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Old 12-06-2011, 11:24 AM   #1
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Week: 6 Tebow performance: Filling in for the ineffective Kyle Orton in the second half, Tebow nearly rallies Denver to a victory over the Chargers.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "That was adorable. But if John Fox listens to these stupid Denver fans and starts Tebow in a game next week, he needs to have his head examined."

Haterus Tebowis population: 150 million

Week 7 Tebow performance: After going 4-for-14 for 40 yards to put the Broncos behind 15-0 with 5:23 to play, Tebow leads Denver to an 18-15 overtime victory at Miami.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "Big deal. He beat the Dolphins. They stink. And if Tebow wasn't so terrible, Denver never would have been trailing in the first place."

Haterus Tebowis population: 145 million

Week 8 Tebow performance: The Broncos lose 45-10 at home to the Lions, as Tebow throws 39 passes, completing just 18.

Haterus Tebowis comments: " See? We told you! This guy is nothing but a fullback. And he doesn't even throw well for a fullback."

Haterus Tebowis population: 150 million

Week 9 Tebow performance: Running an offense designed more for his unique abilities, Tebow throws for two touchdowns and runs for 113 yards as the Broncos score 31 second-half points to beat Oakland 38-24.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "Oooh! Now he has wins against the Dolphins and Raiders. Fancy! And it's not like he had anything to do with the win anyway. Willis McGahee ran for 163 yards and two touchdowns. This winning is not going to last."

Haterus Tebowis population: 145 million

Week 10 Tebow performance: Tebow goes 2-for-8, and Denver beats the Chiefs 17-10.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "What a joke. He's embarrassing the NFL. I mean, 2-for-8? So pathetic. If it wasn't for Denver's defense, Tebow would be nothing. So now he has wins against the Dolphins, Raiders and Chiefs. Big deal. Wait until he has to play a real defense next week when the Jets come to town."

Haterus Tebowis population: 140 million

Week 11 Tebow performance: Tebow makes a 20-yard touchdown run with 58 seconds left to cap a 95-yard drive, giving the Broncos a 17-13 win over the Jets.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "The Jets are so overrated. How do you let Tim Tebow go 95 yards on you? They should be ashamed of themselves."

Haterus Tebowis population: 100 million

Week 12 Tebow performance: Tebow throws for 143 yards and a touchdown and runs for 67 yards as Denver beats San Diego 16-13 in overtime.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "Another week, another game in which Tebow gets credit for the accomplishments of Von Miller and the Denver defense. What a joke."

Haterus Tebowis population: 90 million

Week 13 Tebow performance: Despite a poor performance by a Denver defense playing without Von Miller, the Broncos win 35-32 on a last-second field goal. Tebow's passing leads Denver's offense in the second half, and he finishes the game 10-for-15 for 202 yards and two touchdowns.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "Shut up."

Haterus Tebowis population: 75 million

Based on the previous eight weeks, science allows us to accurately predict the remainder of the season.

Week 14 Tebow performance: The Broncos crush a depleted Bears team.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "So Tebow gets credit now for injuring Jay Cutler and Matt Forte?"

Haterus Tebowis population: 60 million

Week 15 Tebow performance: Tebow answers a late Tom Brady drive that gives New England a four-point lead with 1:30 remaining by engineering an 85-yard touchdown drive to give Denver a last-second win.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "So Tebow has now beaten one top quarterback. That's it. Only one. And Brady isn't even the best quarterback in the league anymore. Aaron Rodgers would totally kill Tebow."

Haterus Tebowis population: 30 million

Week 16 Tebow performance: The Broncos clinch the AFC West title with a win over the Bills.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "Of course they did. Tebow is so lousy, the AFC West is the only division he could ever hope to win. Tebow and the AFC West both suck equally."

Haterus Tebowis population: 15 million

Week 17 Tebow performance: Tebow and other Broncos starters are rested for the playoffs during the second half of Denver's regular-season finale against the Chiefs. Backup Brady Quinn throws a touchdown pass in the fourth quarter.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "See! They can even win with Brady Quinn. Tebow is just lucky to be on a stacked Denver team."

Haterus Tebowis population: 5 million

Wild-card round Tebow performance: A last-minute touchdown run by Tebow leads Denver into the divisional round.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "You're supposed to win home playoff games. This proves nothing."

Haterus Tebowis population: 1 million

Divisional round Tebow performance: The Broncos knock off the AFC's top seed on the road.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "No one remembers divisional-round wins. Win a Super Bowl, or history will forget you.

Haterus Tebowis population: 100,000

AFC Championship Game Tebow performance: Tebow leads a second-half comeback as the Broncos advance to the Super Bowl.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "Good. This is what I wanted to happen all along. I want everyone in the country to see Tebow get humiliated by Aaron Rodgers. It's going to be awesome. I've never been so excited for a Super Bowl."

Haterus Tebowis population: 100

Super Bowl Tebow performance: Tebow throws for 472 yards and six touchdowns to outduel Rodgers, and Denver wins the Super Bowl.

Haterus Tebowis comments: "Looks like we have a new worst quarterback to ever win a Super Bowl."

Haterus Tebowis population: Just one guy: Aaron Rodgers
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Old 12-06-2011, 11:27 AM   #2
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He based his predictions on science and has this team winning the SB. Who cares that he was actually just predicting hater reaction? I only see him saying we win out.
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Old 12-06-2011, 11:33 AM   #3
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He got it wrong @ the end. The hater count needs to include Colin "Cowturd" Cowherd. And maybe Chris "Not a 1st Ballot HOF-er" Carter, too.

Even Hoge was forced to admit that maybe other teams will start copying the read option since "it's so hard to find a Brady or Manning or Rogers". Not exactly an endorsement of Tebow, but it's a start.
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Old 12-06-2011, 03:11 PM   #4
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He got it wrong @ the end. The hater count needs to include Colin "Cowturd" Cowherd. And maybe Chris "Not a 1st Ballot HOF-er" Carter, too.

Even Hoge was forced to admit that maybe other teams will start copying the read option since "it's so hard to find a Brady or Manning or Rogers". Not exactly an endorsement of Tebow, but it's a start.
Unfortunately it's also hard to find QBs with the ruggedness of a fullback that allows them to take the punishment of running a lot. Traditionally mobile QBs have been lightly built and somewhat fragile. With Tebow and Newton, you see a paradigm shift in that area, but those guys are pretty hard to find honestly, especially if you want some throwing ability to go along with it.
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