My wife totally disrespected us this morning! - The Orange Mane

DomCasual · 01-09-2006, 08:28 AM

I'm so tired of the disrespect this team is getting.

This morning, my wife asked me what time the game was this weekend. I told her that they played the Patriots this Saturday at 6 PM. She said, and I quote, "They play the Patriots? Oh."

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT CRAP? I wish you could have heard the way she said, "Oh." It was really the tone of it that got me. It was really offensive. AND THEN, she tried to act like nothing had happened. Just MOVED ON to another subject. But I knew! You're damn right I knew! She dissed us!

I hope Shanahan will use examples like this to get this team fired up. They are the most disrespected team in at least a decade - maybe even two decades!

"Oh." I can't believe that crap!

terry251973 · 01-09-2006, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

I'm so tired of the disrespect this team is getting.

This morning, my wife asked me what time the game was this weekend. I told her that they played the Patriots this Saturday at 6 PM. She said, and I quote, "They play the Patriots? Oh."

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT CRAP? I wish you could have heard the way she said, "Oh." It was really the tone of it that got me. It was really offensive. AND THEN, she tried to act like nothing had happened. Just MOVED ON to another subject. But I knew! You're damn right I knew! She dissed us!

I hope Shanahan will use examples like this to get this team fired up. They are the most disrespected team in at least a decade - maybe even two decades!

"Oh." I can't believe that crap!

dont worry about it.just tell her she watches too much tv.alot of fictional stuff on tv.

broncoblue · 01-09-2006, 08:32 AM

Dont Let It Worry The Lasts Words I Ever Heard From My Ex Wife Were I Hate You Im Divorcing You

Happy Dayz

Hotrod · 01-09-2006, 08:33 AM

Dom you cant let her get away with that kind of crap. Your the king of your castle. She must be put in her place. I suggest with holding sex for a couple of months

PatsWin2002 · 01-09-2006, 08:33 AM

And it's only Monday.

This is gonna be a long week....I hope nobody has any actual work do do.

DomCasual · 01-09-2006, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by terry251973

dont worry about it.just tell her she watches too much tv.alot of fictional stuff on tv.

Well, it wasn't just that. I also had a run-in with my neighbor that has really pissed me off. I went out to put out the trash cans, and he is pulling out of his driveway. He waved at me as he passed, AND I COULD TOTALLY SEE THE DISRESPECT IN HIS EYES! All the way behind the car window and through a snow storm I could see it - IT WAS THAT OBVIOUS! It was like he was waving, but all the while saying, "The Broncos are going to lose this weekend." THAT BASTARD!

I'm mailing these incidents to the Broncos to use as bulletin board fodder.

Hotrod · 01-09-2006, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

Well, it wasn't just that. I also had a run-in with my neighbor that has really pissed me off. I went out to put out the trash cans, and he is pulling out of his driveway. He waved at me as he passed, AND I COULD TOTALLY SEE THE DISRESPECT IN HIS EYES! All the way behind the car window and through a snow storm I could see it - IT WAS THAT OBVIOUS! It was like he was waving, but all the while saying, "The Broncos are going to lose this weekend." THAT BASTARD!

I'm mailing these incidents to the Broncos to use as bulletin board fodder.

Like I said in my first post you cant just take this kind of crap. I suggest you sleep with his wife

footstepsfrom#27 · 01-09-2006, 08:39 AM

Consider yourself lucky...my wife's a Crackboys fan...

Pat Bowlen · 01-09-2006, 08:39 AM

Does she know a lot about football or was it just a comment based on national perception?
Is she a Bronco fan?
Would you say that you over-react in some cases?
Did she sleep with Tom Brady?

Seriously though, what's the big deal?

DomCasual · 01-09-2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotrod

Like I said in my first post you cant just take this kind of crap. I suggest you sleep with his wife

Withhold sex from mine and sleep with his? You. are. a. damn. genius.

Phobia · 01-09-2006, 08:43 AM

My TiVo also disrespected you last night. I record all NFL events and as I was instructing the TiVo to record a movie next Saturday it responded, "This selection conflicts with a previously scheduled recording but the Broncos will lose anyway."

SDChiefsfan · 01-09-2006, 08:43 AM

You know what's funny, my 10 yr old boy and I were talking about the games....and my six year old daughter piped in, "The Patriots will KILL the Donkeys, won't they Daddy?" Which elicited a "Well, Duh!" from my four year old daughter.

I've got them TRAINED, baby!

terry251973 · 01-09-2006, 08:44 AM

that will just make it more sweet come sunday morning when we are 1 step from superbowl.we havent been given a chance all year long during the regular season .why should the playoffs be any different.they have just replaced the chuggers with the patsies.its no big deal or surprise.until denver wins 10 superbowls in a row we will never get any respect or media coverage.

Rohirrim · 01-09-2006, 08:44 AM

My boss totally disrespected me this morning. He said I'm spending too much time on the Mane. I tried to explain this is the biggest game of the year for the Broncos and if I don't spend this week arguing with Pats trolls, how can our team be expected to win? He says, "I don't think that anything you have to write on that board will have the least impact whatsover on the Broncos game." Imagine that!? Bastage!

DomCasual · 01-09-2006, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Pat Bowlen

Does she know a lot about football or was it just a comment based on national perception?
Is she a Bronco fan?
Would you say that you over-react in some cases?
Did she sleep with Tom Brady?

Seriously though, what's the big deal?

I think she has been up watching the NFL Network while I sleep - studying a little, behind my back. Normally, she doesn't seem to pay much attention to football - but I have come to determine this to be nothing but a ruse - A DAMN RUSE!

Oh, I bet she has GREAT FUN getting together with her friends and laughing at the Broncos. "Oh, hee hee, ha ha - they are playing the Patriots. Hee hee, ha ha! THis morning, when my husband said they were playing the Patriots, you WON'T BELIEVE what I said! Get this! I said, 'Oh!'" *squeals of laughter*

Bronx33 · 01-09-2006, 08:46 AM

Punish her!!!

DomCasual · 01-09-2006, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Rohirrim

My boss totally disrespected me this morning. He said I'm spending too much time on the Mane. I tried to explain this is the biggest game of the year for the Broncos and if I don't spend this week arguing with Pats trolls, how can our team be expected to win? He says, "I don't think that anything you have to write on that board will have the least impact whatsover on the Broncos game." Imagine that!? Bastage!

Quit, dude! Do you want to tell me that won't send a message to that SOB? Just quit.

Pat Bowlen · 01-09-2006, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

Oh, I bet she has GREAT FUN getting together with her friends and laughing at the Broncos. "Oh, hee hee, ha ha - they are playing the Patriots. Hee hee, ha ha! THis morning, when my husband said they were playing the Patriots, you WON'T BELIEVE what I said! Get this! I said, 'Oh!'" *squeals of laughter*

What's your prenuptial look like?

bfoflcommish · 01-09-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by PatsWin2002

And it's only Monday.

This is gonna be a long week....I hope nobody has any actual work do do.

I have Thursday and Friday off....lol

bendog · 01-09-2006, 08:50 AM

I bet even Kollette ditches Jake for Tom.

fontaine · 01-09-2006, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

Withhold sex from mine and sleep with his? You. are. a. damn. genius.

Absolutely, it must be done. I insist that we all sleep with as many women as possible who even hint at it until they stop disrespecting the Broncos.

DomCasual · 01-09-2006, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

My TiVo also disrespected you last night. I record all NFL events and as I was instructing the TiVo to record a movie next Saturday it responded, "This selection conflicts with a previously scheduled recording but the Broncos will lose anyway."

I don't have to take that from someone who has obviously sold his soul to the devil. Do you want to tell us what the deal was, Philly-boy? Believe us, we know there is one.

My guess is that it went something like this:

Phil, thinking to himself: "Damn, I have to spend less time on football messageboards and more time on productive stuff - like showering and bowel movements."

Suddenly, a voice is heard, as if from nowhere. "Phil! This is the father of darkness! I would like to discuss a deal for your soul!"

Within minutes of negotiating, you have a press pass and you're getting paid for something most of us consider a vice.

Bastard.

Broncomutt · 01-09-2006, 09:01 AM

Next time you and your wife head out for the night say, "Are you really going to wear that? Oh!"

Then grab some pillows and get comy on the couch. After we win the Super Bowl, have great make up sex. Try not to think of Jake when doing it though.

Keys to a healthy relationship.

Pat Bowlen · 01-09-2006, 09:03 AM

Define "healthy".

Billy Clyde Puckett · 01-09-2006, 09:03 AM

My wife disrespects me every morning, every afternoon and especially every night - get used to it.

01-09-2006, 08:28 AM	#1
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,167 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte	My wife totally disrespected us this morning! I'm so tired of the disrespect this team is getting. This morning, my wife asked me what time the game was this weekend. I told her that they played the Patriots this Saturday at 6 PM. She said, and I quote, "They play the Patriots? Oh." CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT CRAP? I wish you could have heard the way she said, "Oh." It was really the tone of it that got me. It was really offensive. AND THEN, she tried to act like nothing had happened. Just MOVED ON to another subject. But I knew! You're damn right I knew! She dissed us! I hope Shanahan will use examples like this to get this team fired up. They are the most disrespected team in at least a decade - maybe even two decades! "Oh." I can't believe that crap!

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01-09-2006, 08:32 AM	#3
broncoblue english not british!! Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: nr blackburn ,england Posts: 3,739	Dont Let It Worry The Lasts Words I Ever Heard From My Ex Wife Were I Hate You Im Divorcing You Happy Dayz

01-09-2006, 08:33 AM	#4
Hotrod Self Appointed Expert aka Dortoh Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 25,136 Adopt-a-Bronco: Miss I	Dom you cant let her get away with that kind of crap. Your the king of your castle. She must be put in her place. I suggest with holding sex for a couple of months

01-09-2006, 08:33 AM	#5
PatsWin2002 Giggity Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: South of Boston Posts: 6,270	And it's only Monday. This is gonna be a long week....I hope nobody has any actual work do do.

01-09-2006, 08:39 AM	#8
footstepsfrom#27 helmet to helmet hitter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Arlington, TX Posts: 16,117 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joe Mays	Consider yourself lucky...my wife's a Crackboys fan...

01-09-2006, 08:39 AM	#9
Pat Bowlen President/Chief Executive Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 2,691	Does she know a lot about football or was it just a comment based on national perception? Is she a Bronco fan? Would you say that you over-react in some cases? Did she sleep with Tom Brady? Seriously though, what's the big deal?

01-09-2006, 08:43 AM	#11
Phobia Token Chiefs Dork Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 542 Adopt-a-Bronco: Annabel Bowlen	My TiVo also disrespected you last night. I record all NFL events and as I was instructing the TiVo to record a movie next Saturday it responded, "This selection conflicts with a previously scheduled recording but the Broncos will lose anyway."

01-09-2006, 08:43 AM	#12
SDChiefsfan Pro Bowler RUN Defense: Get one, and GO directly to the SB! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: South Dakota Posts: 537	You know what's funny, my 10 yr old boy and I were talking about the games....and my six year old daughter piped in, "The Patriots will KILL the Donkeys, won't they Daddy?" Which elicited a "Well, Duh!" from my four year old daughter. I've got them TRAINED, baby!

01-09-2006, 08:44 AM	#13
terry251973 Ring of Famer Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,048	that will just make it more sweet come sunday morning when we are 1 step from superbowl.we havent been given a chance all year long during the regular season .why should the playoffs be any different.they have just replaced the chuggers with the patsies.its no big deal or surprise.until denver wins 10 superbowls in a row we will never get any respect or media coverage.

01-09-2006, 08:44 AM	#14
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,801	My boss totally disrespected me this morning. He said I'm spending too much time on the Mane. I tried to explain this is the biggest game of the year for the Broncos and if I don't spend this week arguing with Pats trolls, how can our team be expected to win? He says, "I don't think that anything you have to write on that board will have the least impact whatsover on the Broncos game." Imagine that!? Bastage!

01-09-2006, 08:46 AM	#16
Bronx33 lets go partner Rumpson Rocks Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lakewood,Colo Posts: 41,221 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	Punish her!!!

01-09-2006, 08:50 AM	#20
bendog Marginally Continent David Bowens, he'd be an upgrade Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Folsom Prison Posts: 19,935 Adopt-a-Bronco: David Bowens	I bet even Kollette ditches Jake for Tom.

01-09-2006, 09:01 AM	#23
Broncomutt Truth is.... Goliath never stood a chance. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Waxhaw, NC Posts: 1,092	Next time you and your wife head out for the night say, "Are you really going to wear that? Oh!" Then grab some pillows and get comy on the couch. After we win the Super Bowl, have great make up sex. Try not to think of Jake when doing it though. Keys to a healthy relationship.

01-09-2006, 09:03 AM	#24
Pat Bowlen President/Chief Executive Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 2,691	Define "healthy".

01-09-2006, 09:03 AM	#25
Billy Clyde Puckett Billy=Semi Tough Big Guy Looking down on KC, SD and Oakland Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: between 5,000 and 10,000 feet elevation Posts: 12,665 Adopt-a-Bronco: John Elway	My wife disrespects me every morning, every afternoon and especially every night - get used to it.