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Old 04-05-2005, 08:32 AM   #2026
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man candy is a guys forearm and hand?

No wonder that monkey was screaming bloody murder.

Sure, sure , sure...just the hand and foreare... That were attached to his crank!

You sick bastard!
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:33 AM   #2027
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Sheet like it matters at this point

I don’t remember what breasts look like sans a porn site
I dont miss those days one bit.
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:33 AM   #2028
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.check out Shack being all innocent .... I know my Bermuda thong is missing , I know who took it ...... Shack
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:33 AM   #2029
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hey whatever gets you off, for you it's strong forearms to hold you close at night

for Dave it's soft lips

for Spider it's a guy with a chew ring.......
And for shack it anything he can get now... man, beast, a notty pine...
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:34 AM   #2030
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Dave did say you had soft lips...but he didn't seem to imply which ones

Never mind that's just plain wrong.
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:34 AM   #2031
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:34 AM   #2032
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Sheet like it matters at this point

I don’t remember what breasts look like sans a porn site
Aww, come on...they should be about porn sized by now.
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:36 AM   #2033
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Aww, come on...they should be about porn sized by now.
They appear to be when she unclothes to get into the shower…I think that is the last time I have seen them

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Old 04-05-2005, 08:36 AM   #2034
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I dont miss those days one bit.
Yeah, me neither. You guys think sleeping in the wet spot is bad, try waking up in a wet t shirt!

I can feel a rude crack coming on.
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:36 AM   #2035
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And for shack it anything he can get now... man, beast, a notty pine...
I prefer the notty pine thank you...it treats me nice and I can hit it whenever I want.......

that monkey squirms too much
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Shack's getting desperate. Watch out Spider.
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:37 AM   #2037
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Yeah, me neither. You guys think sleeping in the wet spot is bad, try waking up in a wet t shirt!

I can feel a rude crack coming on.
I'm not opposed to wet tshirts on large breasted women (at this point ANY breasted woman)
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Yeah, me neither. You guys think sleeping in the wet spot is bad, try waking up in a wet t shirt!

I can feel a rude crack coming on.
milk...it does a boy good.
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:38 AM   #2039
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I prefer the notty pine thank you...it treats me nice and I can hit it whenever I want.......

that monkey squirms too much
Duct tape brother...duct tape!
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:40 AM   #2040
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I prefer the notty pine thank you...it treats me nice and I can hit it whenever I want.......

that monkey squirms too much

What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff?
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What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff?
Ouch
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What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff?
Not speaking from experience...but that's why you smooth the edges first.
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:41 AM   #2043
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Duct tape brother...duct tape!
Oooooweeeeeeeoooooweeeeeeeoooo

My monkey love……..

Oooooweeeeeeeoooooweeeeeeeoooo


(sung to tune of Moris Day and the time Jungle Love)
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:41 AM   #2044
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Maybe when this is over we'll have a "reverse" survivor, where we can start voting people onto the island ... just for punishment.


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We are a bunch of sick bastards...and in MT's case bastardess'.
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Splinters my ass... man up and take that tree yard!
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Maybe when this is over we'll have a "reverse" survivor, where we can start voting people onto the island ... just for punishment.
....... the 60's were good to you
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What about splinters? Or are you into that kinky pain kind of stuff?
Rascal had it right……a little buffing is in order
At first it kind hurt but after so much work on being on this island…..the edges seem to have worn smooth and now it’s like….a fresh summer day……..
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Not speaking from experience...but that's why you smooth the edges first.

Uh huh....suuuuurrreeee.
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Old 04-05-2005, 08:43 AM   #2050
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Rascal had it right……a little buffing is in order
At first it kind hurt but after so much work on being on this island…..the edges seem to have worn smooth and now it’s like….a fresh summer day……..
Admit it, you kiped that last part from a douche commercial.
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