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Old 12-20-2011, 01:35 PM   #1
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- supermodel trophy wife (check)
- $31M trophy house (check)
- 3 SB rings (check)
- victory over God's QB (check)

it's pretty obvious, isn't it? ...Tom Brady is the anti-Christ!



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Old 12-20-2011, 01:47 PM   #2
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Anyone that makes 100k a year life is better than mines and thats a **** load of people
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:00 PM   #6
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:04 PM   #7
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Would post pics of Gisele's assets but apparently since the Spanish inquisition is happening here I will pass....
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Lol. 100k doesn't go very far after taxes.
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:17 PM   #9
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:19 PM   #10
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:34 PM   #11
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:40 PM   #12
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:48 PM   #13
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Old 12-20-2011, 02:53 PM   #14
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I'm pretty sure I'd rather own five or six $5 million homes than a single $31 million one.

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Old 12-20-2011, 03:44 PM   #15
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I'm pretty sure I'd rather own five or six $5 million homes than a single $31 million one.

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I'm pretty sure he could own five or six $5 million homes in addition to his $31 million on. What a cockbag; lucky, lucky cockbag
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Old 12-20-2011, 09:15 PM   #16
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Not Too Mention, Giselle is Worth more than him.
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Old 12-21-2011, 06:34 AM   #18
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I'm pretty sure he could own five or six $5 million homes in addition to his $31 million on. What a cockbag; lucky, lucky cockbag
I hear people used to revere other successful people. I've never actually witnessed this phenomenon. I'll go on record saying that Brady has earned every bit of his success. He should build a moat though....
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I never understood the hate for him. Seems like a good guy. How can you not appreciate his toughness and competetive fire? I guess the same could be said for the goat fvker in San Diego but Tom does it with that California cool. The guy is the biggest bad ass in the league. If he wore orange and blue, we would worship him.
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Old 12-21-2011, 07:09 AM   #20
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http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/dish...riendly-palace

- supermodel trophy wife (check)
- $31M trophy house (check)
- 3 SB rings (check)
- victory over God's QB (check)

it's pretty obvious, isn't it? ...Tom Brady is the anti-Christ!



PS - this post is intended as humor. it has also been certified as 100% boobs free per OM rules.
That 31M house might net 18M on the market now that it's complete. After she files for divorce in a couple years and attorney fees he'll be lucky to have 1/3 of what he put in.

He'll be able to keep the SB rings.

Victory of God's QB? Meh..We'll still get in the playoffs. He'll never forget Plummer and Co punking their asses out of the playoffs @ Mile High though!
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Old 12-21-2011, 07:13 AM   #21
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That 31M house might net 18M on the market now that it's complete. After she files for divorce in a couple years and attorney fees he'll be lucky to have 1/3 of what he put in.

He'll be able to keep the SB rings.

Victory of God's QB? Meh..We'll still get in the playoffs. He'll never forget Plummer and Co punking their asses out of the playoffs @ Mile High though!
You do know that Giselle makes a LOT more money than Tom Brady right? he is a kept man.
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I never understood the hate for him. Seems like a good guy. How can you not appreciate his toughness and competetive fire? I guess the same could be said for the goat fvker in San Diego but Tom does it with that California cool. The guy is the biggest bad ass in the league. If he wore orange and blue, we would worship him.
Yeah he's a likable guy: always speaks highly of his opponents and praises them, but he makes little kids cry
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Old 12-21-2011, 09:59 AM   #23
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I've got a beautiful wife, a great kid, and enough freedom to roam the public streets without being constantly approached by complete strangers. Tom Brady may have a much larger bank account, a much larger house, and brighter shinier more expensive toys, but I have enough to keep me busy in my free time

Who is to say his life is better than mine? I wouldn’t trade places if offered.

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Old 12-21-2011, 10:00 AM   #24
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And why does one need to have a house that huge I just don't get it
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