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Old 02-20-2018, 02:47 PM   #1
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Old 02-20-2018, 02:50 PM   #2
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Gary: Scotch?

John: Yeah, sure. That works..
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Old 02-20-2018, 02:51 PM   #3
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Old 02-20-2018, 04:40 PM   #4
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John: Hey remember the 90s?

Gary: Yeah bro, offenses from then still work.

John: Oh. No I was just thinking, that's the last time your hair was really that colour.
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Old 02-20-2018, 04:43 PM   #5
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John: Hey remember the 90s?

Gary: Yeah bro, offenses from then still work.

John: Oh. No I was just thinking, that's the last time your hair was really that colour.
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Old 02-20-2018, 04:44 PM   #6
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John: You really ****ed me over with that Siemian guy.
Gary: I thought he was the next Matt Schaub.
John: You didn't draft Matt Schaub.
Gary: I didn't draft Paxton Lynch either.
John: *sighs* Never gonna let that one go are you?
Gary: Nope.
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Old 02-20-2018, 04:47 PM   #7
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Gary “Is the Paxton, again?”

John “Yeeeeep...”

Gary “...Goddamit John.”
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Old 02-20-2018, 05:10 PM   #8
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John: "Oh here we go again."
Gary: "You mean the search for a QB?"
John: "No, I ate Tacos for lunch."
Gary: "Tacos?.... What?"
John: "With Bourbon & Beans."
Gary: "What does that have to do w... Oh John. No..... Not the Schlereth competition again...."
John: "Yep. That's how we are choosing a QB again Gary. En...Huh...try two into the competition... Woo... Better catch up Gary, your falling behind."
Gary: (To himself) "Damn it, looks like I'm picking the first guy again."

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Old 02-20-2018, 05:54 PM   #9
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John: What I wouldn't do to *that* cheerleader
Gary: No, I'm not going to hide in the closet. Again.
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Old 02-20-2018, 06:03 PM   #10
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John: How tall is Josh Allen?

Gary: 6-5

John: Eh, close enough

Gary: *sigh* not again John.

John: How tall is Josh Allen?

Gary: 6-5

John: Eh, close enough

Gary: *sigh* not again John

John: are you dense? You do realize Peyton Manning was 6-5?
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Old 02-20-2018, 06:09 PM   #11
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"Soooo...we finally gonna call Mike Shanahan?"

"Yeah...call Mike Shanahan."
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Old 02-20-2018, 06:16 PM   #12
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John: We’re so screwed
Kubiak: Yep
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Old 02-20-2018, 06:21 PM   #13
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Elway:
Well just plug me in just like I was Eddie Harris
You're eating crazy cheese like you would think I'm from Paris
You know I get fly, you think I get high
You know that I'm gone and I'm-a tell you all why

Kubiak:
So tell me who are you dissing; maybe I'm missing
The reason that you're smiling or wyling, so listen
In my head, I just want to take 'em down
Imagination set loose and I'm gonna shake 'em down
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Old 02-20-2018, 06:56 PM   #14
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J: You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby...
G: Really?
J: Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really wanna make me cry?
G: John, come on man...
J: And I ran...I ran so far away..
G: *sighs*
J: Money for nothin and your chicks for free
G: heh. That's a good one
J: Right? **** yeah Dire Straits

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Old 02-20-2018, 08:20 PM   #15
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JFE: Oops, count it. My bad, Kubes.

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Old 02-21-2018, 12:25 AM   #16
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Gary: John?

John: Yeah?

Gary: What, what are you thinking about? Looks like you are concerned about something. Want to talk about it?

John: Ok

Gary: Well, buddy. What is concerning you?

John: Well, something has been bothering me for a while now.

Gary: What?

John: Why does James Bond order his martini watered down likeap***Y? I order mine stirred. I mean, shaking it is the way I have seen women order it, and limp wristed fellas. I mean, why does James Bond, this masculine stud tough British secret agent order his martini watered down?

Gary: hhhhhhhh
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Old 02-21-2018, 12:32 AM   #17
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John: Is that beer open?
Kubiak: I don't know I am grabbing my dick
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Old 02-21-2018, 12:35 AM   #18
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Kubiak: "John, I think the Viagra from last night was tainted. My tongue is all swollen up and my hard on won't go away and just busted through my pants".

Elway: "Aww hell Gary, I tried to tell you not to get in bed with Trevor, it was never going to end well".
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Old 02-21-2018, 04:06 AM   #19
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John - look at the buns on that one
Gary - yeah he must work out
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Old 02-21-2018, 08:57 AM   #20
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john: peanut butter on a bagel?
Gary: yup.
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Old 02-21-2018, 08:58 AM   #21
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Kubiak: "John, I think the Viagra from last night was tainted. My tongue is all swollen up and my hard on won't go away and just busted through my pants".

Elway: "Aww hell Gary, I tried to tell you not to get in bed with Trevor, it was never going to end well".
Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped your mic.
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Old 02-21-2018, 08:59 AM   #22
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"Soooo...we finally gonna call Mike Shanahan?"

"Yeah...call Mike Shanahan."
... and you dropped your mike.
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Old 02-21-2018, 09:01 AM   #23
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whose got "scissor" ?




(rock and paper covered )
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:37 AM   #24
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John: Hey Butthead
Gary: Yeah Beavis
John: I need TP for my bung-hold
Gary: Shut-up fart-nocker.

Not sure why it reminded me of B&B, must be the way JE's mouth is.
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:56 AM   #25
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John: "was that a fart?"

Kubes: "I can taste it. Is that onion? Onion and ...Onion and ketchup....and steaks"
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