|05-16-2014, 05:55 AM||#1|
Join Date: Aug 2001
A Biker, a Cowboy, a Curmudgeon and a Governor...
Idaho Debate Gets Wacky
What happens when you put a sitting governor, a biker named “Harley” and a man with a fantastic Santa Claus beard on stage together?
Answer: This astonishing hour-long Idaho GOP primary debate, which included racial jokes, a nuclear conspiracy theory, and such spicy biographical details as that time one candidate was “livin in Fat Jack’s cellar."
This is what happens when you let ALL the candidates in the debate.
Last edited by Bronco Yoda; 05-16-2014 at 06:52 AM..
|05-16-2014, 01:44 PM||#4|
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater
Nothing like a little genuine frontier gibberish.
|05-16-2014, 02:15 PM||#5|
Join Date: Aug 2001
4:45 Harley -playing army man, Commander and chief "Don't think I'm crazy".
8:30 Harley - Discrimination , playboy bunnies in a mini skirts, sniff'n dogs, gays love each other more than I love my cycle.
9:55 Cowboy Santa - whips out the bible and reads until stopped
12:30 Senator Curmudgeon - Gay marriage will conflict with freedom of religion
9:45 Harley - I hit everybody (jokes), bondage, turd in a punch bowl.
22:00 Cowboy Santa - shoot ya, jail time, abortion
23:30 Biker - "Hey diddle diddle right up the middle"
25:00 Cowboy Santa - Eastern idiots, Wife don't need drivers licenses
27:00 Gov. - We're not going to go back over our mistakes made
32:15 Cowboy Santa - I killed a wolf (even when it was on the endangered species list and took the game warden on too.) Get our land back .
33:30 Harley - I have a masters degree in raising hell. Going to use spiritual warfare on the feds.
36:00 Cowboy Santa - take the land back and logging & mining will pay for the millions the feds now pay for fire fighting
43:00 Biker - Proctology and democrats, libertarians just too tiny
43:45 Cowboy Santa - half Demo's are communists and half the Repubs are demo's.
52:30 Harley - God told me he was going to make me president and a Bishop from African backs it up in writing...so I went and got my tattoo of the presidential seal... ...living in fat jack's cellar, A biker, a cowboy, a curmudgeon, or a normal guy take your pick.
54:00 Cowboy Santa - Wormwood, end of days, Potassium Iodide pills!