Arrest warrant issued for TJ Ward

[SouthStndJunkie]

Originally Posted by baja

Dude..... I gaged

Excellent....that's the reaction I was shooting for.

[strafen]

Originally Posted by Mogulseeker

I just dont understand why players just avoid the nightclub scene alltogether until after they retire.

This kinda **** can cost you millions of dollars.

I think the whole thing is being blown out of proportion...
At worst this is a misdemeanor offense. I know it doesn't take away from the action that took place, I get that, what I'm saying, -and this according to what I've learned in the news today- that is not a serious crime, this is just another case of sensacionalism by the media, like sharks reacting on blood

We don't know important details of what really took place, we don't know if he was the target or the aggressor...
Whatever the case may be, the whole thing it's overblown...

[mennonite]

Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

I guess that's better than seeing one that looks like an Arby's Beef and Cheddar with extra Arby's Sauce.

Oddly enough, comparing their food to a diseased vagina actually makes Arby's food sound more appetizing than it actually is.

[BroncoMan4ever]

Originally Posted by baja

Type in the sang for the 'N" word and you get ****as

Ninjas?

[baja]

Originally Posted by mennonite

Oddly enough, comparing their food to a diseased vagina actually makes Arby's food sound more appetizing than it actually is.

Damn! Would you like a cup of pus with that?

[BroncoMan4ever]

Originally Posted by randerson1184

I've seen several that look a bit like roast beef.



Super similar to the above picture in fact.

I think you need to up the quality of women you're tagging.

[baja]

Originally Posted by BroncoMan4ever

I think you need to up the quality of women you're tagging.

Well one gift this thread gave me I will never be able to eat a shaved roast beef sandwich w/ special sauce again.

[UltimateHoboW/Shotgun]

Originally Posted by BroncoMan4ever

I think you need to up the quality of women you're tagging.

What does having beefy curtains have to do with the quality of a woman? Beefy curtains is determined by genes not the amount of sex she has dude.

[SouthStndJunkie]

Originally Posted by UltimateHoboW/Shotgun

What does having beefy curtains have to do with the quality of a woman? Beefy curtains is determined by genes not the amount of sex she has dude.

Is that an actual scientific fact....or simply a working hypothesis of yours?

That would make a nice thesis research study for someone in the medical field.

"Beefy Curtains: Nature or Nurture?"

[Hulamau]

Originally Posted by Shananahan

I'm interested in seeing your list of 'grown men things'.

By Grown men things he must mean:

1. Put yourself in stupid arse risky situations just begging for a fight that could easily put at risk large chunks of playing time and even the fortunes of your teams season, if you are a key player, due to suspension or getting injured in a dumb arse bar fight.

2. Slapping around and cold cockin' your HO of a girlfriend or wife .. any female companion ... because , 'you know man, she was asking for it!'

3. Doping up with banned PEDs or stoner drugs in between expected piss tests, because .. 'you know man, I just need to get high and no one gonna tell me what to do, I'm a stud NFL player."

4. Driving Drunk at high speed (or any speed) because.. 'you know man, I bought a fast new car and everyone else does it, why cant I?'

etc etc those kind or real 'manly ' pastimes ...

[SouthStndJunkie]

It could be a combination of both nature and nurture.

We need to find two identical female twins...one who has led a relatively modest sexual lifestyle or possibly has abstained from sex completely. The other female twins needs to have led a very promiscuous and active sex life, whose vagina has been used and abused for a couple of decades.

I'm no scientist, but I would think the promiscuous one would have bigger beef curtains.

My somewhat scientific study of Hustler Magazine's "Beaver Hunt" in my youth seemed to recall a higher percentage/ratio of beef curtains in females that appeared in pictures that were taken in what appeared to be trailer parks/trailers (see wood trailer paneling, dream catchers, beer koozies, and floor bed mattresses).

[baja]

Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

It could be a combination of both nature and nurture.

We need to find two identical female twins...one who has led a relatively modest sexual lifestyle or possibly has abstained from sex completely. The other female twins needs to have led a very promiscuous and active sex life, whose vagina has been used and abused for a couple of decades.

I'm no scientist, but I would think the promiscuous one would have bigger beef curtains.

My somewhat scientific study of Hustler Magazine's "Beaver Hunt" in my youth seemed to recall a higher percentage/ratio of beef curtains in females that appeared in pictures that were taken in what appeared to be trailer parks/trailers (see wood trailer paneling, dream catchers, beer koozies, and floor bed mattresses).

Why don't you just go ahead and say it..... A Chiefs fan

[Hulamau]

Originally Posted by strafen

I think the whole thing is being blown out of proportion...
At worst this is a misdemeanor offense. I know it doesn't take away from the action that took place, I get that, what I'm saying, -and this according to what I've learned in the news today- that is not a serious crime, this is just another case of sensacionalism by the media, like sharks reacting on blood

We don't know important details of what really took place, we don't know if he was the target or the aggressor...
Whatever the case may be, the whole thing it's overblown...

Strafen, I fully understand your point and am glad if it turns out to be the case here, perhaps it seems unfair to demand real responsibility out of a guy barely old enough to shave, but the NFL is hardly the ordinary career path either with dramatically more coin involved, not to mention the fortunes of a whole team and region resting so tentatively on these kids shoulders.

I am suggesting that with the common rash of these kind of incidences going on in the NFL, whatever tactic the league and team FO and coaches have been taking to wake these guys up and get them more or less tow the line and recognize an idiot move before doing one, hasn't worked.

We need to get the message across somehow so that this doesn't become an annual or more kind of thing in Broncoland, nor the rest of the NFL for that matter.

Lets just hope TJ didn't screw the pooch here and its a minor no suspension offense at worst case.

[SouthStndJunkie]

Anyone care to vote on this:

"Beefy Curtains: Nature or Nurture?"

Three choices:

1: Nature (genetic predispositions)

2: Nurture (life experiences)

3: A combination of nature and nurture

Dr. Broncostein....you've been through medical school and have seen your share of vaginas in the emergency room, I'd like your professional opinion on this matter.

[SouthStndJunkie]

Originally Posted by baja

Why don't you just go ahead and say it..... A Chiefs fan

I neglected to mention the state fair won Jack Daniels mirror and Kansas City Chief pennant on the wall of the trailer, but I was afraid that would have introduced bias into this scientific study.

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by Gutless Drunk

Montrose gonna get to the "bottom" of this-

I am inside, with more reporting on the TJ Ward incident, next on @1023ESPN #Broncos pic.twitter.com/tomeVKJtg9

— Raj Sharan (@Raj_Sharan) May 22, 2014

I'm at the scene of the TJ Ward incident with a hard hitting report coming up next on @ESPN LockerRoom! #Broncos pic.twitter.com/hXjedGWfX5

— Raj Sharan (@Raj_Sharan) May 22, 2014

So much win in that 2nd pic. Naked Carnival, a pot dispensary, and a dog wash with snacks and treats. I wonder if the dog wash is for the dancers and the snacks and treats are for the potheads?

[SouthStndJunkie]

Anyone remember the Jodi Arias murder trial?

She looked kind of cute in some of her pictures with clothes on.

Google "Jodi Arias Nude" and you'll see some serious beef curtains and a butthole that looks like the Eisenhower Tunnel.

No wonder she murdered her husband....he abused those poor orifices.

That would have been a better defense than the story she concocted.

The thread has been derailed....sorry if this topic has offended any of our fine female members of the Orange Mane.

[baja]

Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

I neglected to mention the state fair won Jack Daniels mirror and Kansas City Chief pennant on the wall of the trailer, but I was afraid that would have introduced bias into this scientific study.

Not to mention unintentionally getting Bob's rocks off

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

Anyone remember the Jodi Arias murder trial?

She looked kind of cute in some of her pictures with clothes on.

Google "Jodi Arias Nude" and you'll see some serious beef curtains and a butthole that looks like the Eisenhower Tunnel.

No wonder she murdered her husband....he abused those poor orifices.

That would have been a better defense than the story she concocted.

The thread has been derailed....sorry if this topic has offended any of our fine female members of the Orange Mane.

Oh please, you are not sorry at all. If ya'll thought it mattered people would've stopped responding. It wasn't exactly offensive to me personally only because it's not the first time I've seen a thread derailed by this same discussion or something very similar. I've also seen threads derailed by real vs fake boobs, small vs big boobs, leg men vs boob men, are leg men lying and really boob men but won't admit it, etc etc. Hell there was even a whole thread about enjoying womanly parts down under (no, not in Australia).

For the record, no hair is creepy in my opinion as women post pubescent have hair, zero hair indicates a lack of passing puberty, thus a child so I figure dudes who like zero completely smooth vagina probably have some issues. Besides which there are reasons for hair being there biologically so some should be there. Having said that, for hygene and other reasons, a nice waxing with a trimmed landing strip seems best and also some waxing on the backside is generally good. Also do note we do not enjoy the smell of your man hair or the taste of it so we appreciate our men shaved as well. If I had my way you b****es would shave your stinky ass armpits too. So gross.

[baja]

Originally Posted by Miss I.

Oh please, you are not sorry at all. If ya'll thought it mattered people would've stopped responding. It wasn't exactly offensive to me personally only because it's not the first time I've seen a thread derailed by this same discussion or something very similar. I've also seen threads derailed by real vs fake boobs, small vs big boobs, leg men vs boob men, are leg men lying and really boob men but won't admit it, etc etc. Hell there was even a whole thread about enjoying womanly parts down under (no, not in Australia).

For the record, no hair is creepy in my opinion as women post pubescent have hair, zero hair indicates a lack of passing puberty, thus a child so I figure dudes who like zero completely smooth vagina probably have some issues. Besides which there are reasons for hair being there biologically so some should be there. Having said that, for hygene and other reasons, a nice waxing with a trimmed landing strip seems best and also some waxing on the backside is generally good. Also do note we do not enjoy the smell of your man hair or the taste of it so we appreciate our men shaved as well. If I had my way you b****es would shave your stinky ass armpits too. So gross.

never thought about that.

[mennonite]

Originally Posted by Miss I.

Also do note we do not enjoy the smell of your man hair or the taste of it so we appreciate our men shaved as well. If I had my way you b****es would shave your stinky ass armpits too. So gross.

The OM is no place for your sexist comments. This is a football forum. Please try to stay on topic.

[BroncoMan4ever]

Originally Posted by mennonite

The OM is no place for your sexist comments. This is a football forum. Please try to stay on topic.

yeah! beef curtains or boobs!

[BroncoMan4ever]

Originally Posted by baja

Why don't you just go ahead and say it..... A Chiefs fan

I just spit beer all over my damn screen.

[Miss I.]

Originally Posted by mennonite

The OM is no place for your sexist comments. This is a football forum. Please try to stay on topic.

I duly apologize. TJ Ward needs to stay away from strip clubs and join a football convent where all they do is study the good play book, eat healthy, work out and listen to Peyton preach. Also he needs to shave his pits because he might get caught up in the hair and trip and fall into a stripclub.

[SouthStndJunkie]

Originally Posted by Miss I.

Oh please, you are not sorry at all. If ya'll thought it mattered people would've stopped responding. It wasn't exactly offensive to me personally only because it's not the first time I've seen a thread derailed by this same discussion or something very similar. I've also seen threads derailed by real vs fake boobs, small vs big boobs, leg men vs boob men, are leg men lying and really boob men but won't admit it, etc etc. Hell there was even a whole thread about enjoying womanly parts down under (no, not in Australia).

For the record, no hair is creepy in my opinion as women post pubescent have hair, zero hair indicates a lack of passing puberty, thus a child so I figure dudes who like zero completely smooth vagina probably have some issues. Besides which there are reasons for hair being there biologically so some should be there. Having said that, for hygene and other reasons, a nice waxing with a trimmed landing strip seems best and also some waxing on the backside is generally good. Also do note we do not enjoy the smell of your man hair or the taste of it so we appreciate our men shaved as well. If I had my way you b****es would shave your stinky ass armpits too. So gross.

You're right, I'm not sorry....I love discussions like this.

As for your questions....real boobs, hate fake ones. I'm also a boob man, I like my women with some curves. Completely shaved isn't my thing, I like the hedges to be trimmed/decent landing strip. Some guys like the completely shaved look, but it looks too much like a little girl to me.