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Old 06-02-2014, 02:16 PM   #1
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It is a underground hotel room with all amenities, food, shelter, etc., paid for the next 10 years. You will be locked inside, but you will have access to all media (music, books) made up until this year. Once you enter inside, all communication (internet, phone) will be severed with the outside world.

You are also given 4 choices just before you enter.

Choice A.) Any single girl on the planet of your choosing will accompany you into the baSeimiant, you guys can have whatever relationship you desire, you can be any age in this baSeimiant and so can she (but as soon as you exit, you return to what your age would be 10 years later). When you leave, you receive 10 million ($10,000,000) dollars for using up these 10 years of your life.



Choice B.) Same as above except, instead of any single girl on the planet, its any three girls that you've ever hooked up with (Foreplay or more); you guys can have whatever orgies you dream up while locked up in there for 10 years, and again, age is whatever you choose. Again, when you leave, you receive 10 million ($10,000,000)dollars for using up these 10 years of your life.



Choice C.) No girls, you exit with 1 billion ($1,000,000,000) dollars to your name and a giant statute in the middle of Times Square for losing 10 years off your life where you did nothing but vacation in an empty baSeimiant.



Choice D.) You opt out of this "opportunity" entirely, you receive $100,000 upfront.

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Old 06-02-2014, 02:18 PM   #2
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Old 06-02-2014, 02:18 PM   #3
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D)

I've been 'stuck' with the same women above ground for 20 years.....
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Old 06-02-2014, 02:20 PM   #4
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D could make B happen. So, D.
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Old 06-02-2014, 02:29 PM   #5
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D. Have been married for 14 years so what is another 10 years but getting paid for it? Easy answer. C. was almost but I have kids.
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Old 06-02-2014, 02:29 PM   #6
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10 years for a billion dollars - sure if I could start the time at 10 years old.

I'd be a 20 year old billionaire
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Old 06-02-2014, 02:37 PM   #7
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I sweetened the deal for A and B since no one was picking them
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Old 06-02-2014, 02:40 PM   #8
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But what if you missed KC playing in a Super Bowl .............. oh wait, never mind that ain't gonna happen
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Old 06-02-2014, 02:41 PM   #9
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Would I get to take a vitamin D supplement?
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Old 06-02-2014, 03:06 PM   #10
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Would I get to take a vitamin D supplement?
Yes you basically have unlimited access to vitamins, necessities, medicine, etc., you just can't have communication, all else can be shipped to you as needed.
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Old 06-02-2014, 03:10 PM   #11
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BTW Being locked up with three women for ten years that should pay the most by a lot.
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Old 06-02-2014, 03:10 PM   #12
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Can't see anyone picking C - 10 years of loneliness will send anyone into depression.

At the same time - spending 10 years with 1-3 people could do the very same.

Change D to just skipping the opportunity altogether with no $500,000 compensation and you might have a better debate.

To make things interesting - if I had to choose between A & B I'd choose A.

Make sure she's about 18-20 years old also.
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Old 06-02-2014, 03:13 PM   #13
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Alright because D is overly popular i dropped the compensation to 100K, that should do it. And I'm definitely not changing B because I think its fair if you are the threesome/foursome type of guy.

Personally, I'm taking the three girls I've already hooked up with, no question, 10 million after 10 years, and I'm golden.

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Old 06-02-2014, 03:22 PM   #14
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I'd take C. I've had some hotties and have a nice compilation to choose from. I'd be more then fine with that.
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Old 06-02-2014, 03:25 PM   #15
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Id pick C and A as distant second. During my time of loneliness, I would spend the majority of it scheming a way to buy the Broncos once I got out. Im sure I could figure out a way, even if I had to turn that 1 Billion into 2-4. Id then own the Broncos, and you all would praise me, nay, worship me.
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C. If I can go in at the age of 10-15 and come out at 20-25 with a billion dollars I can make up for the decade I lost and still be able to get pretty much any woman I wanted.

And any media created up to this year would mean porn, so I could make due without a woman for a decade.


Although the thought of any 3 of the women I have hooked up with is very tempting. But then I think I ditched those ladies for a reason after only a few hours or at most a few months. Would I really want to deal with that for a decade?
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So let me get this straight. I have no access to the outside world for 10 years?

Tough one man. Probably D, but I would seriously consider B.
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Old 06-02-2014, 03:40 PM   #18
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C! No question! All the books, music and media - the back catalogue of TV shows I want to catch up on will probably take 10 years by itself!

A - would be my second choice. B sounds like hell!

In C can I take PC for gaming? Damn! I'm going to be rich!
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I think being shacked up with 3 girls by itself is risky. Women are just a-holes to other women, and generally pains in the ass to live with. Times it by 3? Then add in some history? Holy Christ.

Unless this magic baSeimiant erases their memories every 20 minutes, **** no. It would get old after a week. Even a magic baSeimiant can't stop a woman from being a catty a-hole.
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No way do I take three women I've previously hooked up with. That would be total and utter hell. The term previously is there for a reason.

I enjoy the outdoors too much and would take D for any amount of money. 10 years in a cave room, no matter how much entertainment I'd have would be miserable.
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I think being shacked up with 3 girls by itself is risky. Women are just a-holes to other women, and generally pains in the ass to live with. Times it by 3? Then add in some history? Holy Christ.

Unless this magic baSeimiant erases their memories every 20 minutes, **** no. It would get old after a week. Even a magic baSeimiant can't stop a woman from being a catty a-hole.
C'mon guys you are all being too cynical about this, they are ****ing each others brains out in your fantasy in a magic baSeimiant hotel room. Alright there probably will be jealousy but nothing too extreme, no girls crying rape or cutting themselves; its a magic baSeimiant afterall, etc.
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A, B and C is choosing death. Locked somewhere with the same 0, 1 or 3 people will do that over 10 years.


D.

Besides, I can turn $100k into a lot more in 10 years (not 10M or 1B, but I have already done so, just to brag a bit )
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Old 06-02-2014, 04:09 PM   #23
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C or D.

Being stuck with anyone from 10 years sounds like hell.
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Old 06-02-2014, 04:25 PM   #24
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I would take C. The rest of your life you can do whatever you want. Ten years you could teach yourself guitar, memorize AC/DC's entire compilation on piano, quote any movie, leant several languages.... You could gunienely be the most interesting man in the world.

I would spend atleast one full year planning my bucket list, atleast 5 full years on netflix/video games, and the remaining 4 years ****faced blasted fighting loneliness by drinking every microbrew on the planet.

When I got out I would literally get an an airplane and pay some babe to make love with me like an eagle falling out of the sky. It would go viral both dubbing me the most interesting man in the world and making you all wonder why the hell you didn't choose c.

I would also be jailhouse ripped.

The amount of times I would masterbate would be unreal.

**** clothes while I'm down there.

How much of the 1 billion would I have to give up for a dog and a skylight?
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Old 06-02-2014, 04:27 PM   #25
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And let me stress this.... we would literally make love like eagles. Head first in a free fall twirl.
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