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Old 09-18-2015, 02:18 PM   #15176
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Old 09-18-2015, 02:46 PM   #15177
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LAKE FOREST, Ill. -- Chicago Bears wide receiver Alshon Jeffery, dealing with calf and hamstring injuries, experienced a setback and is questionable to play Sunday against the Arizona Cardinals.

Jeffery practiced without restrictions Wednesday and Thursday but missed practice on Friday with "hamstring tightness," according to head coach John Fox.
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Old 09-18-2015, 02:48 PM   #15178
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I don't see how he could pick up a remote much less a sack with that mangled 'hand'.

No way he's getting paid $19 million now....I'll pay him $19 to stuff that freakish appendage back in a sock or mitten.

I hope that's not his dominant dong stroking hand....
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Old 09-18-2015, 02:49 PM   #15179
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He's going to have to finger blast the ladies with his other hand from now on.
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Old 09-18-2015, 03:29 PM   #15180
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Maybe he'll realize it as a unique opportunity and market it that way.

"Ladies, ladies: Why settle for getting finger-blasted by any old Joe when you can get..... thing... blasted... with... this thing. I'm an NFL Superstar."
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Old 09-18-2015, 03:40 PM   #15181
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I don't see how he could pick up a remote much less a sack with that mangled 'hand'.

No way he's getting paid $19 million now....I'll pay him $19 to stuff that freakish appendage back in a sock or mitten.

I hope that's not his dominant dong stroking hand....
Is he left handed? Because he sure tweets a lot and if he is right handed then damn, how does he type?
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Old 09-18-2015, 03:56 PM   #15182
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Is he left handed? Because he sure tweets a lot and if he is right handed then damn, how does he type?
This is actually a really solid question.
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Old 09-18-2015, 04:40 PM   #15183
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Maybe he'll realize it as a unique opportunity and market it that way.

"Ladies, ladies: Why settle for getting finger-blasted by any old Joe when you can get..... thing... blasted... with... this thing. I'm an NFL Superstar."
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Old 09-18-2015, 04:47 PM   #15184
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Old 09-18-2015, 10:43 PM   #15185
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:24 AM   #15186
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Did anyone see Football Life about Christian Okoye? The thing that bothers him the most about his career is the Atwater hit. He says it never happened. He says he let up but it looked like Atwater hit him hard (he did). All the times he had run over this guy and now it's all people can talk about. Cracked me up.
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:51 AM   #15187
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This is what happens when you aren't allowed to play with black cats as a kid. You don't learn what explosives can do.
Do you actually think that's funny?
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Old 09-19-2015, 12:58 AM   #15188
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Where is the tape of that p***Y running over Atwater? NFL films has documentation of every game and play since like 1965. Post that video and then talk... the guy was a p***Y.
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Old 09-19-2015, 01:09 AM   #15189
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Did anyone see Football Life about Christian Okoye? The thing that bothers him the most about his career is the Atwater hit. He says it never happened. He says he let up but it looked like Atwater hit him hard (he did). All the times he had run over this guy and now it's all people can talk about. Cracked me up.
He never ran over Atwater. What a loser.
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Old 09-19-2015, 02:12 AM   #15190
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LAKE FOREST, Ill. -- Chicago Bears wide receiver Alshon Jeffery, dealing with calf and hamstring injuries, experienced a setback and is questionable to play Sunday against the Arizona Cardinals.

Jeffery practiced without restrictions Wednesday and Thursday but missed practice on Friday with "hamstring tightness," according to head coach John Fox.
Yeah man, **** this guy. I drafted him when it was "no big deal"

ugh.

**** you.

**** John Fox.
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Old 09-19-2015, 04:04 PM   #15191
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Where is the tape of that p***Y running over Atwater? NFL films has documentation of every game and play since like 1965. Post that video and then talk... the guy was a p***Y.
So you get turned into a b**** on the field but it didn't happen?
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Did anyone see Football Life about Christian Okoye? The thing that bothers him the most about his career is the Atwater hit. He says it never happened. He says he let up but it looked like Atwater hit him hard (he did). All the times he had run over this guy and now it's all people can talk about. Cracked me up.
yeah, that's complete BS by him. slow the youtube video down to 50% or 25% speed and you can see he's bracing himself for the hit just before impact because he squares his body. that's not the same thing as letting up. in fact, letting up there would have been a good way to get injured.

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Old 09-19-2015, 04:28 PM   #15193
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Did anyone see Football Life about Christian Okoye? The thing that bothers him the most about his career is the Atwater hit. He says it never happened. He says he let up but it looked like Atwater hit him hard (he did). All the times he had run over this guy and now it's all people can talk about. Cracked me up.
Yep I watched it last night.

Just think about the last 2 days kFc fans just had.

1st they got smashed in the mouth at home during a short week facing a team that has all sorts of OL and protection issues and who's offense has not been clicking all the way back to last year. They are now a game and a half behind the Broncos for the division and face having to come to Mile High later in the year.

Then they finally get a show dedicated to one of their flash in the pan players and it is dominated by the Atwater hit so the show about a Chef player is forever linked to Atwater owning him, which football fans remember anyway.

Typical kFc type move though, taking RB's 1st and 2nd in the draft and totally ignoring the QB position because they had a washed up QB bouncing around for one last check.

I liked Christian though, feel bad about him losing his kid(s?). It wasn't his fault a one dimensional player was hyped beyond his true ablility.
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Old 09-19-2015, 04:31 PM   #15194
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Yep I watched it last night.

Just think about the last 2 days kFc fans just had.

1st they got smashed in the mouth at home during a short week facing a team that has all sorts of OL and protection issues and who's offense has not been clicking all the way back to last year. They are now a game and a half behind the Broncos for the division and face having to come to Mile High later in the year.

Then they finally get a show dedicated to one of their flash in the pan players and it is dominated by the Atwater hit so the show about a Chef player is forever linked to Atwater owning him, which football fans remember anyway.

Typical kFc type move though, taking RB's 1st and 2nd in the draft and totally ignoring the QB position because they had a washed up QB bouncing around for one last check.

I liked Christian though, feel bad about him losing his kid(s?). It wasn't his fault a one dimensional player was hyped beyond his true ablility.
I kinda miss the "elephant back" era. Okoye, Ironhead, Bernstine, Butts, Leonard Russell, Barry Word, etc. I remember we even kinda tried with our blocking TE Reggie Johnson for a quick minute.
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Old 09-19-2015, 05:42 PM   #15195
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Did anyone see Football Life about Christian Okoye? The thing that bothers him the most about his career is the Atwater hit. He says it never happened. He says he let up but it looked like Atwater hit him hard (he did). All the times he had run over this guy and now it's all people can talk about. Cracked me up.
Yes I was amazed the guy led the league in rushing, yet had only 2 catches on the year. Worst hands in the history of the game.
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Old 09-19-2015, 05:47 PM   #15196
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Atwater smashed him, lol. He seems salty still.
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Report: RB Montee Ball close to signing with Colts

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Free-agent running back Montee Ball said he's signing with the Colts "some point soon," according to Will Peterson of Mile High Sports Magazine.

After the Broncos waived Ball on Sept. 6, the running back cleared waivers and since been a free agent.

Topics: Montee Ball, Rumor, Indianapolis Colts, NFL
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Old 09-20-2015, 11:41 AM   #15198
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Watching the Bills game.....they clearly shot their load on their first drive.

Patriots dominating their offense. Brady's cannon arm is on full display. Rifle shot to Gronk 36 yards in full stride.

I wish Peyton could throw like this guy.
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Free-agent running back Montee Ball said he's signing with the Colts "some point soon," according to Will Peterson of Mile High Sports Magazine.

After the Broncos waived Ball on Sept. 6, the running back cleared waivers and since been a free agent.

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Old 09-20-2015, 11:58 AM   #15200
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Watching the Bills game.....they clearly shot their load on their first drive.

Patriots dominating their offense. Brady's cannon arm is on full display. Rifle shot to Gronk 36 yards in full stride.

I wish Peyton could throw like this guy.
This little game of yours is getting really depressing. You probably should seek some help, dude.
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