Originally Posted by Old Dude
I met her in one of the cars on the Ferris Wheel at the Chicago World Fair in 1893. Back then, we didn't call it a Ferris Wheel. It was just Ferris's Wheel, because it was the first one invented.
We shared a new confection called "Crackerjacks."
Then, she threw up all over me and it was love at first sight.
You're such a goofball, OD.