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Old 09-24-2014, 02:35 PM   #1
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Old 09-24-2014, 07:39 PM   #2
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Looks a cross between a Chow and a Cujo
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Old 09-24-2014, 07:41 PM   #3
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I want one.

It is uncanny how so many people look like their pets

I also like how half the pictures show the dogs tied up with full chains.
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Old 09-24-2014, 10:32 PM   #5
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I also like how half the pictures show the dogs tied up with full chains.
I noticed that too. I saw some YT videos and they were chained up as well, kinda scarey...
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Old 09-25-2014, 06:56 PM   #6
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The Second photo looks like he is yawning.
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Bad news if your a Tibetan Mastiff in China

Once-Prized Tibetan Mastiffs Are Discarded as Fad Ends in China


© Ed Jones/AFP/Getty Images A Tibetan mastiff dog is displayed for sale at a mastiff show in Baoding, Hebei province, south of Beijing on March 9, 2013. Fetching prices up to around 750,000 USD, mastiffs have become a prized status-symbol


BEIJING — There once was a time, during the frenzied heights of China’s Tibetan mastiff craze, when a droopy-eyed slobbering giant like Nibble might have fetched $200,000 and ended up roaming the landscaped grounds of some coal tycoon’s suburban villa.

But Tibetan mastiffs are so 2013.

Instead, earlier this year Nibble and 20 more unlucky mastiffs found themselves stuffed into metal chicken crates and packed onto a truck with 150 other dogs. If not for a band of Beijing animal rights activists who literally threw themselves in front of the truck, Nibble and the rest would have ended up at a slaughterhouse in northeast China where, at roughly $5 a head, they would have been rendered into hot pot ingredients, imitation leather and the lining for winter gloves.

China’s boom-to-bust luxury landscape is strewn with devalued commodities like black Audis, Omega watches, top-shelf sorghum liquor and high-rise apartments in third-tier cities. Some are the victims of a slowing economy, while others are casualties of an official austerity campaign that has made ostentatious consumption a red flag for anticorruption investigators.

Then there is the Tibetan mastiff, a lumbering shepherding dog native to the Himalayan highlands that was once the must-have accouterment for status-conscious Chinese. Four years ago, a reddish-brown purebred named Big Splash sold for $1.6 million, according to news reports, though cynics said the price was probably exaggerated for marketing purposes. No reasonable buyer, self-anointed experts said at the time, would pay more than $250,000 for a premium specimen.

These days, those mastiff breeders left in the business are suffering from overcapacity, as it were. Buyers have largely disappeared, and prices have fallen to a fraction of their peak. The average asking price for desirable dogs — those with lionlike manes and thick limbs — is hovering around $2,000, though many desperate breeders are willing to go far lower.

“If I had other opportunities, I’d quit this business,” said Gombo, a veteran breeder in China’s northwestern province of Qinghai, who like many Tibetans uses just one name. He said keeping one of his 160-pound carnivores properly fed cost $50 to $60 a day.
“The pressure we’re under is huge,” he said.

Since 2013, about half the 95 breeders in Tibet have gone under, according to the Tibetan Mastiff Association, and the once-flourishing Pure Breed Mastiff Fair in Chengdu, in the southwestern province of Sichuan, has been turned into a pet and aquarium expo.

News stories about mastiffs attacking people, some fatally, also dampened ardor for the breed. Although not inherently vicious, Tibetan mastiffs are loyal to a fault, increasing the likelihood of attacks on strangers, experts say.

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Good maybe i can get one now without paying 4 grand
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I imagine they would play hell on zombies.
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Tibetan mastiffs are nice-looking dogs. I suspect their thick fur would take a lot of grooming though. My (shorter-haired) Brazilian mastiff (fila brasiliero) goes around 160 pounds but requires far less maintenance.
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Tibetan mastiffs are nice-looking dogs. I suspect their thick fur would take a lot of grooming though. My (shorter-haired) Brazilian mastiff (fila brasiliero) goes around 160 pounds but requires far less maintenance.
not true unless you post pics.
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not true unless you post pics.


For size reference, this dog measures 39" around his rib cage, right behind his front legs.
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clearly you posted pictures of a bear there guess who.
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Can you put a quarter on his nose so we can get a true sense of scale?
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Cage match.

Your Tibetan Mastiff vs. my pet kitty...




That dog will never crap on my lawn again.

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Can you put a quarter on his nose so we can get a true sense of scale?
I kinda doubt that he'd sit still long enough to take a picture with anything on his nose. He's a very food-motivated dog and most likely would try to eat the quarter. The first pic I posted does have a pretty-uniformly sized object in it though -- look at the golf putter in comparison to the size of his feet.
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I kinda doubt that he'd sit still long enough to take a picture with anything on his nose. He's a very food-motivated dog and most likely would try to eat the quarter. The first pic I posted does have a pretty-uniformly sized object in it though -- look at the golf putter in comparison to the size of his feet.
He looks like someone took a black lab and Supersized it . Beautiful dog though.
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He looks like someone took a black lab and Supersized it . Beautiful dog though.
He saved us from Jehovah's Witnesses again yesterday -- saw them pull into our driveway (unnecessarily blocking in our car, which was kinda an a-hole move) and didn't want to hear their spiel, so we stayed inside but let him out. They didn't open the gate. Can't imagine why --
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