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Old 12-27-2011, 09:21 PM   #1
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Old 12-27-2011, 09:25 PM   #2
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I don't know about you, but...

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When I saw this thread I thought it would be a pic of Orton laying on the field in fetal postion
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Old 12-27-2011, 09:36 PM   #5
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When I saw this thread I thought it would be a pic of Orton laying on the field in fetal postion
So did I, but that too was funny...and catchy.
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Old 12-27-2011, 09:39 PM   #6
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So did I, but that too was funny...and catchy.
yes it was
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Old 12-27-2011, 09:43 PM   #7
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Old 12-27-2011, 09:56 PM   #8
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Old 12-28-2011, 05:17 AM   #12
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When I saw this thread I thought it would be a pic of Orton laying on the field in fetal postion
Exactly what I was thinking. It was AWESOME though.
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Just made it to ESPN :You know how to Tebow. But how does one go about Ortoning? Ryan Parker fills us in on the next big craze just in time for this weekend's Tim Tebow-Kyle Orton (a.k.a. Chiefs-Broncos) showdown.



http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=7395854




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Old 12-28-2011, 10:48 AM   #18
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1. ortoning : To sit and mope while others do better than you

During the last Broncos game, everyone was #tebowing except Kyle Orton. He was #ortoning.




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Old 12-28-2011, 04:20 PM   #19
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First there was planking, then there was Tebowing,
Added to the list of fads the Internet's been growing,
Inspired by Tebow's prayer, it's frequency increased,
But what about the player the Broncos released,

Ortoning is looking really sad,
Ortoning is when you realize that you are bad,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you,

First there was Chicago, Kyle Orton didn't win,
Then there was his time spent Ortoning with Brady Quinn,
Inspired by uninspiring play and looking like a clown,
It's a fact that Ortoning is best done sitting down,

Ortoning is looking really sad,
Ortoning is when you realize that you are bad,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you,

There have been a lot of players who have Ortoned over time,
Some blame it on an injury or their offensive line,
There have been a lot players who have faced a lot of strife,
But really you can Orton in any walk of life,

Ortoning is looking really sad,
Ortoning is when you realize that you are bad,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you,
Ortoning is watching someone new,
Doing something better than you





http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/ar...toning/8974402



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Video: Ortoning is the few fad


You knew it would only be a matter a time before Tebowing became passe and something else would take its place.

Singer-songwriter Ryan Parker writes a ditty about Ortoning just in time for the Chiefs-Broncos game on Sunday.

Ortoning is looking really sad,

Ortoning is when you realize that you are bad,

Ortoning is watching someone new,

Doing something better than you,

We at Game On! are huge Kyle Orton fans so the message seems off to us but of course we are also huge Ryan Parker fans and applaud his talent.



http://content.usatoday.com/communit...-the-few-fad/1

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Old 12-28-2011, 04:39 PM   #20
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It was funny ....but not 100% factually accurate.

Orton was 21-12 as Bears starting QB, and won a division title..which is the exact opposite of his record in Denver
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Old 12-28-2011, 07:36 PM   #21
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It was funny ....but not 100% factually accurate.

Orton was 21-12 as Bears starting QB, and won a division title..which is the exact opposite of his record in Denver
It probably has something to do with a solid defense in Chicago...
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Old 12-30-2011, 02:29 PM   #22
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Old 12-31-2011, 06:38 AM   #23
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It was funny ....but not 100% factually accurate.

Orton was 21-12 as Bears starting QB, and won a division title..which is the exact opposite of his record in Denver
So that means Orton at one point was 27-12
That is before losing the best Tackle Tandem in the league.
There is a reason why Clady is in the Pro Bowl.
Having the No.1 rushing offense doesn't hurt either. But I digress.

What Orton ought we to expect,

The 27-12 Orton



Or Orton @ 6-21?



Orton is one game away from emerging as either or.
Only one hurdle left, Broncos defense.

Biggest game of his life?

I expect nothing less than a Peyton Manning like choke,
Unless Fox pulls back the reigns on DooMillerVille
Like he did with NE and Detroit at home.
Another pay back from Elway putting the breaks on Tebowmania?

Elway has the key to the game, another wreck waiting to happen,
or does he finally turn the keys over and Unleash Tim Tebow?

I am so sick of watching Elway do burnouts,
I mean slamming the breaks on the passing game
With the throttle to the floor on the rushing attack?
Is it no wonder we had blowouts the past two games?

People get fired for wrecklessly driving a Billion Dollar vehicle.
Then there's the espianage of waiving a QB who went 27-12,
before Broncos overhaul sent him crashlanding into a 6-21 field.
Orton to start for the 2010 Division Champs?
At the point when the play-off picture emerged as Cassel fell?
Who jettisons a back up QB of that caliber heading into the play-offs?
@ the point the Bears lost Cutler too?
Just to save a couple mil? Chiefs may as well paid Elway off that 2.5 Mil.
Broncos barely got passed Chicago with a back up QB.
How much do we miss Lloyd and the 100+ passes carved out of Tebows game?

Elways lenses are clearly not fixed towards the best interest of this team.

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It probably has something to do with a solid defense in Chicago...
Solid really outstanding as in the #1 defense in the league 12 ppg
and the #8th ranked running game. Really any QB (even Tebow) can manage a game with the best defense and a top 10 running game.

Thier offense was 26th in the league. That is called managing the game

Teams don't trade 2 #1s , a 3rd and the QB if there isn't a problem
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I thought wins didn't count unless the QB has great stats? Oh, those are the Tebow Rules. Sorry.
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