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Old 05-25-2014, 09:13 AM   #351
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okay guys Im a former stripper of 22 years and I will say this having dealt with ALOT athletes from baseball basketball football nascar and everything in between .... believe this is or not the majority of these guys like to come in and play the big shots and yes they can be VERY demanding...and the majority DONT TIP WORTH A CRAP... they act like we as the strippers should be happy that they graced us with their presence.... just saying guys its the way that it is....

My ex is well on her way to becoming a career dancer(she got upset when I used the word stripper) she started at 24 and is now 31. The club she's at didnt allow contact and instead of lap dances they are "private air dances". She's made a lot of money and invested it the right way. Could probably retire and live off the investments. It's a good gig if done right and you keep her head on straight. She's now looking to go in with another dancer on a pole fitness studio. You can get a great workout with those things.
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Old 05-25-2014, 09:25 AM   #352
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Old 05-25-2014, 10:06 AM   #353
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Old 05-25-2014, 03:18 PM   #354
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Mud flaps? And yeah, this has been a good thread.
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Old 05-25-2014, 03:56 PM   #355
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Labia or hemorrhoids? You make the call.
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Old 05-25-2014, 04:15 PM   #356
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[QUOTE=Chrissy Rules;4117094]that's good no smell a vision in MS... YEAH I heard that about New Orleans ... a bunch of us were going to go then they had that hurricane and after that I had no desire to go but I have always heard it was CRAZY MONEY... Canada was another one I always heard about...but we had a joke about Canadians when I worked in Tampa...a lot of them do business down there..anyway.. whats the difference between a canoe and a Canadian....canoes tip... they didn't tip in the states I wasn't going there...[/QUOT

In all fairness Canadians smallest paper Bill is $5. I'm not tipping $5 for 20seconds of her time.
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Old 05-25-2014, 04:38 PM   #357
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My ex is well on her way to becoming a career dancer(she got upset when I used the word stripper) she started at 24 and is now 31. The club she's at didnt allow contact and instead of lap dances they are "private air dances". She's made a lot of money and invested it the right way. Could probably retire and live off the investments. It's a good gig if done right and you keep her head on straight. She's now looking to go in with another dancer on a pole fitness studio. You can get a great workout with those things.
You mean she gave up on her dream to be a doctor?
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Old 05-27-2014, 12:11 PM   #358
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okay guys Im a former stripper of 22 years and I will say this having dealt with ALOT athletes from baseball basketball football nascar and everything in between .... believe this is or not the majority of these guys like to come in and play the big shots and yes they can be VERY demanding...and the majority DONT TIP WORTH A CRAP... they act like we as the strippers should be happy that they graced us with their presence.... just saying guys its the way that it is....

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First of all....22 years, that's awesome. You should write a book about it with all the stuff you've probably seen in those 22 years.

Question: What's the craziest thing you've seen happen in those 22 years?
Other strippers that could spell and use grammar correctly.
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Old 05-27-2014, 06:01 PM   #359
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Nope, no 10 foot rule in MS that I'm aware of. Nicest clubs I've been to are some in New Orleans.
Try Dallas. It's one of the claims to fame. haha (especially the one owned by the boys from Pantera. Wowza)
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Old 05-27-2014, 06:04 PM   #360
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Dude nobody is a stripper for 22 years unless you are working in Juarez
Ive been there several times (before the chaos) and I would never even think of going to one there.
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