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Old 11-22-2011, 06:17 PM   #1
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Default How bad do we lose this week? Charger edition...

Well the Broncos loss to the Chargers is a foregone conclusion, this is a fact. However, we can try to make the best of the situation. Describe this upcoming loss and its magnitude in picture, video or other form. I will start with a haiku.

Denver loss oh no,
Believe in Tebow I shant,
Atleast Im not Bob.

edit: fixed my ****ty haiku.

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Old 11-22-2011, 06:22 PM   #2
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We get beat so bad that Rivers will somehow get a sack against Von.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:23 PM   #3
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We get beat so badly that we will fear Orton and the Bears.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:26 PM   #5
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Why is it a foregone conclusion? I'm not saying we for sure win, but we don't for sure lose either. Maybe just optimism.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:28 PM   #6
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Why is it a foregone conclusion? I'm not saying we for sure win, but we don't for sure lose either. Maybe just optimism.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:28 PM   #7
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Why is it a foregone conclusion? I'm not saying we for sure win, but we don't for sure lose either. Maybe just optimism.
I don't know where you get this optimism. I for one welcome our powder blue overlords.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:28 PM   #8
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Elway has a dream tonight about how bad we lose, panics, and claims Orton off of waivers.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:29 PM   #9
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:31 PM   #11
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I know, right. That's possibly the most disturbing thing I've read since I went over my tax bill with my accountant last year.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:32 PM   #12
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We lose so bad seismic readers in quam record it.
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Old 11-22-2011, 06:47 PM   #13
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I know, right. That's possibly the most disturbing thing I've read since I went over my tax bill with my accountant last year.
How about...

We lose sooo bad to the Chargers that we beg an "Idiot Exemption" from the league offices to trade our #1 pick from 2011 AND 2012 to Chicago for the return of Kyle Orton, and also promise to give Kyle the #15 jersey.

The league being sticklers for the rules, fine Pat Bowlen and the Broncos $2.5M and give the team the death penalty (no scholarships), TotallyScrewing the read option package for years to come.
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Old 11-22-2011, 07:02 PM   #14
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We lose SO bad that... I'm waiting for Kaylores inevitably late thread.

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Old 11-22-2011, 07:10 PM   #15
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We lose so badly that even Jesus performs a divine facepalm
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Old 11-22-2011, 07:24 PM   #17
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OMFG WE ARE GOING TO LOSE SOO BADLY VERY BADLY WE NEED ORTON BACK ASAP!!!!!!!!! without the statue we going to lose 999999999999 to 0 . we need to get rid of that choir boy tebow. he makes me sick with his 4-1 record bring back tween the 20s orton
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Old 11-22-2011, 07:27 PM   #19
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Well the Broncos loss to the Chargers is a foregone conclusion, this is a fact. However, we can try to make the best of the situation. Describe this upcoming loss and its magnitude in picture, video or other form. I will start with a haiku.

Denver loss oh no,
Believeth in Tebow I shant,
Atleast Im not a Chiefs fan.
Haikus are 5-7-5. Yours is 5-8-7.
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we lose so badly tebow starts breaking into ortons liquor cabinet drinks himself into a stupor and then gets into a knife fight with orton
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We lose so bad even browns fans feel sorry for us.
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We lose so bad, we will mourn to see the Lions game all over again to see positive reinforcements.
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Haiku Fail!



We lose so bad that Jesus demands we start Quinn against the Vikings.
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we lose so badly the Chargers get credit for next year too...
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We lose so bad, Rivers 11th kid feels it.
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