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Old 10-25-2018, 07:36 AM   #1
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Old 10-25-2018, 07:40 AM   #2
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What's your 40 time?
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Old 10-25-2018, 07:43 AM   #3
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Old 10-25-2018, 07:44 AM   #4
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Are you really tall?
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Old 10-25-2018, 08:00 AM   #5
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What zoo animal would you say you most closely resemble? Just trying to understand how well you will be received by the front office.
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Old 10-25-2018, 08:05 AM   #6
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Old 10-25-2018, 08:16 AM   #7
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Screw that. I want the job. I'm approaching 50, slow as molasses, can still throw a spiral, and won't poop my drawers under pressure, mostly because pooping is hard these days.
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Old 10-25-2018, 08:37 AM   #8
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Old 10-25-2018, 08:38 AM   #9
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In the shower or on the field? It matters.
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Old 10-25-2018, 08:40 AM   #10
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This is the real question .


You must be 6'6" to ride this ride.
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Old 10-25-2018, 09:16 AM   #11
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I think the time has come to consider a full time wildcat offensive scheme....
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Old 10-25-2018, 09:46 AM   #12
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Screw that. I want the job. I'm approaching 50, slow as molasses, can still throw a spiral, and won't poop my drawers under pressure, mostly because pooping is hard these days.
I mean, if those are your stats, no offense but I'd rather bring back Peyton.
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Old 10-25-2018, 09:56 AM   #13
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Hand size or gtfo.
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Old 10-25-2018, 12:45 PM   #14
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Old 10-25-2018, 12:47 PM   #15
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Old 10-25-2018, 12:48 PM   #16
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Oh I figured you were denouncing your fandom again.
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Old 10-25-2018, 12:51 PM   #17
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Gotta be big enough so Elway can see you on the field even with blurred vision.
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Old 10-25-2018, 04:55 PM   #18
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Definitely in the shower I dont know about the field I dont want to risk injury and ruin the season
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Old 10-25-2018, 04:55 PM   #19
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Old 10-25-2018, 04:56 PM   #20
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Old 10-25-2018, 04:57 PM   #21
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Old 10-25-2018, 04:57 PM   #22
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Old 10-25-2018, 04:58 PM   #23
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Im sorry about my mistake in the past I was smoking crack at the time
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Old 10-25-2018, 05:01 PM   #24
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Do you have a cool nickname? Or have you spent time in the clink? All pluses for Elwood.
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