The Orange Mane -  a Denver Broncos Fan Community  

Go Back   The Orange Mane - a Denver Broncos Fan Community > Jibba Jabba > Off Topics Forum
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Chat Room Mark Forums Read



Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-27-2014, 11:59 AM   #26
Tombstone RJ
Ring of Famer
 
Tombstone RJ's Avatar
 
Old School

Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: In the Tetons!
Posts: 27,385

Adopt-a-Bronco:
WorrellWilliams
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar View Post
mi·sog·y·nist
məˈsäjənist/Submit
noun
1.
a person who dislikes, despises, or is strongly prejudiced against women.

Completely and utterly wrong. I love women. Especially the ones who will have freaky nasty sex with me.
most misogynists are other women... just say'n.
Tombstone RJ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2014, 01:07 PM   #27
Archer81
Optimum Homo
 
Archer81's Avatar
 
Tactical Neck.

Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Colorado
Posts: 27,678
Default

There is no guy equivalent.

To which I am very greatful.

Archer81 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2014, 01:21 PM   #28
gyldenlove
Ring of Famer
 
gyldenlove's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Nęstved, DK
Posts: 12,311

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Spencer Larsen
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer81 View Post
There is no guy equivalent.

To which I am very greatful.

I guess most guys will jump and hump anything that moves and quite a few things that don't.
gyldenlove is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2014, 01:45 PM   #29
Old Dude
Super Moderator
 
Old Dude's Avatar
 
Consultant

Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: DIA Tunnels
Posts: 17,859
Default

Speaking from a lifetime in the Danger Zone, it's been interesting, at least.
Old Dude is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2014, 09:39 PM   #30
spdirty
Ring of Famer
 
spdirty's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bailey
Posts: 17,266

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Marquez
Default

Danger zone sucks. But every chick I've shown this video to thinks they're a unicorn. I have to remind them that unicorns don't exist and they're probably a dude.
spdirty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2014, 09:43 PM   #31
Kaylore
Three Lombardis
 
Kaylore's Avatar
 
This one's for Pat

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ceti Alpha V
Posts: 54,740

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Pat Bowlen
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by spdirty View Post
Danger zone sucks. But every chick I've shown this video to thinks they're a unicorn. I have to remind them that unicorns don't exist and they're probably a dude.
That's because women don't think they're crazy, even though they are. Women create drama. And get a group of women together and they'll start tearing each other's eyes out.
Kaylore is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2014, 09:44 PM   #32
Ragnar
Perennial Pro-bowler
 
Ragnar's Avatar
 
hate them chiefs

Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Wyoming
Posts: 829

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Chad Kelly
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaylore View Post
That's because women don't think they're crazy, even though they are. Women create drama. And get a group of women together and they'll start tearing each other's eyes out.
Pro tip: Don't ever tell a woman she's crazy, or she'll get on the crazy train and take you straight to crazy town.
Ragnar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2014, 09:53 PM   #33
Archer81
Optimum Homo
 
Archer81's Avatar
 
Tactical Neck.

Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Colorado
Posts: 27,678
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by gyldenlove View Post
I guess most guys will jump and hump anything that moves and quite a few things that don't.

A guy can be hot and crazy...but be a lousy lay. It doesnt correlate.


Archer81 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2014, 09:55 PM   #34
Kaylore
Three Lombardis
 
Kaylore's Avatar
 
This one's for Pat

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ceti Alpha V
Posts: 54,740

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Pat Bowlen
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar View Post
Pro tip: Don't ever tell a woman she's crazy, or she'll get on the crazy train and take you straight to crazy town.
Kaylore is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2014, 10:06 PM   #35
Kevin8Nine
Perennial Pro-bowler
 

Join Date: Sep 2013
Posts: 999

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

This is brilliant. But, there is the old saying "ugly wife, happy life"
Kevin8Nine is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-27-2014, 11:48 PM   #36
BFDD
Team America **** YEAH!
 
BFDD's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Franklin TN
Posts: 365

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Atwater
Default

Being married to Crazy has its trade offs.

Benefits
1) Rompage in the bedroom always involves one of, or a combination of all of said things. Porn, toys, screaming, and pain.
2) Intense love. The highs are super high.
3) The ability to let loose and live life.
4) Chick who is super f'n hot (I out kicked my coverage)

Negatives
1) She is f'n crazy man!
2) She is f'n crazy man?
3) She is super f'n pregnant crazy man!
4) You just had a kid with crazy, are you f'n stupid!
5) You will go to jail at least once in your life if you are married to crazy.

While I like Dana (The dude in the video), I love my danger zone f'n crazy wife. She is smokin hot, a pornstar in bed, she intensely loves the ever living hell out of me, and she gets me to stop and smell the roses.

She isn't a unicorn as displayed by Dana's matrix, but she is my unicorn. Oh, and she loves beer as much as I do, so she gets bonus points.
BFDD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 12:31 AM   #37
Blueflame
Miss Congeniality
 
Blueflame's Avatar
 
Let's Go Broncos!!!

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: filling the cups... lol
Posts: 35,484

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Randy Gradishar
Default

Seems unfair to relegate all redheads to "Danger Zone".
Blueflame is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 01:08 AM   #38
ZONA
Ring of Famer
 
ZONA's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 18,258

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Chris Harris
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kevin8Nine View Post
This is brilliant. But, there is the old saying "ugly wife, happy life"
I think that probably originated from some ugly ass dudes who were jealous they didn't have a hot wife.
ZONA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 03:08 AM   #39
gyldenlove
Ring of Famer
 
gyldenlove's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Nęstved, DK
Posts: 12,311

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Spencer Larsen
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Archer81 View Post
A guy can be hot and crazy...but be a lousy lay. It doesnt correlate.


It never correlates, people just trick themselves into believing it does. Fear and fun are not the same, although sometimes it can be hard to distinguish.
gyldenlove is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 11:27 AM   #40
Willynowei
Some dude
 
Willynowei's Avatar
 
Football is a wonderful thing.

Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: NY
Posts: 3,342

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Ryan Clady
Default

I just want to say my booty call fell through and i would **** any girl right now cause i'm totally blasted. like i would **** ANY GIRL.

Okay u can't be fat.
Willynowei is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 02:28 PM   #41
baja
Headmaster
 
baja's Avatar
 
"Win from now on" - Elway

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: in the present moment
Posts: 69,057

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Leo-TailGateNut
Default

Only a fool eliminates a women as a sex partner solely because she is big bodied..

I've been with my share of 9s & 10s and a few was like poking a pound of warm liver. On the other hand I have been with bigger women and it was a rocket ship to heaven.
baja is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 03:15 PM   #42
cmhargrove
Is this thing on???
 
cmhargrove's Avatar
 
Travis Henry's love child...

Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Tulsa, OK
Posts: 7,521

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Peyton Hillis
Default

Since we are talking about the hot/crazy matrix, we also need some baseline discussion on hot. I think we all understand crazy.

Any thoughts on the following chart? I wouldn't advise looking at the 3 and unders too long, you'll get nightmares...

cmhargrove is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 03:49 PM   #43
delany
Uber Bronco
 
delany's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 2,135
Default

That chart is appalling. I fear for the future of the human race.
delany is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 03:56 PM   #44
baja
Headmaster
 
baja's Avatar
 
"Win from now on" - Elway

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: in the present moment
Posts: 69,057

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Leo-TailGateNut
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by delany View Post
That chart is appalling. I fear for the future of the human race.

i wasn't going to say anything but i don't see anyone oner a 7 on that chart.
baja is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 03:57 PM   #45
Kaylore
Three Lombardis
 
Kaylore's Avatar
 
This one's for Pat

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ceti Alpha V
Posts: 54,740

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Pat Bowlen
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by delany View Post
That chart is appalling. I fear for the future of the human race.
I agree. There's no way that blonde with the bangs is a 9.
Kaylore is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 03:58 PM   #46
ghwk
Ring of Famer
 
ghwk's Avatar
 
Survivor survivor!

Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 9,167

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Peyton's C3-C5
Default

Well now I know where the white women are at.
ghwk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 03:58 PM   #47
Kaylore
Three Lombardis
 
Kaylore's Avatar
 
This one's for Pat

Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ceti Alpha V
Posts: 54,740

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Pat Bowlen
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by baja View Post
i wasn't going to say anything but i don't see anyone oner a 7 on that chart.
Oh really Mr. Sharp knees? What would be an example of a 10 then?
Kaylore is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 04:06 PM   #48
baja
Headmaster
 
baja's Avatar
 
"Win from now on" - Elway

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: in the present moment
Posts: 69,057

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Leo-TailGateNut
Default

Chrissy of course.
baja is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 04:12 PM   #49
SoCalBronco
Nixonite
 
SoCalBronco's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Monrovia, CA
Posts: 48,268

Adopt-a-Bronco:
D.J. Williams
Default

You walked into that, Khan
__________________
San Francisco 49ers OrangeMane Mock Draft GM
1. Bradley Chubb, DE NC State
3A. Austin Corbett, G Nevada
3B. Marcell Ateman, WR Oklahoma State
4A. Parry Nickerson, CB Tulane
4B. Oren Burks, S/"Big Nickel"/OLB/Star Vanderbilt (MUG's No. 1 overall prospect)
5. Josh Adams, RB Notre Dame
6. Matthew Thomas, OLB Florida State
7A. Cole Madison, G Washington State
7B. Natrell Jamerson, FS Wisconsin
SoCalBronco is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2014, 04:22 PM   #50
baja
Headmaster
 
baja's Avatar
 
"Win from now on" - Elway

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: in the present moment
Posts: 69,057

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Leo-TailGateNut
Default

Others are Blue, Gunns and Miss I.

All female bronco fans are a 10
baja is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes



Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:22 AM.


Denver Broncos