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Old 04-10-2015, 07:03 PM   #1
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You meet this super hot lady. Dinner and a movie. Then back to the crib. Making out like crazy. She tells you she won't go all the way yet, but some oral is gonna happen. It's amazing. Everything is going really well. 2 weeks later you want it to go further. You reach down...and she has junk!!! What the...
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Old 04-10-2015, 07:09 PM   #2
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Old 04-10-2015, 07:11 PM   #3
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Old 04-10-2015, 07:17 PM   #4
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Almost forgot how incredibly funny this is sir!!! Thank you!!
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Old 04-10-2015, 07:20 PM   #5
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Id tell her to call me after the operation, like Mac did with the tranny.
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Old 04-10-2015, 07:33 PM   #6
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Grab him by the arm and show him the door.
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Old 04-10-2015, 07:43 PM   #7
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You meet this super hot lady. Dinner and a movie. Then back to the crib. Making out like crazy. She tells you she won't go all the way yet, but some oral is gonna happen. It's amazing. Everything is going really well. 2 weeks later you want it to go further. You reach down...and she has junk!!! What the...
So, what did you end up doing?
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Old 04-10-2015, 07:49 PM   #8
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So, what did you end up doing?
Lmao. Just an offseason play off the "would you rather" bs threads. "Well I have never..."
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Old 04-10-2015, 07:52 PM   #9
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Was this a story spdirty told you from his recent vacation?
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Old 04-10-2015, 07:54 PM   #10
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Was this a story spdirty told you from his recent vacation?
Its very close. He invited me to go, but I knew there was a shot it may turn out this way. I had to shut him down on the invite.
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Old 04-10-2015, 08:28 PM   #11
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Old 04-10-2015, 09:17 PM   #12
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Old 04-10-2015, 09:32 PM   #13
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"**** him in the p***Y!"

Oh wait, that won't work.
I expect someone to be putting up a YouTube compilation video very soon...
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Old 04-10-2015, 09:33 PM   #14
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Rule 1 of a date, check for Adams apple.

Rule 2 of a date, end date if Adams apple is present.
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Old 04-10-2015, 09:35 PM   #15
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Rule 1 of a date, check for Adams apple.

Rule 2 of a date, end date if Adams apple is present.
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Old 04-11-2015, 03:55 AM   #16
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Put it in your mouth and see if you like it.... It's the only way to be sure
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Old 04-11-2015, 05:19 AM   #17
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Put it in your mouth and see if you like it.... It's the only way to be sure
Might as well let him stab ya in the can and see if that's your thing while you're at it too.
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Old 04-11-2015, 05:30 AM   #18
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Sounds like my type party
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Old 04-11-2015, 06:58 AM   #19
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Was this a story spdirty told you from his recent vacation?
No. If that happened to me Id tell no one. And I would not be responsible for my actions. Id hope to have the self discipline to just run away and not get violent. **** I hope that never happens to me.
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Old 04-11-2015, 07:01 AM   #20
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Its very close. He invited me to go, but I knew there was a shot it may turn out this way. I had to shut him down on the invite.
Come on dude, next March. Unless I'm locked up in a relationship, I'm going again. You'll never forget it I promise. Just trust Paco.
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Old 04-11-2015, 07:31 AM   #21
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Might as well let him stab ya in the can and see if that's your thing while you're at it too.
Exactly... How can you possibly know until you jump in...
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Old 04-11-2015, 07:52 AM   #22
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One mans junk is anotherbmans treasure.
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Old 04-11-2015, 08:02 AM   #23
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All right Chef, how much did you have last night?

**wait, just saw this was a morning post. You still drunk??
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Old 04-11-2015, 09:24 PM   #24
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