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Old 11-25-2015, 07:01 PM   #101
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Best thread of all time......NOT. Brady didnt know dem balls were not deflated properly.......
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Old 11-25-2015, 07:07 PM   #102
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I just stole the Paypah from my naybah's and holy wicked **** Stick a FOk in Pahtin his ahm is done tahmmy probibly runs a fastah fotty now. The pats fawkin suck in denvah and I'm from Boston and I'm a fawkin retahd.
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Old 11-25-2015, 07:12 PM   #103
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Old 11-25-2015, 09:33 PM   #104
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Yews guys hate us cuz you aint us. And we kick Peytons' ass all the time soes that means we beat the Broncos alls the times cuz we conveniently forget all those times Broncos beat us when we come to Denver, even when that looozer Orton was your QB. But Belly really just let McD win to help him destroy Denver long term. Anys ways, gonna beat you this weekend cuz Tommy's the best QB evah! And Gronk he best evah, not like that traitor Welkah who we hope gets concussed so badly he becomes a Jet.
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Old 11-25-2015, 10:01 PM   #105
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*Warning* - NSFW language



pretty much every Cheatahs fan sounds like tollbooth willie.

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Old 11-25-2015, 11:45 PM   #106
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FAN: Ho-lee wicked pissah it's you!!!! !
GOAT: Yah itz me.

FAN: Yur my numbah one, Tawm.... yur my evree-ting!
GOAT: Gawd, now wut? Kneel, stand, kneel, stand ... I dont gofer dat church sorta ting

FAN: Sawree... Air uhh ... wut's the secret uv yuh wicked success?
GOAT: Secret? Dah only one what can do what I do is me. Lot of people had to die for me to be me.

FAN: Tawm ya gadda play past fawdy ... put payton innizz place
GOAT: No prob-lum, its already taken care uv

FAN: Bahhh bahhh Goat boy ... yur givvin me a hahd on
GOAT: You sure it ain' just the smell of the bahn-yaad? As yooz-eyul?
FAN: Jeezus Mary en jew-seph ... itz both.
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Old 11-26-2015, 06:26 AM   #107
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Actually, mocking a Boston accent is giving Pats fans too much credit. Most of them are just bandwagon hoppers.
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Old 11-26-2015, 06:31 AM   #108
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Actually, mocking a Boston accent is giving Pats fans too much credit. Most of them are just bandwagon hoppers.
This. They had about 3 fans before 2001.
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Old 11-26-2015, 06:44 AM   #109
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Yep.

We're the greatest fans in the world!

(until Tommy retires)
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Old 11-26-2015, 08:34 AM   #110
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I hope Miller gets two sacks and a fumble recovery against Tahm, and Talib gets one interception. If Ward can do his thing on Grunt, my day would be complete. Those arrogant basturds are in line for a clock cleaning.....
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Old 11-26-2015, 10:33 AM   #111
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Twom Braduh is the best qwarterbach of awull tyme!





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Old 11-26-2015, 11:37 AM   #112
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Tahm Braidy is a tewel. Mah muddah trows a deepah bawl.

I look lahk a Braidy nut huggah ta yous? Faggedaboutit! Braidys gay. Fagget da model chick. I know a princess wens I sees one.

Now Balichak, dats a real man!

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Old 11-26-2015, 12:48 PM   #113
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we cheat
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we murder
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Old 11-26-2015, 01:15 PM   #114
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"You are all just jealous of how we cheat and win"
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Old 11-26-2015, 02:55 PM   #115
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Dem Donkhis gawt sum kinda spookular Dee, Call it Arng Crush. Lieka Sohda Pahp essuposta flood ya wih fear ar sum thin... whell Ahy gotz newz fah yuh. Tahme Tarrificscumin fer ya. en Ahy Dohnt meen inah gay sektual fashin. oh no. Ahym sayyin likah prehdadah a qwaddah inda waddah waytin tah pownce ohn daht whyld ahss wen iht cums fouhr ahdrink! ahw S***! Ahy dihtin meen daht inah gay sektual cent sither. Eye meen like ah Donkhisa whyld ahss, An Tahmieboy izgohna rape... Ahw ****! Wie yam Ahy eevin tryina ehksplane pigskihn science ta yahs Duhmahsis eniwei? Just No dah Pats ahrgonah bee ohn toppindah end. Gottamnit!! Ahym Stoppin cuz im messen nisup.... Buddah whilsay.. Go Pahts!!
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Old 11-27-2015, 06:56 AM   #116
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LOOGIT AWL THESE FACKIN CAWKS TAWLKIN **** LAHK YOU DON'T KNOW THA GRATEST NFL TEAM OF AWL TAHHHM IS EN FAXBARAH! YOU **** SIPPAHS CAN'T SERIOUSLY THINK YOU'REAH GANNA BEAT THA GRATEST FACKIN QUAHHTAHBACK OF AHHHL TAAHHHHHM, ESPECIALLY WITH THAT FACKIN JUST-FACKIN-RELEASED GIRAFFE RUNNAN YAH TEAM!

/bench presses sister

//puts entire tin of Kodiak in jaw

LEMME TELL YOU SAHMTHAN ELSE, YOU CAWK GAWBLINS: BILL FACKIN' BELICHICK IS THAH GRATEST WHO EVAH LIVED. WE DON'T NEED TO CHEAT TO BEAT YAH, BUT WE DO BECAHS IT HOW YOU KNOW WE OWN THIS FACKIN LEAGUE.

///date rapes cousin

YOU'REAH LUCKY THAT DANNY FACKIN AMANDOLAH IS OUT, SINCE HE'S THE FOOTBALL PEDROIA, BUT WE'VE STILL GAWT THE FOOTBALL LARRY BIRD, THE FOOTBALL BOBBY ORR, AND THE FOOTBALL RED AUERBACK.

NO ONE DENIES THIS.
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Old 11-27-2015, 07:13 AM   #117
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Old 11-27-2015, 07:14 AM   #118
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Jesus...this thread is making my eyes bleed.


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Old 11-27-2015, 08:53 AM   #119
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One of duh best thread evah!
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Old 11-27-2015, 02:28 PM   #120
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Old 11-27-2015, 03:59 PM   #121
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Tawmmy likes to do tha blowhahd on tha Gronk
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Old 11-27-2015, 04:06 PM   #122
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Old 11-27-2015, 04:28 PM   #123
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So I trolled on a Broncos site and like 5 of the top 6 threads are about the Patriots. Those guys are obsessed more with us then their own team and dang, didn't think it was possible, but they hate Seyton Manning more than us Pats fans. Also, total free roaming for Pats fans, should go troll at the Orange Mane more often.
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Old 11-27-2015, 05:11 PM   #124
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So I trolled on a Broncos site and like 5 of the top 6 threads are about the Patriots. Those guys are obsessed more with us then their own team and dang, didn't think it was possible, but they hate Seyton Manning more than us Pats fans. Also, total free roaming for Pats fans, should go troll at the Orange Mane more often.
Oh sweet mothah of gowd!
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Old 11-27-2015, 05:12 PM   #125
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"Boston Police, what's your emergency?"

"Yes, my name is Joshua McDaniels. You probably heard of me, I'm the reason why the Patriots win all those games."

"Yes Mr. McDaniels, I'm aware of who you are. Please state the nature of your emergency."

"You see, this guy keeps coming around, he says his name is Action. I don't think it's his real name, but I haven't asked."

"Mmhmm. OK, and is "Action" having an emergency?"

"Well, you see, he's been, well, you know, giving me attention...."

"Please go on Mr. McDaniels, is this attention unwanted?"

"Well, not exactly,....."

"Mr. McDaniels, please state the nature of this attention."

"Well, you can't tell anyone..."

"Mr. McDaniels, we need to know if we are to offer assistance-"

"It's blowjobs, OK!? Are you happy now? He's been giving me blowjobs like every day!"

"Mmhmm. OK. So what's the emergency?"

"Well this has taken away from my time blowing Brady, and as you know, we have a big game in Denver this weekend..."

"Go on.. "

"If I don't take care of Tom he gets cranky, and doesn't pay attention in team meetings, and his performance on Sunday takes a nosedive..."

"I'm listening, continue..."

"Can you just find some reason to bring him in, and heep him locked up for a few days? Next week we got the Eagles, we can take care of them cranky Brady or no. But we need all hands on deck for the Broncos this Sunday."

"No problem Mr. McDaniels, we're on it!"

"Thanks, I really appreciate it!"


True story. This also explains why Action hasn't posted during his favorite team's game week.
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