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Old 05-22-2014, 05:57 PM   #101
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I thought you can't have booze at all in a bar that shows vagina.
you can't. I haven't been to pts in about 10 years but there used to be a 21 and up section with booze but no wizard sleeves.
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I thought you can't have booze at all in a bar that shows vagina.
I like the fact that our nations leaders spend time coming up with laws like that. I would love to hear the spirited debates that took place when they were discussing the issue.
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Old 05-22-2014, 06:02 PM   #103
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I thought you can't have booze at all in a bar that shows vagina.
I think every state is different. Sometimes it is no booze or the bar can't sell you booze but you can BYOB. I don't know what Colorado is.
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Old 05-22-2014, 06:04 PM   #104
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I'm pretty sure my own personal hell would be a non-alcohol all nude strip joint. Holy f--k balls that sounds awful.
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Old 05-22-2014, 06:04 PM   #105
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I am old enough to remember going to all nude Shotgun Willies and drinking. Yeah, the good old days... Then off to "Time out tubbery" afterwards with the talent.
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Old 05-22-2014, 06:04 PM   #106
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I like the fact that our nations leaders spend time coming up with laws like that. I would love to hear the spirited debates that took place when they were discussing the issue.
I believe that is on your State leaders. I think it varies state to state. Not an expert on the subject but if you guys really need to know I guess I can take one for the team.
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I think every state is different. Sometimes it is no booze or the bar can't sell you booze but you can BYOB. I don't know what Colorado is.
Tennessee is BYOB full nude. Colorado I believe full nude no booze.

I'm sure the intent is safety. Although in Ontario it's full booze full nude, and if a guy gets out of control, 15 bouncers come over post haste and drag him out. You have to be a ****head to pull any crap at a strip club.
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I'm pretty sure my own personal hell would be a non-alcohol all nude strip joint. Holy f--k balls that sounds awful.
Just get plastered before you go. But yes, it's stupid. Also, I spend way less money...
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I believe that is on your State leaders. I think it varies state to state. Not an expert on the subject but if you guys really need to know I guess I can take one for the team.
I realize that. I don't live in Colorado, so if I said "Your state's leaders" it would have inevitably led to a question about the strip club laws in my state. And, frankly, the only law i know about for certain is the one that forces me to keep my pants on at all times. ****in fascists.
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Old 05-22-2014, 06:43 PM   #110
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I like vaginas, but when they are bald they look like some sort of crustacean.
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Old 05-22-2014, 06:44 PM   #111
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I'm pretty sure my own personal hell would be a non-alcohol all nude strip joint. Holy f--k balls that sounds awful.
I hear ya doc it would be hard to dance nude and sober.
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. Wait, wait, wait, you expect me to believe that you have done "things" in your life and have never gone to a strip club or drive while drunk? What were they. Go to a quilting bee?
Yes, because that is exactly what I said Dr. Derp.
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Old 05-22-2014, 06:56 PM   #114
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I like vaginas, but when they are bald they look like some sort of crustacean.
Beef curtain. I'm not into more beef where it looks like Ginobilis nose is hanging down.
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I've seen several that look a bit like roast beef.



Super similar to the above picture in fact.
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I've seen several that look a bit like roast beef.



Super similar to the above picture in fact.
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I like vaginas, but when they are bald they look like some sort of crustacean.
. Personally I don't want to hack my way through the rain forest either.
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. Personally I don't want to hack my way through the rain forest either.
Nothing worse than having a curly hair stuck in your throat
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Nothing worse than having a curly hair stuck in your throat
Right! But haveing hard wood floors is a little weird too. I'm the fan of the small landing strip.

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She is so skinny I could get her stuck in my throat
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She is so skinny I could get her stuck in my throat
. Look at the dress.
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Ya I saw that / good one

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Nice. I wouldn't mind visiting that airport at some point in the future. I've been with quite a few girls of Lebanese/Greek/Italian heritage:

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You don't know how long I've been waiting to use that pic.
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Nice. I wouldn't mind visiting that airport at some point in the future. I've been with quite a few girls of Lebanese/Greek/Italian heritage:

You're going to need to use "Agent Orange" in that case.
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