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Old 11-20-2011, 11:42 PM   #1
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Default Meme for Rivers: Chargers week

We saw the ripping of Tebow after the Lions game on the ESPN board. With Chargers week upon us now, it is time for our own Meme for Phillip Rivers. He has mediocrity with his 13 TDs and his 15 ints to go with 6 fumbles this season.

Billy Volek > Phillip Rivers

Natalie Wood Swimming Classes > Rivers

Sonny Bono Ski School > P. Rivers

Betty White's vagina > Rivers

Bea Arthur's vagina (currently) > Rivers

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sharing a needle from a crack whore > Rivers

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Old 11-20-2011, 11:50 PM   #2
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truthfully Rivers is still the best QB in the division and one of the better QBs in the NFL. this year he is without his safety valve in Sproles, and the running game has been pretty ****ty. he is basically having to carry the team on his own and there are very few if any QBs in the NFL today that are capable of doing that.

i want to hate on the guy, but next year it will most likely be a return to form for the guy.
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Old 11-20-2011, 11:55 PM   #3
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We saw the ripping of Tebow after the Lions game on the ESPN board. With Chargers week upon us now, it is time for our own Meme for Phillip Rivers. He has mediocrity with his 13 TDs and his 15 ints to go with 6 fumbles this season.

Billy Volek > Phillip Rivers

Natalie Wood Swimming Classes > Rivers

Sonny Bono Ski School > P. Rivers

Betty White's vagina > Rivers

Bea Arthur's vagina (currently) > Rivers

Commodore computer > Rivers

sharing a needle from a crack whore > Rivers
Bea Arthur's dick > Rivers
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Old 11-20-2011, 11:55 PM   #4
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truthfully Rivers is still the best QB in the division and one of the better QBs in the NFL. this year he is without his safety valve in Sproles, and the running game has been pretty ****ty. he is basically having to carry the team on his own and there are very few if any QBs in the NFL today that are capable of doing that.

i want to hate on the guy, but next year it will most likely be a return to form for the guy.
nice post for the first response. Orange4Life says thank you.

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That was a total typo on my part. You had it correct. One of the funniest Roasts Ive seen on Comedy Central. Too bad she is dead as he was a good sport.
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Old 11-21-2011, 12:02 AM   #5
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Spider's grammar skills > Rivers

Boob's ability to get laid > Rivers

Punisher actually not leaving the Mane > Rivers

Alpha Seirra cut n paste stat post about Tebow > Rivers

Bronco Warrior suing someone for plagerism > Rivers

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Old 11-21-2011, 12:27 AM   #6
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I hate Rivers. I hope he throws 7 picks against Denver and has 2 fumbles. Can't stand the guy.
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Old 11-21-2011, 12:31 AM   #7
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He wasn't so hot today ... only Vincent Jackson kept him from sucking. Cutler outplayed him.


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Old 11-21-2011, 12:38 AM   #8
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another Tebow thread > Rivers
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Old 11-21-2011, 02:26 AM   #9
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I have nothing against Rivers. He's extremely competitive.

It sucked watching Jay play against him because he generally outplayed Jay and the Chargers generally won. Jay would mope. It sucked.

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Old 11-21-2011, 03:00 AM   #10
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:02 AM   #11
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I can't wait for us to beat S.D. this week and see Von and Doom sack Rivers 5 times!
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Old 11-21-2011, 03:04 AM   #12
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Dumervil is back.

This weekend could be a good time to have a monster game.
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Black jelly beans > Rivers
Raking leaves > Rivers
A shower with Jerry Sandusky > Rivers
Cat semen > Rivers
Gore Vidal > Rivers
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Judy Tenuta > Rivers
Snarf from Thundercats > Rivers
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Having sex with no intention of impregnating the female > Rivers
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Old 11-21-2011, 06:34 AM   #15
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Raking leaves > Rivers
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Jay Cutler's broken thumb > Rivers
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Old 11-21-2011, 07:38 AM   #16
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Old 11-21-2011, 07:50 AM   #17
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Carl Lewis singing the National Anthem > Rivers
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The Browns defense at the end of the AFCCG > Rivers
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Old 11-21-2011, 07:53 AM   #18
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We saw the ripping of Tebow after the Lions game on the ESPN board. With Chargers week upon us now, it is time for our own Meme for Phillip Rivers. He has mediocrity with his 13 TDs and his 15 ints to go with 6 fumbles this season.

Billy Volek > Phillip Rivers

Natalie Wood Swimming Classes > Rivers

Sonny Bono Ski School > P. Rivers

Betty White's vagina > Rivers

Bea Arthur's vagina (currently) > Rivers

Commodore computer > Rivers

sharing a needle from a crack whore > Rivers
Tanning Beds > Rivers
Sega CD > Rivers
Dreamcast > Rivers

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As long as Doom/Bunkley/Miller continue to disrupt the OL, I can't see Rivers having his usual passing success against us.
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We really need the .gif of Rivers freaking out when he doesnt get the snap
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:27 PM   #21
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I'm still completely mystified at how bad Rivers has sucked this year. Dude was coming off three straight 100+ QB rating years, and now he looks worse than a rusty Carson Palmer.
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a rusty Carson Palmer > Rivers
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