while now. I love his name seems to bring out so much emotion in most people.

01-12-2012, 05:23 PM	#17
mustangtoby Rookie New to the Forum Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 69 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	I love seeing how pissed everyone is over the whole thing, and we're winning! Let them keep b****ing!

01-12-2012, 05:53 PM	#18
Vegas_Bronco Ring of Famer Fear is a lack of preparation. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: 63 Yards Out Posts: 4,024 Adopt-a-Bronco: 1 Elam 1	Jerk on his facemask and hell give you a coming ta Jesus.

01-12-2012, 05:57 PM	#19
Steve Prefontaine Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,289 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	It was a funny article, but he made a good point at the end that unfortunately gets washed away. Mouth