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Old 06-16-2005, 01:48 AM   #1
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I think my last attempt didn't work...I am really wasted. Everyone tell me your best reason why women suck.
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Old 06-16-2005, 01:50 AM   #2
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because they can
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Heh...wheee....

I better not.
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Has long has they don't bite.
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Old 06-16-2005, 01:53 AM   #5
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I think my last attempt didn't work...I am really wasted. Everyone tell me your best reason why women suck.
ooooh the vast potential of this thread
Ring of fame material for sure!

More importantly than that, lets break bread with Mr. Trout and find out what is in his rum soaked skull tonight

Women suck because, they are money grubbing, remote control stealing, nagging, romance filled, oversensitive, windbags. Or at least that is what I thought before I was forced into marriage and was informed by the wife that I could no longer think for myself. Mongo like candy.

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Old 06-16-2005, 01:55 AM   #6
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I'm liking the action on this thread...I think I screwed too many chicks over in the past couple years and it is coming back to haunt me big time.
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Old 06-16-2005, 01:56 AM   #7
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because they can

they can and its wonderful...but I am talking negative aspects.
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Old 06-16-2005, 01:56 AM   #8
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because they drive you nuts when they're around, and they drive you nuts when they aren't. No matter what, you're going nuts, so enjoy the drive.
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ooooh the vast potential of this thread
Ring of fame material for sure!

More importantly than that, lets break bread with Mr. Trout and find out what is in his rum soaked skull tonight

Women suck because, they are money grubbing, remote control stealing, nagging, romance filled, oversensitive, windbags. Or at least that is what I thought before I was forced into marriage and was informed by the wife that I could no longer think for myself. Mongo like candy.

(Steps away from the forum gently before the wife reads it)
When I saw this thread I thought of PEZMAN right away.
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Old 06-16-2005, 02:02 AM   #10
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When I saw this thread I thought of PEZMAN right away.
If only you knew

The Pezwife is sure to read this come morning so I am toast in T-minus 5 hours

Oh well...anyone interested in an overweight 30 year old gamer who likes death metal, beer bongs, fantasy football and cold pizza? If so, contact me at Mongo@IaintGettingAnyforTheRestOfMyMarriedLife.com
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If only you knew

The Pezwife is sure to read this come morning so I am toast in T-minus 5 hours

Oh well...anyone interested in an overweight 30 year old gamer who likes death metal, beer bongs, fantasy football and cold pizza? If so, contact me at Mongo@IaintGettingAnyforTheRestOfMyMarriedLife.com

You would fit in perfect in my frat...I bet you would be a good pledge. Ah, we could get you a senior citizens active membership...jk
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Because Cobra Command says so!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-16-2005, 02:14 AM   #13
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you got it buddy..screw the GI Joes they always win
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If a woman tells me their hero is Susan B Anthony and are a member of NOW. I would be cool with that. If she says her hero is Lorena Bobbit........LATERS
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they can and its wonderful...but I am talking negative aspects.
I have this sneaking suspiscion we might be spending many a sleepless night together...
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If a woman tells me their hero is Susan B Anthony and are a member of NOW. I would be cool with that. If she says her hero is Lorena Bobbit........LATERS
You married?...
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I have this sneaking suspiscion we might be spending many a sleepless night together...

I'm up for it...
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You married?...
No, still a bachelor. Why? Did laters give me away?
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Sure, why not...
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No, still a bachelor. Why?
A farter smeller than I had you pegged for...
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A farter smeller than I had you pegged for...
Could you please repeat that in ENGLISH than I'll give you an answer?
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Could you please repeat that in ENGLISH than I'll give you an answer?
Smart'er feller...
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Smart'er feller...
Well I ain't married but probably because I meet too many "LORENA'S" lately.
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Well I ain't married but probably because I meet too many "LORENA'S" lately.
Ok, throw me yer' best "my bidge was TWISTED!" story....

I promise I got it beat....
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Ok, throw me yer' best "my bidge was TWISTED!" story....

I promise I got it beat....
I don't think I have one that beats you. Have a beer my Barvarian friend. This ain't a contest. CHEERS
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