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Old 10-10-2018, 08:57 AM   #1
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So I normally Drink and eat some "Special" Food while watching the Broncos. However these games, made for angry and depressing Sundays. As A tip might I suggest, if you are in a similar situation- Try watching the game while walking on a Treadmill! What a huge difference! My frustrated anger was literally turned into active movement and dissipated. When the game was over, or at least over for me, I could walk out of the room with a clear head and focus on something reasonably productive.
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Old 10-10-2018, 09:16 AM   #2
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Old 10-10-2018, 09:23 AM   #3
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I suggest a punching bag, itís hard for me to look at Keenumís stupid looking face in a Broncos helmet without wanting to punch his teeth out.

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Old 10-10-2018, 09:46 AM   #4
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I just sit on my ass, smoke a pregame bowl, and chief my vape pen every time we do something stupid. Then I can just laugh at them.
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Old 10-10-2018, 09:54 AM   #5
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I've watched the last two seasons completely sober.... I wouldn't recommend it.
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Old 10-10-2018, 10:02 AM   #6
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I didn't even watch a second of the Jets game, it's as if I knew what was coming. I'd rather spend time with family until they make it worth my time again.
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Old 10-10-2018, 11:07 AM   #7
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Old 10-10-2018, 11:11 AM   #8
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Don't watch. I am too old to sit there and watch something that makes me angry.
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Old 10-10-2018, 11:16 AM   #9
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i usually watch the game on nfl game pass. didn't even bother. waste of time watching a poorly coached team half ass their way to a blow out loss.
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Old 10-10-2018, 11:25 AM   #10
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I was not able to watch the game Sunday, and was going to watch it that afternoon but decided against it.

I'll be in Costa Rica this weekend, so depending on how strong the WiFi is I may not get a chance to watch it. I'm honestly not worried about it, which is strange for me.

It's not just the losing, it's how completely overwhelmed the team seems.
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Old 10-10-2018, 11:37 AM   #11
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I turn the game off and do something more enjoyable.
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Old 10-10-2018, 11:46 AM   #12
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Old 10-10-2018, 11:48 AM   #13
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:19 AM   #14
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I didn't even watch a second of the Jets game, it's as if I knew what was coming. I'd rather spend time with family until they make it worth my time again.
I wish I could be so sensible.
I have lowered my expectations to the point where ANY win would come as a surprise.
If we played the BROWNS next, I would expect us to lose to the browns, THEY play with MOTIVATION and DESIRE.

SOBER.... horrible way to face reality, I too recommend a nice leaf hybrid.
punching bag, treadmill, something to exert your frustration and disappointment a great idea.
good luck and god bless, as bronco fans there is comfort in knowing we all suffer together.

Remember, we have been to 8 superbowls...
Teams like DALLAS and CINCY have one playoff victory COMBINED in the last 12 years !

JFE will make this right, but there is no quick fix and it wont be easy.
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Old 10-11-2018, 08:21 AM   #15
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thank god for the redzone channel
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Old 10-11-2018, 09:35 AM   #16
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Turn down the volume and just loop the Benny Hill theme song the whole game.
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So I normally Drink and eat some "Special" Food while watching the Broncos. However these games, made for angry and depressing Sundays. As A tip might I suggest, if you are in a similar situation- Try watching the game while walking on a Treadmill! What a huge difference! My frustrated anger was literally turned into active movement and dissipated. When the game was over, or at least over for me, I could walk out of the room with a clear head and focus on something reasonably productive.
Turned into an active movement for me too, but a different type.
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Old 10-11-2018, 10:19 AM   #18
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I suggest a punching bag, itís hard for me to look at Keenumís stupid looking face in a Broncos helmet without wanting to punch his teeth out.
Looks like a bobble head
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Old 10-11-2018, 10:24 AM   #19
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Conspiracy Theory

Alcohol sales down at the stadium. Insert Case , VJ and Woods .

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Old 10-11-2018, 11:35 AM   #20
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I just sit on my ass, smoke a pregame bowl, and chief my vape pen every time we do something stupid. Then I can just laugh at them.
Haha, I can't toke before the games it make me to weirded out, I might have a couple adult beverages if it's an afternoon game. I record the games if they lose I immediately delete it, if they win then usually the next day or so I'll smoke a little and re-watch the game in total comfort and relaxation knowing the outcome.
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Old 10-11-2018, 12:31 PM   #21
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I turn the game off and do something more enjoyable.
I considered it last Sunday but I just can't turn off something I started. Plus I was rewarded by the pure comedy of the last play of the Jets game. That needs to go on VJ's highlight reel.
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Old 10-11-2018, 05:04 PM   #22
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strap yourself to a chair so you don't destroy anything during the game. Then have a stripper lap dance on you to take your mind off the game a bit.
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Old 10-11-2018, 07:13 PM   #23
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Squirt lemon juice into your eyes before the game starts. This actually makes watching this team more enjoyable.
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Old 10-11-2018, 07:19 PM   #24
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Life is exhausting being sober day in, day out. No better way to kill time in a day than being drunk.. itís like a magical time portal... just quit chewing too, thatís even more fun...

I also havenít cared as much since the SB win..I feel different being in a town that brought home a Chanpionship.. itís kind of like been there, done that. I really wish Buffalo could get back and get one, that 4 losses ruined people in that city...

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Old 10-11-2018, 08:22 PM   #25
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At the cigar shop where I watch the games, they bring in doughnuts on Sunday mornings. I usually stay away from them. But that comfort food came in handy during the second half of that Jets game. I must of had like 4 bacon glazed doughnuts. It was way better than the Broncos performance.
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