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Old 09-07-2005, 10:45 AM   #51
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Old 09-07-2005, 10:49 AM   #52
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Old 09-07-2005, 10:50 AM   #53
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:08 PM   #54
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:13 PM   #55
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Old 09-09-2005, 12:45 AM   #57
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Old 10-06-2005, 12:50 PM   #58
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How about the top 10 things you hear in Colorado.

10. Jake Plummer can clean my pipeth any time he wants.
9. He runs just like Barry Thanders
8. Kill all those vicioth dogth, they thcare me.
7. Get rid of all thoeth gunth, we don’t need another Colombine and they thcare me too.
6. I sure mith Elway he wath thoe thexthy.
5. Were the come on vacation leave on probation state.
4. Thoeth were not illegal blocks
3. I sure wish that my thithter would quit ****ing Chiefs fanth.
2. Where are we going to get new hookers for the recruitment program?

And finally the top thing you hear in Colorado.

1. I am sick of Kobe Bryants sloppy seconds why does he have to break in all our women.
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Old 10-06-2005, 12:57 PM   #59
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How about the top 10 things you hear in Colorado.

10. Jake Plummer can clean my pipeth any time he wants.
9. He runs just like Barry Thanders
8. Kill all those vicioth dogth, they thcare me.
7. Get rid of all thoeth gunth, we don’t need another Colombine and they thcare me too.
6. I sure mith Elway he wath thoe thexthy.
5. Were the come on vacation leave on probation state.
4. Thoeth were not illegal blocks
3. I sure wish that my thithter would quit ****ing Chiefs fanth.
2. Where are we going to get new hookers for the recruitment program?

And finally the top thing you hear in Colorado.

1. I am sick of Kobe Bryants sloppy seconds why does he have to break in all our women.
What's with all the "th"s? It would be easier for you to speak if you took Vermeil's **** out of your mouth.
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Old 10-06-2005, 01:01 PM   #60
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What's with all the "th"s? It would be easier for you to speak if you took Vermeil's **** out of your mouth.
Come on you know that turns you on.
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Old 10-06-2005, 01:10 PM   #61
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Old 10-06-2005, 01:12 PM   #62
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Old 10-06-2005, 01:27 PM   #63
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Come on you know that turns you on.
Whatever you say suckinforeskin.
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Old 10-06-2005, 01:30 PM   #64
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Old 10-06-2005, 01:32 PM   #65
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Old 10-06-2005, 01:47 PM   #66
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"Daddy, you usually don't break into your third twelve pack of Milwaukee's Best until at least noon!"

Come on you know the Kobe line was classic.
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:02 PM   #67
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Come on you know the Kobe line was classic.
I have a feeling that you are making an assumption here, and an incorrect assumption at that. Correct me if I am wrong, but the fact that you replied to my post makes me believe that you think I was referring to you in my post.

You see, if I was referring to you, the quote would have gone something like this ...

10 year old boy pleading - "BIG DADDY, can't we wait til we get home to play hide the salami?

Does that clear things up for you? Damn jokes just aren't as funny when you have to explain them.
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:09 PM   #68
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Damn jokes just aren't as funny when you have to explain them.
Maybe it would help if hired someone to hold up the laugh sign.
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:11 PM   #69
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Maybe it would help if hired someone to hold up the laugh sign.
If it would get you off unemployment we will consider it.
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:20 PM   #70
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Maybe it would help if hired someone to hold up the laugh sign.
I personally thought it was hilarious. Rep, Sean.

Another thing you won't hear at Narrowhead; "Of course I'm heterosexual."

Something you will hear in Narrowhead;(from a 10 year old boy) "Big Daddy, at least the priest gave me a pepsi and some cheetos after doing that."
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:29 PM   #71
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Congratulations on the new job Ed.
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:34 PM   #72
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Congratulations on the new job Ed.
At least I have one, unlike someone I know Al.
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:36 PM   #73
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:37 PM   #74
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Old 10-06-2005, 02:37 PM   #75
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