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Old 09-02-2005, 04:08 PM   #26
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A touching letter from Chief fan to his mother ...... Very touching ........


Dear Mull,

I am rightin' this here letter slow as I know ya cain't read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I took the house numbers with us so we don't have to do one of them there address changes. I got me a good job here. I finally got to be a pilot. I work for Daniel's Tree Service. They cut the wood and I pilot. Things here are about the same.

We took Grandma to the doctor so she could get Grandpa some of them Viagra pills. She slipped them into his coffee so he wouldn't know. He went crazy. He grabbed her and ripped her clothes off right there in front of all us. He throwed everything off the table and kept taking her over and over again. Grandma said the sex was great but she is upset that the people at McDonalds said we couldn't come back no more.

I went whorse back riddin' the other day. I'm lucky to be alive. That whorse took off and I almost fell off. I was hangin' on for my life and screamin' my head off. I don't know what I'd done if that manager from K-Mart hadn't come out and unplugged it.

Right back soon and remember we love ya. XXXXXXXXX

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Old 09-02-2005, 04:11 PM   #27
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A touching letter from Chief fan to his mother ...... Very touching ........


Dear Mull,

I am rightin' this here letter slow as I know ya cain't read fast. Me and my wife and the kids and 6 dogs went and moved last week. I took the house numbers with us so we don't have to do one of them there address changes. I got me a good job here. I finally got to be a pilot. I work for Daniel's Tree Service. They cut the wood and I pilot. Things here are about the same.

We took Grandma to the doctor so she could get Grandpa some of them Viagra pills. She slipped them into his coffee so he wouldn't know. He went crazy. He grabbed her and ripped her clothes off right there in front of all us. He throwed everything off the table and kept taking her over and over again. Grandma said the sex was great but she is upset that the people at McDonalds said we couldn't come back no more.

I went whorse back riddin' the other day. I'm lucky to be alive. That whorse took off and I almost fell off. I was hangin' on for my life and screamin' my head off. I don't know what I'd done if that manager from K-Mart hadn't come out and unplugged it.

Right back soon and remember we love ya. XXXXXXXXX

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Old 09-02-2005, 04:14 PM   #28
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Old 09-02-2005, 04:20 PM   #29
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# It looks like this run by Dante Hall is going to be called back because of a clipping penalty.
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Old 09-02-2005, 04:25 PM   #30
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Old 09-02-2005, 04:27 PM   #31
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:18 PM   #32
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"Who do we play in the NEXT round?"
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:34 PM   #33
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Our defense played great today
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:49 PM   #34
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# and the interior run defense of the Chiefs turns back the ballcarrier again. They have been like a stone wall today.
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:57 PM   #35
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Old 09-02-2005, 07:43 PM   #36
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You better remove those tires off the roof because that won't help you from losing your house.


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Old 09-02-2005, 07:48 PM   #37
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Old 09-02-2005, 07:49 PM   #38
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A couple more,

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#Man you have some white teeth.
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Old 09-02-2005, 07:50 PM   #39
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Atlas feels this should be moved to another part of the board. Just throwing that out there.
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:27 PM   #40
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Old 09-03-2005, 12:41 AM   #43
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# I find that the green stripe really helps keep the odor under control.
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Old 09-03-2005, 01:05 AM   #44
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:09 AM   #45
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:47 AM   #46
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OMG WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!

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Old 09-07-2005, 09:54 AM   #47
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:54 AM   #48
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:57 AM   #49
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Whadaya mean beer ain't a proper breakfast.....
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Old 09-07-2005, 09:58 AM   #50
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It's time ta shampoo that carpet......
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