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Old 11-15-2011, 07:56 AM   #1
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Breakfast at the Buckhorn Exchange - Buffalo Tartar and Fried Rocky Mountain Oysters cause Iím a Man.

Full body massage at Brown Palace Spa - pro athletes need to start their days off with a good workout and maybe for a fifty buck tip Iíll get the Big Happy.

Cherry Creek Bike Trail - hahahaha only kidding. Exercise is for losers who canít afford pros.

Woodhouse Spa - pedicure. Nuff said.

Kittyís East - pick up a little something gift for the Misses.

Denverís Brews Cruise - no walking tours for the Rex because exercise gets in the way of a nice morning buzz.

Brunch - New Saigon - I donít really like ďCong FoodĒ but I dig looking at Viet chicks boobies and asses.

Lunch at Bull and Bush - screw those stuck up Viet chicks and get a burger and beer and the only woman I want to see is one leaving my table after bringing me my Beer and Food.

The Zoo - I donít know why but I really get off on looking at animals behind bars.

Wyncoop Brewing Co. - Iím a competitive guy, OK, so I need to shoot some pool

Coors Tour - Iím Old School, baby.

Balistreri Vineyards - wine tour because itís time to start thinking about Dinner.

Bonacquisti Wine Company - ditto.

Dinner - Elwayís at Cherry Creek - even though I know that cheap ass bastard wonít comp me.

Scarlet Ranch - the Rex needs to unwind a little before hitting the sheets because itís an early morning tomorrow to start looking at that Game Plan.
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:10 AM   #2
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:32 AM   #3
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you're just a grouch, mr internet tuff guy

and come to think of it, Rex appears to be a role model for you. lol
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:32 AM   #4
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:40 AM   #5
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That actually sounds like a day I might have to plan soon...minus the racial slurring of course.
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:43 AM   #6
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mix in a trip to the Chop House for some pickled pigs feet ( you know how rexy loves his tootsies) and you've got an intinerary fit for a foul mouthed, foot obsessed, fat slob.
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:43 AM   #7
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:44 AM   #8
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:46 AM   #9
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you're just a grouch, mr internet tuff guy

and come to think of it, Rex appears to be a role model for you. lol
I like how you always call me that amid an unprovoked profanity laced personal attack. At least you're calming down about your temper tantrums though. What are you so insecure about anyway?
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:55 AM   #10
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Breakfast at the Buckhorn Exchange - Buffalo Tartar and Fried Rocky Mountain Oysters cause Iím a Man.

Full body massage at Brown Palace Spa - pro athletes need to start their days off with a good workout and maybe for a fifty buck tip Iíll get the Big Happy.

Cherry Creek Bike Trail - hahahaha only kidding. Exercise is for losers who canít afford pros.

Woodhouse Spa - pedicure. Nuff said.

Kittyís East - pick up a little something gift for the Misses.

Denverís Brews Cruise - no walking tours for the Rex because exercise gets in the way of a nice morning buzz.

Brunch - New Saigon - I donít really like ďCong FoodĒ but I dig looking at Viet chicks boobies and asses.

Lunch at Bull and Bush - screw those stuck up Viet chicks and get a burger and beer and the only woman I want to see is one leaving my table after bringing me my Beer and Food.

The Zoo - I donít know why but I really get off on looking at animals behind bars.

Wyncoop Brewing Co. - Iím a competitive guy, OK, so I need to shoot some pool

Coors Tour - Iím Old School, baby.

Balistreri Vineyards - wine tour because itís time to start thinking about Dinner.

Bonacquisti Wine Company - ditto.

Dinner - Elwayís at Cherry Creek - even though I know that cheap ass bastard wonít comp me.

Scarlet Ranch - the Rex needs to unwind a little before hitting the sheets because itís an early morning tomorrow to start looking at that Game Plan.
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:56 AM   #11
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I almost cracked a smile at one or two of those....
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:57 AM   #12
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I had to Google "Scarlet Ranch"-
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Old 11-15-2011, 09:07 AM   #13
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what did you find ?
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Old 11-15-2011, 09:09 AM   #14
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Old 11-15-2011, 09:09 AM   #15
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Me too. I had no idea. Who wants to watch porn with other dudes?
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Old 11-15-2011, 09:11 AM   #16
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I think it's above my pay Grade-
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Old 11-15-2011, 09:29 AM   #17
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:11 AM   #18
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This is way off.. Didnt you watch Hard Knocks? First he is going to make fun of some scrubs he plans on cutting later (cause they are ****ing terrible), then he will yell at the players cause they played more like ****ing Chiefs, than ****ing Jets on sunday night, and then they will get a ****ing snack.
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:41 AM   #19
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Crying on the Inside? COI?
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Old 11-15-2011, 11:09 AM   #20
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Old 11-15-2011, 11:11 AM   #21
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What's the opposite of "lol"?
lol backwards is lol
lol upside down is lol

i think you're stuck with lol
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Old 11-15-2011, 11:12 AM   #22
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