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Old 10-23-2018, 02:21 PM   #426
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I once got raging drunk, blacked out, and started peeing on the hotel room floor until the wife yelled at me.

I'm a good guy, it didn't effect my job performance, and all is well.

Forgive the man and start him Sunday dammit!!!
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:22 PM   #427
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Robert Downey jr went on to do great things after his.... this is a good sign.
We can slide this right under the Mia Khalifa incident. I do like my QBs fearless.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:24 PM   #428
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I once got raging drunk, blacked out, and started peeing on the hotel room floor until the wife yelled at me.

I'm a good guy, it didn't effect my job performance, and all is well.

Forgive the man and start him Sunday dammit!!!
Were you charged with felony peeing?
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:24 PM   #429
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I once got raging drunk, blacked out, and started peeing on the hotel room floor until the wife yelled at me.

I'm a good guy, it didn't effect my job performance, and all is well.

Forgive the man and start him Sunday dammit!!!
What else needs to be said that wasn't said in this post? Old Pupiak pissed on a hotel floor and still met/ exceeded job expectations.... he'd start on my work team, as Chad should start on the Broncos.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:24 PM   #430
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i bet he still throws 5 tds when keesum gets benched this sunday
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:24 PM   #431
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Were you charged with felony peeing?
its the NFL.. felony, meh. Let the kid play.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:27 PM   #432
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I wonder if he realizes how lucky he is? There are plenty of people out there where, if he had pulled his little act of craziness at their houses, the Kelly family would now be planning his funeral. All he got was bonked with a Dyson and arrested.
This sounds like something from a horror movie, but several years ago, on Halloween night, someone started banging on my door at 2 am. Then they started trying to break the door down. Then I heard someone run into my backyard.

I had called 911 and they got there quickly. They found three very drunk high school kids who said they thought they were at their friend's house (I've never fully believed that story).

I don't have a gun. I've often thought about what might have happened to those kids if I did.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:27 PM   #433
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We can slide this right under the Mia Khalifa incident. I do like my QBs fearless.
I bet he jams to her diss track now.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:29 PM   #434
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I bet he jams to her diss track now.
She probably wants to hook up with him now.
“You got any Ambien? Let’s hang out “
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:29 PM   #435
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His blood alcohol was zero. He wasn’t drunk.
Well ****, that's even worse.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:30 PM   #436
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:30 PM   #437
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Were you charged with felony peeing?
If anything he ends up with a violation. Nothing about the incident says felony to me
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:31 PM   #438
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its the NFL.. felony, meh. Let the kid play.
I think it will depend on how VJ thinks he's doing at practice.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:31 PM   #439
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What else needs to be said that wasn't said in this post? Old Pupiak pissed on a hotel floor and still met/ exceeded job expectations.... he'd start on my work team, as Chad should start on the Broncos.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:33 PM   #440
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I don't know, I feel like if it was Dyson it would have caused more injuries.
I'm betting it was a Shark.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:35 PM   #441
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ive had people get drunk and jump into my pool in the backyard.

i guess i should have shot them
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:36 PM   #442
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ive had people get drunk and jump into my pool in the backyard.

i guess i should have shot them
At least make sure it’s Keesum. Then go ahead.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:36 PM   #443
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ive had people get drunk and jump into my pool in the backyard.

i guess i should have shot them
No better time to deploy your depth charge.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:37 PM   #444
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i bet he still throws 5 tds when keesum gets benched this sunday
I bet he’s either cut or inactive
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:37 PM   #445
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OK, I not going to lie. This story made me laugh out loud.



I don't think he gets cut, but he will be fined and suspend. I also think the couple will drop charges once they know who it is.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:38 PM   #446
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my .02, get this bastard off the team.

There is no room for this ****, scary as hell too for that family.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:38 PM   #447
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Need Orton back swording skanks
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:39 PM   #448
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my .02, get this bastard off the team.

There is no room for this ****, scary as hell too for that family.
"Happens all the time! Nothing a few autographs won't solve"

- Actually written unironically by DrunkenBroncoholic2.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:39 PM   #449
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Fake news guys. Apparently, it was a Von Miller sponsored cowboy-themed party that he has been doing ever since he has been here.
And considering the Cowboys Von grew up watching, it was all just an honest misunderstanding.
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Old 10-23-2018, 02:40 PM   #450
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Need Orton back swording skanks
Keenum is Sober Orton.

Kelly is...high Tebow?
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