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Old 12-20-2011, 08:29 AM   #1
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If you're a rapist you're not tough, your a ****ing (expletive) ***** (female body part).


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Old 12-20-2011, 08:37 AM   #2
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Old 12-20-2011, 08:42 AM   #3
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Old 12-20-2011, 08:50 AM   #4
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It's the mother ****ing Catalina wine mixer!
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Old 12-20-2011, 08:51 AM   #5
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Old 12-20-2011, 08:52 AM   #6
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You can beat Chuck Norris with one hand.
You can track and kill Usama Bin Laden by yourself.
You can survive a year in the Sahara desert with nothing but a butter knife.
You can save 100 people from a fire.
You can play football on one leg...

If you're a rapist you're not tough, your a ****ing (expletive) ***** (female body part).


That is all.
You should team up and have DemonEagles illustrate your musings.

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Old 12-20-2011, 08:53 AM   #7
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I thought this was boob mojo reminder again.
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Old 12-20-2011, 08:56 AM   #8
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Old 12-20-2011, 09:00 AM   #9
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I thought this was boob mojo reminder again.
In a way, it is.
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Old 12-20-2011, 09:32 AM   #10
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Old 12-20-2011, 09:44 AM   #11
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Think the OP was just getting tired of the endless "Roethlisberger is a warrior," "Roethlisberger is the toughest player in the league," BJ that ESPN was giving last night.
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Old 12-20-2011, 09:58 AM   #12
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Old 12-20-2011, 10:01 AM   #13
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You don't spit in the wind
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Old 12-20-2011, 10:03 AM   #14
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Old 01-03-2012, 12:20 PM   #15
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Paying money =/= Not being a rapist.
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:42 PM   #16
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This was probably a great idea after a couple bong hits.
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:54 PM   #17
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Old 01-03-2012, 05:59 PM   #19
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The Broncos and Steelers have faced each other six times in playoffs....the victor of their match-up has gone on to the Super Bowl five times

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Old 01-03-2012, 06:03 PM   #20
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Old 01-03-2012, 06:18 PM   #21
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thanks that **** made me laugh

now I must go watch that movie
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Old 01-03-2012, 08:03 PM   #22
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