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Old 01-09-2006, 08:28 AM   #1
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I'm so tired of the disrespect this team is getting.

This morning, my wife asked me what time the game was this weekend. I told her that they played the Patriots this Saturday at 6 PM. She said, and I quote, "They play the Patriots? Oh."

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT CRAP? I wish you could have heard the way she said, "Oh." It was really the tone of it that got me. It was really offensive. AND THEN, she tried to act like nothing had happened. Just MOVED ON to another subject. But I knew! You're damn right I knew! She dissed us!

I hope Shanahan will use examples like this to get this team fired up. They are the most disrespected team in at least a decade - maybe even two decades!

"Oh." I can't believe that crap!
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:30 AM   #2
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I'm so tired of the disrespect this team is getting.

This morning, my wife asked me what time the game was this weekend. I told her that they played the Patriots this Saturday at 6 PM. She said, and I quote, "They play the Patriots? Oh."

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT CRAP? I wish you could have heard the way she said, "Oh." It was really the tone of it that got me. It was really offensive. AND THEN, she tried to act like nothing had happened. Just MOVED ON to another subject. But I knew! You're damn right I knew! She dissed us!

I hope Shanahan will use examples like this to get this team fired up. They are the most disrespected team in at least a decade - maybe even two decades!

"Oh." I can't believe that crap!
dont worry about it.just tell her she watches too much tv.alot of fictional stuff on tv.
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:32 AM   #3
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:33 AM   #4
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Dom you cant let her get away with that kind of crap. Your the king of your castle. She must be put in her place. I suggest with holding sex for a couple of months
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:33 AM   #5
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And it's only Monday.

This is gonna be a long week....I hope nobody has any actual work do do.
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:36 AM   #6
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dont worry about it.just tell her she watches too much tv.alot of fictional stuff on tv.
Well, it wasn't just that. I also had a run-in with my neighbor that has really pissed me off. I went out to put out the trash cans, and he is pulling out of his driveway. He waved at me as he passed, AND I COULD TOTALLY SEE THE DISRESPECT IN HIS EYES! All the way behind the car window and through a snow storm I could see it - IT WAS THAT OBVIOUS! It was like he was waving, but all the while saying, "The Broncos are going to lose this weekend." THAT BASTARD!

I'm mailing these incidents to the Broncos to use as bulletin board fodder.
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Well, it wasn't just that. I also had a run-in with my neighbor that has really pissed me off. I went out to put out the trash cans, and he is pulling out of his driveway. He waved at me as he passed, AND I COULD TOTALLY SEE THE DISRESPECT IN HIS EYES! All the way behind the car window and through a snow storm I could see it - IT WAS THAT OBVIOUS! It was like he was waving, but all the while saying, "The Broncos are going to lose this weekend." THAT BASTARD!

I'm mailing these incidents to the Broncos to use as bulletin board fodder.
Like I said in my first post you cant just take this kind of crap. I suggest you sleep with his wife
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:39 AM   #8
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:39 AM   #9
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Does she know a lot about football or was it just a comment based on national perception?
Is she a Bronco fan?
Would you say that you over-react in some cases?
Did she sleep with Tom Brady?

Seriously though, what's the big deal?
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:39 AM   #10
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Like I said in my first post you cant just take this kind of crap. I suggest you sleep with his wife
Withhold sex from mine and sleep with his? You. are. a. damn. genius.
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My TiVo also disrespected you last night. I record all NFL events and as I was instructing the TiVo to record a movie next Saturday it responded, "This selection conflicts with a previously scheduled recording but the Broncos will lose anyway."
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:43 AM   #12
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You know what's funny, my 10 yr old boy and I were talking about the games....and my six year old daughter piped in, "The Patriots will KILL the Donkeys, won't they Daddy?" Which elicited a "Well, Duh!" from my four year old daughter.

I've got them TRAINED, baby!
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that will just make it more sweet come sunday morning when we are 1 step from superbowl.we havent been given a chance all year long during the regular season .why should the playoffs be any different.they have just replaced the chuggers with the patsies.its no big deal or surprise.until denver wins 10 superbowls in a row we will never get any respect or media coverage.
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:44 AM   #14
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My boss totally disrespected me this morning. He said I'm spending too much time on the Mane. I tried to explain this is the biggest game of the year for the Broncos and if I don't spend this week arguing with Pats trolls, how can our team be expected to win? He says, "I don't think that anything you have to write on that board will have the least impact whatsover on the Broncos game." Imagine that!? Bastage!
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Does she know a lot about football or was it just a comment based on national perception?
Is she a Bronco fan?
Would you say that you over-react in some cases?
Did she sleep with Tom Brady?

Seriously though, what's the big deal?
I think she has been up watching the NFL Network while I sleep - studying a little, behind my back. Normally, she doesn't seem to pay much attention to football - but I have come to determine this to be nothing but a ruse - A DAMN RUSE!

Oh, I bet she has GREAT FUN getting together with her friends and laughing at the Broncos. "Oh, hee hee, ha ha - they are playing the Patriots. Hee hee, ha ha! THis morning, when my husband said they were playing the Patriots, you WON'T BELIEVE what I said! Get this! I said, 'Oh!'" *squeals of laughter*
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My boss totally disrespected me this morning. He said I'm spending too much time on the Mane. I tried to explain this is the biggest game of the year for the Broncos and if I don't spend this week arguing with Pats trolls, how can our team be expected to win? He says, "I don't think that anything you have to write on that board will have the least impact whatsover on the Broncos game." Imagine that!? Bastage!
Quit, dude! Do you want to tell me that won't send a message to that SOB? Just quit.
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Oh, I bet she has GREAT FUN getting together with her friends and laughing at the Broncos. "Oh, hee hee, ha ha - they are playing the Patriots. Hee hee, ha ha! THis morning, when my husband said they were playing the Patriots, you WON'T BELIEVE what I said! Get this! I said, 'Oh!'" *squeals of laughter*
What's your prenuptial look like?
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:50 AM   #19
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And it's only Monday.

This is gonna be a long week....I hope nobody has any actual work do do.

I have Thursday and Friday off....lol
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Old 01-09-2006, 08:50 AM   #20
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Withhold sex from mine and sleep with his? You. are. a. damn. genius.
Absolutely, it must be done. I insist that we all sleep with as many women as possible who even hint at it until they stop disrespecting the Broncos.
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My TiVo also disrespected you last night. I record all NFL events and as I was instructing the TiVo to record a movie next Saturday it responded, "This selection conflicts with a previously scheduled recording but the Broncos will lose anyway."
I don't have to take that from someone who has obviously sold his soul to the devil. Do you want to tell us what the deal was, Philly-boy? Believe us, we know there is one.

My guess is that it went something like this:

Phil, thinking to himself: "Damn, I have to spend less time on football messageboards and more time on productive stuff - like showering and bowel movements."

Suddenly, a voice is heard, as if from nowhere. "Phil! This is the father of darkness! I would like to discuss a deal for your soul!"

Within minutes of negotiating, you have a press pass and you're getting paid for something most of us consider a vice.

Bastard.
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Old 01-09-2006, 09:01 AM   #23
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Next time you and your wife head out for the night say, "Are you really going to wear that? Oh!"

Then grab some pillows and get comy on the couch. After we win the Super Bowl, have great make up sex. Try not to think of Jake when doing it though.

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Old 01-09-2006, 09:03 AM   #25
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