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Old 08-26-2015, 07:40 PM   #14526
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I've gone to blows with KCStud a lot but he's far better than the new Chiefs dude who I had to put on ignore.
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Old 08-26-2015, 07:43 PM   #14527
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Russell Wilson credits water with his recovery from big hit

The Seattle Seahawks' improbable comeback in last season's NFC Championship Game was even more improbable considering the hit to the head quarterback Russell Wilson took in the second quarter.

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews' blindside block on Wilson looked bad enough to knock the quarterback out of the game. But, Wilson returned on the next series and led the Seahawks to an overtime victory. He didnít miss a practice leading up to the Super Bowl.

How'd he do it?

According to Wilson, it was the healing properties of a sports drink, one in which he invests. The story, presented without commentary, goes like this:

In a feature that appears in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, Wilson credits his recovery from that head injury to Reliant Recovery Water.

"I banged my head during the Packers game in the playoffs, and the next day I was fine," Wilson said in the story. "It was the water."

The story notes that Wilson, who is an investor in the product, mentioned an unnamed teammate whose knee injury healed "miraculously" thanks to the product.

Wilson's agent Mark Rodgers, who was present at the time of the conversation between Wilson and the story's author, pumped the breaks a bit by saying, "Well, we're not saying we have real medical proof."

But Wilson said he's a believer.

"I know it works," he said, according to the story. "Soon you're going to be able to order it straight from Amazon."
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Old 08-26-2015, 07:50 PM   #14528
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Possibly the most unprofessional handling short of telling the guy to GFY. I mean, first you give the guy who doesn't get the job that news in private. You don't speechify how you "have to be a professional" and be ready to play and handle this well crap. What a dick move frankly. It was really patronizing. The coach is an asshat. Just because these guys aren't Tom Brady or Peyton Manning or a top tier QB, doesn't mean you talk to them like they are in high school.

I'm already imaginging someone having this conversation with Manning, "Hey Peyton, you need to be a professional. You're 87 years old and the Orange Mane wants to see Brock play so go sit your butt on the bench and be professional and hold Brock's clip board and shine Siemian's helmet.. Now GTFO.
Meh... I didn't think it was too bad.
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Old 08-26-2015, 09:39 PM   #14529
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IK Enemkpali was catfished

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The situation started on Sept. 1, 2011 when Enemkpali started exchanging Facebook messages with a woman named "Missy Lee." After a series of messages, the woman offered to perform oral sex on Enemkpali, so he headed over to her house.

Enemkpali would later tell police that he felt "uneasy" about the situation because the woman wouldn't turn on the lights or take off a blanket she was wearing that covered her entire body.
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After taking time to think about it, Enemkpali left the house, but ended up returning later after talking with "Missy Lee" on the phone.

Once Enemkpali was back at the house, he entered the same room as "Missy Lee," but still couldn't see her because the lights were off. At some point, a cell phone rang, and that lit up the room enough for Enemkpali to see that "Missy Lee" had facial hair.
I guess we know what Geno said to get punched.
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Old 08-26-2015, 09:56 PM   #14530
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IK Enemkpali was catfished



Dafuq?



I guess we know what Geno said to get punched.
Now he won't be known as the dude who cold clocked geno, he'll be the dude that let a dude blow him.. What an idiot for not keeping his lips zipped.
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Old 08-26-2015, 10:00 PM   #14531
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'Catfish-type' incident, huh.

Terrible reporting.
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Old 08-26-2015, 10:04 PM   #14532
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Now he won't be known as the dude who cold clocked geno, he'll be the dude that let a dude blow him.. What an idiot for not keeping his lips zipped.
You say that like its a bad thing...
Lights off, enough alcohol and a close enough shave.....
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Old 08-26-2015, 10:07 PM   #14533
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'Catfish-type' incident, huh.

Terrible reporting.
It was a sort of catfish situation. Guy talks to girl online, girl offers oral rewards, guy accepts, girl hinds completely under blankets and darkness while fulfilling promise of oral rewards.

Of course my simple question is this. How the **** did you not feel the facial hair to begin with?
I would have never gone over there to begin with in the alleged scenario but once over there why would you allow "her" to hide completely and "service" you?
You don't know what the person might have. They could have been HIV positive with a ton of bloody mouth sores or hiding a razor under their tongue to slice off IK Jr.
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Old 08-26-2015, 10:11 PM   #14534
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You say that like its a bad thing...
Lights off, enough alcohol and a close enough shave.....
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Old 08-27-2015, 10:28 AM   #14535
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Russell Wilson, snake oil salesman. Huh, I didn't expect that...
Dude's got a divorce to pay for...

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Old 08-27-2015, 10:39 AM   #14536
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I'm trying to wrap my head around this Wilson thing.

Seems like a completely unnecessary way to torpedo your spotless image.
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Old 08-27-2015, 10:40 AM   #14537
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How long until the first customer reports a concussion? Should we maybe get in on that first?
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Old 08-27-2015, 10:59 AM   #14538
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I'm trying to wrap my head around this Wilson thing.

Seems like a completely unnecessary way to torpedo your spotless image.
you think all of his philandering while married to his first wife didn't already tarnish his spotless image?

EDIT: ^^^ oops! looks like i misremembered. apparently his wife was cheating on him with a teammate. i could swear i read that he was plowing his way through an army of coeds though. maybe that happened after he split from his wife.

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Old 08-27-2015, 11:07 AM   #14539
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IK Enemkpali was catfished



Dafuq?



I guess we know what Geno said to get punched.
I find this absolutely hilarious. Guys getting catfished is funny ****.
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Old 08-27-2015, 11:25 AM   #14540
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I'm trying to wrap my head around this Wilson thing.

Seems like a completely unnecessary way to torpedo your spotless image.
Dude has been coming off as kind of a flake as of late.
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Old 08-27-2015, 11:27 AM   #14541
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Old 08-27-2015, 11:56 AM   #14542
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Report: Several Washington offensive linemen dislike RG3 http://wp.me/p14QSB-9PQk



Racists! Cannot dislike RG3 without being a racist. Ask the Shanny family.
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Old 08-27-2015, 12:13 PM   #14543
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Old 08-27-2015, 12:15 PM   #14544
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yet again why i am glad I draft after this week of preseason.
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Old 08-27-2015, 12:26 PM   #14545
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you think all of his philandering while married to his first wife didn't already tarnish his spotless image?

EDIT: ^^^ oops! looks like i misremembered. apparently his wife was cheating on him with a teammate. i could swear i read that he was plowing his way through an army of coeds though. maybe that happened after he split from his wife.
I think you are remembering Kiffin and Bret B on the coeds thing.
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What was his name?
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It was a sort of catfish situation. Guy talks to girl online, girl offers oral rewards, guy accepts, girl hinds completely under blankets and darkness while fulfilling promise of oral rewards.

Of course my simple question is this. How the **** did you not feel the facial hair to begin with?
I would have never gone over there to begin with in the alleged scenario but once over there why would you allow "her" to hide completely and "service" you?
You don't know what the person might have. They could have been HIV positive with a ton of bloody mouth sores or hiding a razor under their tongue to slice off IK Jr.
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I feel bad for JJ Watt. The Patriot way bull**** put the Chiefs, Broncos and Browns at some of their lowest points in years, and now he has to endure it. Even the Falcons are ****ed with Pioli in town. The Patriot way is a plague that will destroy anything outside of New England.

The Texans are ****ed
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Like burning crosses while wearing a hood....... Terrorizing black folk in the South.....like hanging some black kid for whistling at a white gal....While burning a bus of college kids who just want to help people vote....

Yeah. Great Christian values like that.......

"Religion is the Opiate of the masses." Marx But we digress.........
Ignronace is bliss.Said group of racist you're talking about taught the Bible was not the word of "God" and they had the real teachings.The Klan taught "Racial Identity" everything is painted with a white brush...much like the black "Hebrew" nitwits.Jesus wasn't a Jew..all Jews should be killed...blacks are black because their skin was turned that way from coming out of hell(sounds like Mormon doctrine).Very little to do with what you read in a Christian Bible.

I'm not even Christian, but it's naive to group that hate cult into Biblical Christianity.Pick up a book sometimes..might learn a thing or two.
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