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Old 10-16-2018, 01:14 PM   #26
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I would move the team to Utah and take on 20 wives handpicked from all over the world.
Man, one wife is plenty for me.

And remember, the actual reality of having multiple wives in Utah looks like this.

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Old 10-16-2018, 02:05 PM   #27
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I would move the team to Utah and take on 20 wives handpicked from all over the world.
So instead of 1 taking half your fortune, you would rather be completely wiped out...makes sense.
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Old 10-16-2018, 02:06 PM   #28
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Man, one wife is plenty for me.

And remember, the actual reality of having multiple wives in Utah looks like this.

Dear penthouse,.....
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Old 10-16-2018, 02:47 PM   #29
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Id imagine that if youre a billionaire, you could get 20 hot wives at the same time.

Youd do a lot better than the guy in the photo above.
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Old 10-16-2018, 02:58 PM   #30
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Imagine ocho menstrual cycles under one roof.
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Old 10-16-2018, 03:11 PM   #31
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If I had billions, I would be paying for them to leave when I ask not have more join me.
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Old 10-16-2018, 03:30 PM   #32
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I would move the team to Utah and take on 20 wives handpicked from all over the world.
Leave it to uplink.
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Old 10-16-2018, 03:39 PM   #33
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If I had billions, I would be paying for them to leave when I ask not have more join me.
Hahaha....

I tip my hat to you sir.

For that was the most the truthful of truths.

As to the OP...

I'd sell 49%. And still be the boss.
Then I'd use the cash to buy into the world economy in a way that put me on all sides. Diversify my portfolio beyond politics and businesses failing... So no matter what happened. My grandchildren would have power in the world for generations to come. I'd take a hit myself at first, but in the end, no way of losing it all would make that hit meaningless.

And I'd do it all with my trusty Atwater jersey on.

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Old 10-16-2018, 04:59 PM   #34
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I'd buy you a green dress. But not a real green dress - that's cruel!
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Old 10-16-2018, 05:02 PM   #35
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I would have the windows in the owners booth tinted so dark you cant see shyt from the outside and just party like its 1999, coke whores you name it its all happening.
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Old 10-16-2018, 05:03 PM   #36
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Man, one wife is plenty for me.

And remember, the actual reality of having multiple wives in Utah looks like this.

1, 7, 8, 4, 6, 5, 3, 2, blue shirt

For Christmas, I would consider buying a communal set of tweezers.
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Old 10-16-2018, 05:27 PM   #37
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Imagine ocho menstrual cycles under one roof.
Yeah I certainly don't envy Brother Dom, although I will say they all look happy so Dom is doing a good job balancing the attention it seems.
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Old 10-16-2018, 05:29 PM   #38
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Old 10-16-2018, 06:09 PM   #39
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Yeah I certainly don't envy Brother Dom, although I will say they all look happy so Dom is doing a good job balancing the attention it seems.
I am endowed with certain unique gifts that make me extremely popular with the braided-haired ladies.
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Yeah I certainly don't envy Brother Dom, although I will say they all look happy so Dom is doing a good job balancing the attention it seems.
You know at least one of those gals is a freak. And the others probably need service once a week minimum. It'd be almost a chore.
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Old 10-16-2018, 06:38 PM   #41
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Old 10-16-2018, 07:00 PM   #42
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You know at least one of those gals is a freak. And the others probably need service once a week minimum. It'd be almost a chore.
They're all freaks, my good friend. They're all freaks. The last ninesome I did was off the charts!
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Old 10-16-2018, 07:06 PM   #43
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I would run the team and destroy all opposition. Geeeze this is like asking Conan what is best in life.
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Old 10-16-2018, 07:08 PM   #44
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i'd steal super bowl 48, then I'd sell the team and never work again.
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Old 10-16-2018, 07:16 PM   #45
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The value would be well in excess of 1 billion at present.
According to this site.....the value is around $2.5 billion.

And it says Allen bought the team for $194 million in 1997. WOW!!!! That means in just 21 years it is over 13 times what he paid for it.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/...ks-since-2006/
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Old 10-16-2018, 07:30 PM   #46
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I'd sell the team and wait for the next recession to hit.

Id then send the bus for elway and give him a ride to my office and say "ok John you got a couple hundred milskis? ". I got the rest. Let's do this.

Why on Earth would anyone want the obligation of 20 wives. Just get a yacht.
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I'd sell the team and wait for the next recession to hit.

Id then send the bus for elway and give him a ride to my office and say "ok John you got a couple hundred milskis? ". I got the rest. Let's do this.

Why on Earth would anyone want the obligation of 20 wives. Just get a yacht.
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