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Old 11-29-2015, 10:06 PM   #126
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Old 11-29-2015, 10:10 PM   #127
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Glorious. I am really pissed about some of those penalties but you all were lining up the ref excuses not even halfway through the Chicago game
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Old 11-30-2015, 12:05 PM   #128
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Sos we wah up 21-7 an I saz to mah crew lets gah dahn to mahsahz pahlah for a wickhed Awesome Rahb and Tahug and mah crew, old Lenny, Young Lenny, Smoaking Jeherry, and Fahts Slim all pile into tha Exploahar and paint sahm hand towels. Wehellz ahve courses old Lenny fails to tip his gurl so wheeze alls has to book it dawon the boulahvards beacahs the pimps be chazing ahafter us and wheeze ahalls gets back in the Exploahar onlyz to hehar dah shcor be 24s to 24s in OT!

Smoaking Jeherry liaghts up a but and saze Tommy wins the coin flipperoos! Weeze all look arounds and says "Tawmmys Got THIS!". Onlyz it comzes down to 3rd downs on Whicked Bad flahgs and soze Smoaking Jeherry lights another butt anz Weeze all look arounds and says "Tawmmys Got THIS!"

Young Lenny pahaks the Exploahar and weaze hear about some bull **** play stahpon our Pats on Thurd downs. Who the FAUCK IS VON MILLER ANYWHOOZ?

Smoaking Jeherry liaghts up a but and saze "WHILL-I-AM and FREAKING MAHARY PAHT'S GOHT THIS!". The next thingz mah crew saze is "WHO THE FAUCK IS CJ AHANDRSONZ?" "WHAT THE FAUCK!

Soz not only do wez lose to the Frahnt Runahnin Broncos but da pimp cahught up to uzzz and laidhd a licking on old Lenny, Smoaking Jeherry, and Fahts Slim. I leheft dehm losers ahfter hiding in a duhumpster allz nhights.

Mah old Lahady thenz proceedurahezzed to smhack the FAUCK out of meez....

FAUCKING BRONCOS!

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Old 01-18-2016, 08:54 AM   #129
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Old 01-18-2016, 09:16 AM   #130
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Glorious. I am really pissed about some of those penalties but you all were lining up the ref excuses not even halfway through the Chicago game
Chi didnt have a penalty called on them all game, Den had 12-13, Chi's only TD came because Den was called for penalties every damn play.
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Old 01-18-2016, 09:24 AM   #131
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4 Things I Think I Think:

1) My wife and I have both agreed that our dream threesome would be with Tom Brady. That doesn't make me gay, does it?

2) Bill Belichick is better than anyone else at taking away your best player, exploiting your worst player, and secretly taping your other 20 players while they practice. My prediction for this game: Coach Belichick's knob 1, my mouth 0.

3) Coffeenerdness: if you have to have a coffee enema, you could do worse than Starbucks' Holiday Blend. I take it like Terrell Davis after Hall of Fame voting every year - black and bitter.

4) The reason no Broncos ever make the Hall of Fame? Too many late games -- after the Pats play at 1:00 p.m. ET, I usually need a good nap. How could I possibly vote for players who I've never watched? It just wouldn't be right. It is a travesty that Troy Brown hasn't made it in yet, though.
This needs a bump for old times' sake.

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Old 01-18-2016, 09:26 AM   #132
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Sos we wah up 21-7 an I saz to mah crew lets gah dahn to mahsahz pahlah for a wickhed Awesome Rahb and Tahug and mah crew, old Lenny, Young Lenny, Smoaking Jeherry, and Fahts Slim all pile into tha Exploahar and paint sahm hand towels. Wehellz ahve courses old Lenny fails to tip his gurl so wheeze alls has to book it dawon the boulahvards beacahs the pimps be chazing ahafter us and wheeze ahalls gets back in the Exploahar onlyz to hehar dah shcor be 24s to 24s in OT!

Smoaking Jeherry liaghts up a but and saze Tommy wins the coin flipperoos! Weeze all look arounds and says "Tawmmys Got THIS!". Onlyz it comzes down to 3rd downs on Whicked Bad flahgs and soze Smoaking Jeherry lights another butt anz Weeze all look arounds and says "Tawmmys Got THIS!"

Young Lenny pahaks the Exploahar and weaze hear about some bull **** play stahpon our Pats on Thurd downs. Who the FAUCK IS VON MILLER ANYWHOOZ?

Smoaking Jeherry liaghts up a but and saze "WHILL-I-AM and FREAKING MAHARY PAHT'S GOHT THIS!". The next thingz mah crew saze is "WHO THE FAUCK IS CJ AHANDRSONZ?" "WHAT THE FAUCK!

Soz not only do wez lose to the Frahnt Runahnin Broncos but da pimp cahught up to uzzz and laidhd a licking on old Lenny, Smoaking Jeherry, and Fahts Slim. I leheft dehm losers ahfter hiding in a duhumpster allz nhights.

Mah old Lahady thenz proceedurahezzed to smhack the FAUCK out of meez....

FAUCKING BRONCOS!
This is ****ing gold. I hope you don't mind if I send this to some Bostonians.
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Old 01-18-2016, 09:37 AM   #133
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Sos we wah up 21-7 an I saz to mah crew lets gah dahn to mahsahz pahlah for a wickhed Awesome Rahb and Tahug and mah crew, old Lenny, Young Lenny, Smoaking Jeherry, and Fahts Slim all pile into tha Exploahar and paint sahm hand towels. Wehellz ahve courses old Lenny fails to tip his gurl so wheeze alls has to book it dawon the boulahvards beacahs the pimps be chazing ahafter us and wheeze ahalls gets back in the Exploahar onlyz to hehar dah shcor be 24s to 24s in OT!

Smoaking Jeherry liaghts up a but and saze Tommy wins the coin flipperoos! Weeze all look arounds and says "Tawmmys Got THIS!". Onlyz it comzes down to 3rd downs on Whicked Bad flahgs and soze Smoaking Jeherry lights another butt anz Weeze all look arounds and says "Tawmmys Got THIS!"

Young Lenny pahaks the Exploahar and weaze hear about some bull **** play stahpon our Pats on Thurd downs. Who the FAUCK IS VON MILLER ANYWHOOZ?

Smoaking Jeherry liaghts up a but and saze "WHILL-I-AM and FREAKING MAHARY PAHT'S GOHT THIS!". The next thingz mah crew saze is "WHO THE FAUCK IS CJ AHANDRSONZ?" "WHAT THE FAUCK!

Soz not only do wez lose to the Frahnt Runahnin Broncos but da pimp cahught up to uzzz and laidhd a licking on old Lenny, Smoaking Jeherry, and Fahts Slim. I leheft dehm losers ahfter hiding in a duhumpster allz nhights.

Mah old Lahady thenz proceedurahezzed to smhack the FAUCK out of meez....

FAUCKING BRONCOS!
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Old 01-18-2016, 09:39 AM   #134
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So the things is. The Patriots NEVER lose. Never. The only time the scoreboard has the other team ahead of ours at the end of the game is if the refs handed the game to the other team. The Patriots are really undefeated the entire time I've been a bandwagon fan. And the NFL is a conspiracy to keep us from winning the Superbowl every year because they hate us.
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Old 01-18-2016, 09:40 AM   #135
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Old 01-18-2016, 09:50 AM   #136
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Hahwahya gonna beat dat wicked pissah tawmmy "two yard slant" brady?






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Old 01-18-2016, 10:06 AM   #137
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Old 01-18-2016, 10:12 AM   #138
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Manning looked old.
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Old 01-18-2016, 10:21 AM   #139
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I think he wins this thread
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Old 01-18-2016, 11:06 AM   #140
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Manning looked old.
Thing is so did Tommy. Had one long pass but otherwise it was all dinking and dunking Saturday.
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Old 01-18-2016, 11:08 AM   #141
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This is ****ing gold. I hope you don't mind if I send this to some Bostonians.
Sure thing!

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Old 01-18-2016, 11:08 AM   #142
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Thing is so did Tommy. Had one long pass but otherwise it was all dinking and dunking Saturday.
That's our offense, you new to watching the Patriots?
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Old 01-18-2016, 11:11 AM   #143
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So, you like want to smoke some weed? I got some weed, got it from a Boulder green shop. You know, Boulder, that little republic full of hippies? Maybe after we smoke some, we can go to Elitch's, the best damn amuSeimiant park in the world! Maybe go watch the Nugs, as they're young and the team will turn around any decade now! Maybe watch the Avs next weekend, you know, the team coached by the Canuck, eh? He's almost as good a head coach as he was a goalie! And PFM, I do believe he has at least 4-5 more good years in him. I hear HGH can do wonders for a decrepit body. Oh, you meant post like a Pats fan? Well, here goes - Pats 34, Broncos 17
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So, you like want to smoke some weed? I got some weed, got it from a Boulder green shop. You know, Boulder, that little republic full of hippies? Maybe after we smoke some, we can go to Elitch's, the best damn amuSeimiant park in the world! Maybe go watch the Nugs, as they're young and the team will turn around any decade now! Maybe watch the Avs next weekend, you know, the team coached by the Canuck, eh? He's almost as good a head coach as he was a goalie! And PFM, I do believe he has at least 4-5 more good years in him. I hear HGH can do wonders for a decrepit body. Oh, you meant post like a Pats fan? Well, here goes - Pats 34, Broncos 17
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Old 01-18-2016, 12:18 PM   #146
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broncos plus the refs won't hold us back this time, Bill knows how to handle old man manning.
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Tuck rule had been called before the Raiders game, and it was against the Patriots.
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Old 01-18-2016, 01:31 PM   #149
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