Words you wont hear in Narrowhead stadium - The Orange Mane

Spider · 09-02-2005, 12:58 PM

# I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
# Duct tape won't fix that.
# Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
# Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
# We don't keep firearms in this house.
# Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
# You can't feed that to the dog.
# I thought Graceland was tacky.
# No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
# Wrestling's fake.
# Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
# We're vegetarians.
# Do you think my gut is too big?
# I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
# Honey, we don't need another dog.
# Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
# Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
# Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
# Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
# I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
# Checkmate.
# She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
# Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
# Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
# I don't have a favorite college team.
# Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
# You ALL.
# Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
# Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

CBF1 · 09-02-2005, 01:00 PM

Same thing for charger fan

westcliffe · 09-02-2005, 01:03 PM

And Raider fans

Spider · 09-02-2005, 01:04 PM

10 chief fans rules
1. Dinner can always be found on the side of the road.
2. Their belt buckles are considered valid I.D.!
3. With a little corn and water they can distill enough moonshine to quench any dry town!
4. They can spit with absolute accuracy.
5. Nothing compares to the luxury and freedom of a mobile home.
6. Bluejeans and a flannel are always considered formal.
7. At least that rusty Pick-up's bought and paid for.
8. A mayonnaise jar doubles as a handy thermos.
9. A baseball cap is considered a fine substitute for combing your hair.
10. Tractor pulls and auto races serve as a fine meeting place for family reunions

Snakebit · 09-02-2005, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by §Pide®

# I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
# Duct tape won't fix that.
# Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
# Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
# We don't keep firearms in this house.
# Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
# You can't feed that to the dog.
# I thought Graceland was tacky.
# No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
# Wrestling's fake.
# Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
# We're vegetarians.
# Do you think my gut is too big?
# I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
# Honey, we don't need another dog.
# Who gives a crap who won the Civil War?
# Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
# Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
# Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
# I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
# Checkmate.
# She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
# Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
# Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
# I don't have a favorite college team.
# Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
# You ALL.
# Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
# Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

A couple more,

#Your mullet is getting too long bro.
#Man you have some white teeth.

BRONCCRUSHFAN · 09-02-2005, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snakebit

A couple more,

#Your mullet is getting too long bro.
#Man you have some white teeth.

More like "Man you still have your teeth."

broncosteven · 09-02-2005, 01:20 PM

How about adding "Superbowl XL Champions, Kansas City Chiefs" to the list

BRONCCRUSHFAN · 09-02-2005, 01:27 PM

You mean you actually use Listerine for something else, besides making alcohol?

I find Crest keeps my teeth white and cavity free.

With the cost of gasoline, maybe driving the Camaro is not the best thing right now.

Snakebit · 09-02-2005, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRONCCRUSHFAN

You mean you actually use Listerine for something else, besides making alcohol?

I find Crest keeps my teeth white and cavity free.

With the cost of gasoline, maybe driving the Camaro is not the best thing right now.

orange 4 life · 09-02-2005, 01:32 PM

classic stuff spidey!!

Rocket 7 · 09-02-2005, 01:35 PM

The tires on my truck are too big

Who's Richard Petty?

Cappuccino tastes better than expresso

Bronco LB 59 · 09-02-2005, 02:10 PM

"You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"

Billy Clyde Puckett · 09-02-2005, 02:12 PM

How about "Nice tackle Jr. (Savaii)"

BRONCCRUSHFAN · 09-02-2005, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bronco LB 52

"You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"

To go along with "Dude, she's only 11 years old."

TheManeMan · 09-02-2005, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bronco LB 52

"You're a sick ****, you want to bone your cousin?"

Taco John · 09-02-2005, 02:51 PM

# I like to get a really good lather going in the shower.

Hotrod · 09-02-2005, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BRONCCRUSHFAN

You mean you actually use Listerine for something else, besides making alcohol?

I find Crest keeps my tooth white and cavity free.

With the cost of gasoline, maybe driving the Camaro is not the best thing right now.

Fixed that one for ya

Mile High Shack · 09-02-2005, 02:56 PM

I find that Ranch Dressing doesn't go with my usual dinner

Spider · 09-02-2005, 02:58 PM

We dont have Portfolios , but we do have a Kick ass Franklin mint Plate collection ....

Bronx33 · 09-02-2005, 02:58 PM

Ummmm Ya? you got any Toothpaste .....

Hotrod · 09-02-2005, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by §Pide®

We dont have Portfolios , but we do have a Kick ass Franklin mint Plate collection ....

Not only a retirement plan but it doubles as fine china incase the President comes for dinner

Spider · 09-02-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotrod

Not only a retirement plan but it doubles as fine china incase the President comes for dinner

. here Mr President you can have the Joe Montana Plate and the Elvis fork ......

Hotrod · 09-02-2005, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by §Pide®

. here Mr President you can have the Joe Montana Plate and the Elvis fork ......

Only six more payment and those suckers are mine

Spider · 09-02-2005, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hotrod

Only six more payment and those suckers are mine

Hotrod · 09-02-2005, 03:07 PM

# hey waiter supersize the ladys frys its her birthday

09-02-2005, 12:58 PM	#1
Spider Mr Diplomacy I survived Tebow Mania at the Mane Join Date: May 2001 Location: Elway was just an arm =MacGruder Posts: 84,438 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Words you wont hear in Narrowhead stadium # I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. # Duct tape won't fix that. # Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan. # Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. # We don't keep firearms in this house. # Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer? # You can't feed that to the dog. # I thought Graceland was tacky. # No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. # Wrestling's fake. # Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? # We're vegetarians. # Do you think my gut is too big? # I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. # Honey, we don't need another dog. # Who gives a crap who won the Civil War? # Give me the small bag of pork rinds. # Too many deer heads detract from the decor. # Spittin' is such a nasty habit. # I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. # Checkmate. # She's too young to be wearing a bikini. # Does the salad bar have bean sprouts? # Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. # I don't have a favorite college team. # Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side. # You ALL. # Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla. # Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin' tonight.

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