You'll probably want to skip the SB halftime show this year - The Orange Mane

Gort · 10-03-2011, 06:04 PM

http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/1...ace-of-the-nfl

McDman · 10-03-2011, 06:06 PM

Why the eff would they get Madonna to do it? That's definitely what guys want to watch... Madonna.

epicSocialism4tw · 10-03-2011, 06:08 PM

Will she have a choreographed show featuring sexy canes, walkers, non-slip floormats, shower chairs, and trifocals?

Gort · 10-03-2011, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by McDman

Why the eff would they get Madonna to do it? That's definitely what guys want to watch... Madonna.

any truth to the rumor that Blart is doing cartwheels of happiness up and down the Castro district upon hearing this news?

McDman · 10-03-2011, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by WhoIsJohnGalt

any truth to the rumor that Blart is doing cartwheels of happiness up and down the Castro district upon hearing this news?

Maybe Blart will be performing in drag as Madonna.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Dr. Broncenstein · 10-03-2011, 06:19 PM

Maybe next year they'll bring out Chubby Checker in attempt to be more hip and relevant.

epicSocialism4tw · 10-03-2011, 06:34 PM

Madonna thought her career was over...that she was headed for the nursing home.

But then she found this:

Steve Sewell · 10-03-2011, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by McDman

Why the eff would they get Madonna to do it? That's definitely what guys want to watch... Madonna.

The halftime show has never been for the "guys"...or at least real "guys".

sirhcyennek81 · 10-03-2011, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Sewell

The halftime show has never been for the "guys"...or at least real "guys".

Point of clarification: Define "real guys".

KipCorrington25 · 10-03-2011, 08:46 PM

The NFL is so hip and edgy! First choice was Bing Crosby but he died like 30 years ago.

Steve Sewell · 10-03-2011, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Point of clarification: Define "real guys".

People who piss standing up.

sirhcyennek81 · 10-03-2011, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Sewell

People who piss standing up.

Obviously you have never hung out with some bullish lesbians.

Steve Sewell · 10-03-2011, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sirhcyennek81

Obviously you have never hung out with some bullish lesbians.

Way ahead of you, bro. I've got that covered:

HAT · 10-03-2011, 09:02 PM

I'd still hit it....

Gort · 10-03-2011, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by HAT

I'd still hit it....

only with a pointed stick i hope.

CBF1 · 10-03-2011, 09:52 PM

Until Ozzy does halftime at the superbowl, I will not watch the crap.

WABronco · 10-03-2011, 09:55 PM

Do away with that garbage altogether. If you enjoy the half time show you're a retard who's attracted to bright, shiny objects.

TailgateNut · 10-03-2011, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CBF1

Until Ozzy does halftime at the superbowl, I will not watch the crap.

I figured you for a Justin Bieber type guy!

McDman · 10-03-2011, 10:47 PM

I just watch the Puppy Bowl during halftime anyways.

boltaneer · 10-04-2011, 01:05 AM

Considering their recent acts, this actually may be a slight improvement...

Crushaholic · 10-04-2011, 01:11 AM

"At least it's not the *****ing Black Eyed Peas"...

ZONA · 10-04-2011, 01:17 AM

Prince was the best performer they have had for some time now, and that was even in the rain.

TDmvp · 10-04-2011, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ZONA

Prince was the best performer they have had for some time now, and that was even in the rain.

/agree ....

I was hoping they would go with Foo Fighters this year.
New cd out and a large library of hits they could chose from that would fit the event.

Hero , Everlong ,Monkey Wrench, Best of You , Walk , Rope , Pretender , ect.

But the NFL so needs to go with Foo one year.

cutthemdown · 10-04-2011, 01:39 AM

The shows stink anyways because to do a good stadium concert you have to set the sound system up for a day, speakers everywhere, sound engineers tinkering to get it tight. That is why we get all this lip synched BS. I wish they would just let some killer college bands so a real halftime show. Why does it have to be pop BS? marching bands are more football and some of the shows the kids put on are are amazing.

frerottenextelway · 10-04-2011, 04:12 AM

I like Madonna.

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10-03-2011, 06:06 PM	#2
McDman Ring of Famer Huzzah! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,700 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Why the eff would they get Madonna to do it? That's definitely what guys want to watch... Madonna.

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epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	Will she have a choreographed show featuring sexy canes, walkers, non-slip floormats, shower chairs, and trifocals?

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Dr. Broncenstein Overdriven Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,622 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	Maybe next year they'll bring out Chubby Checker in attempt to be more hip and relevant.

10-03-2011, 06:34 PM	#7
epicSocialism4tw Tebowing the long haul all the way to the title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: TX, USA Posts: 37,072 Adopt-a-Bronco: Champ Bailey	Madonna thought her career was over...that she was headed for the nursing home. But then she found this:

10-03-2011, 08:46 PM	#10
KipCorrington25 Free Safety Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Centennial Posts: 3,053	The NFL is so hip and edgy! First choice was Bing Crosby but he died like 30 years ago.

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HAT I think, therefore I ham. Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 5,718 Adopt-a-Bronco: Adam Weber	I'd still hit it....

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CBF1 Ring of Famer No avatar is the new avatar Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: SoCal Posts: 14,907 Adopt-a-Bronco: Jack Del rio	Until Ozzy does halftime at the superbowl, I will not watch the crap.

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WABronco WE SUCK AGAIN All dat force Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Denver Posts: 4,976	Do away with that garbage altogether. If you enjoy the half time show you're a retard who's attracted to bright, shiny objects.

10-03-2011, 10:47 PM	#19
McDman Ring of Famer Huzzah! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,700 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	I just watch the Puppy Bowl during halftime anyways.

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boltaneer 17 ATTA BABY! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: America's Finest City Posts: 4,068	Considering their recent acts, this actually may be a slight improvement...

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Crushaholic Armchair Poster Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Posts: 22,044	"At least it's not the *****ing Black Eyed Peas"...

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ZONA Ring of Famer Liquid greatness in every packet Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 7,402 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	Prince was the best performer they have had for some time now, and that was even in the rain.

10-04-2011, 01:39 AM	#24
cutthemdown A verbis ad verbera Zimm to HOF Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Long Beach Posts: 32,528	The shows stink anyways because to do a good stadium concert you have to set the sound system up for a day, speakers everywhere, sound engineers tinkering to get it tight. That is why we get all this lip synched BS. I wish they would just let some killer college bands so a real halftime show. Why does it have to be pop BS? marching bands are more football and some of the shows the kids put on are are amazing.

10-04-2011, 04:12 AM	#25
frerottenextelway █████ █████ Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: █████ Posts: 7,888 Adopt-a-Bronco: ██	I like Madonna.