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Old 01-01-2012, 08:26 AM   #1
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well ive shaved my head and face and im not shaving now til the bronco season is over
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Old 01-01-2012, 08:49 AM   #2
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Old 01-01-2012, 09:38 AM   #4
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Well honey, as long as you don't stop showering, it's all good.
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Old 01-01-2012, 09:41 AM   #5
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Old 01-01-2012, 09:42 AM   #6
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Old 01-01-2012, 09:45 AM   #7
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I have not shaved since the Broncos last won. They better win today...its getting itchy up in here.


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Old 01-01-2012, 10:02 AM   #8
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Old 01-01-2012, 10:02 AM   #9
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Not wearing my Elway jersey that I wore the last 2 weeks. I forgot I had it until 2 weeks ago..... Sorry guys, the last 2 losses were on me.
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...my face, doc.

Everything else gets trimmed. Ingrown hairs are a nightmare in the funzone.


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Old 01-01-2012, 10:06 AM   #12
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well I'm not wearing a bra, maybe it will help. No, but seriously, got me my Broncos memorabilia strategically placed about me and my Champ jersey on. GB2
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...my face, doc.

Everything else gets trimmed. Ingrown hairs are a nightmare in the funzone.


I loled at funzone. We probably interpret that differently.
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well I'm not wearing a bra, maybe it will help. No, but seriously, got me my Broncos memorabilia strategically placed about me and my Champ jersey on. GB2

Im wearing an orange tshirt and a blue uhh...undergarment...

apparently saying what that garment is is TMI.

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...my face, doc.

Everything else gets trimmed. Ingrown hairs are a nightmare in the funzone.


I was fine with eww but this is triple ewwww. But funzone is funny.
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...my face, doc.

Everything else gets trimmed. Ingrown hairs are a nightmare in the funzone.


sadly for ladies, our fun zone has to be shaved or waxed, there is no trimming so sometimes ingrown is our reality...dudes, have no idea how easy they have it.
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sadly for ladies, our fun zone has to be shaved or waxed, there is no trimming so sometimes ingrown is our reality...dudes, have no idea how easy they have it.

Certain areas of the male anatomy, which are often used to describe toughness or uber masculinity is an area you do not want ingrown hairs or razor nicks.

Then the toughness comparison goes right out the window.

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if anyone has got one of these...



... give it to a Chefs fan today.

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Certain areas of the male anatomy, which are often used to describe toughness or uber masculinity is an area you do not want ingrown hairs or razor nicks.

Then the toughness comparison goes right out the window.

well I am convinced the comparison of the vagina to weakness and the penis and balls to toughness was conceived by men to make themselves feel better. Let's be honest here, a vagina is clearly tougher than a penis and balls. A Penis folds under pressure and a vagina can have a human being exit it.
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well I am convinced the comparison of the vagina to weakness and the penis and balls to toughness was conceived by men to make themselves feel better. Let's be honest here, a vagina is clearly tougher than a penis and balls. A Penis folds under pressure and a vagina can have a human being exit it.
Ummm. Words excape me at the moment.
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Old 01-01-2012, 11:31 AM   #23
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Old 01-01-2012, 11:46 AM   #24
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well I am convinced the comparison of the vagina to weakness and the penis and balls to toughness was conceived by men to make themselves feel better. Let's be honest here, a vagina is clearly tougher than a penis and balls. A Penis folds under pressure and a vagina can have a human being exit it.
This is not true. I've been watching Kyle Orton for the last few years and i have never seen a human exit from him.
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This is not true. I've been watching Kyle Orton for the last few years and i have never seen a human exit from him.
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