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Old 04-14-2014, 10:21 AM   #101
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Her Mom, who is Japanese, gets flipped off at least once a week. She says he likes the left lane because then there are no cars that can hit her on the driver's side and she likes to drive slow because it feels safer. Yes, she's that lady.
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:23 AM   #102
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Commercials that piss me off.
-Flo. I don't understand how she is still on the air. I change the channel every time a Progessive Ad is on to avoid her.
-Insurance ads in general. Every time I see a slickly produced ad for State Farm in a primetime television slot, I think of the cost of my premiums and seethe.
-Firestone ad of the guy who takes his truck off road just because his passengers have nodded off. How much of an a**hat do you have to be to pull that stunt.
People who don't know how to use a DVR.
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:25 AM   #103
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People who tailgate.

I end up leaving twice the normal driving distance between myself and the car in front of me anymore (last year I witnesses a fatal accident partially due to tailgating).
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:25 AM   #104
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ah ha! a confession!

We all have a pact with her husband that whenever we go anywhere with her, we drive instead of her.
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:37 AM   #105
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1. Dick ****s threadbumping old von injury threads.
That they created.

"Hey remember this, I started this..."
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:50 AM   #107
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:54 AM   #109
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My grandmother.

Has the appearance of a sweet little old lady. She is a viper. Mean and always negative.

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Old 04-14-2014, 10:54 AM   #110
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Pobably already been said, not going thru 5 pages to see if someone else b****ed about it too, so here goes.

Asshats who text and drive! I've now been hit twice from idiots doing that! Just happened an hour ago again!

Sitting at a red light, BAM! Oh, I thought I had more distance between us, I was looking at my phone, just got a text...
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people fresh off cruise ships wearing lace up shoes, black socks and Bermuda shorts
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Old 04-14-2014, 10:57 AM   #112
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That one house fly that will not leave you alone.
That is called your wife during Sunday football (or Saturday if you watch college games all day long).
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Old foggies then.
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Old 04-14-2014, 11:06 AM   #114
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That they created.

"Hey remember this, I started this..."
His name at the Mane would be BroncoRob.
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Old 04-14-2014, 11:06 AM   #115
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1. Dick ****s threadbumping old von injury threads.
Sorry buddy. Never occurred to me someone would think it was new. It was germane to the original topic and the new blurb was hardly thread worthy.
Carry on.
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Old 04-14-2014, 11:07 AM   #116
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Taking a pee and guy next to you wants to tell their life story WTF.
and, Takes an extra wide stance!
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Thinking of an invention only to see it happen months down the road. Latest example, a mirror with a camera embedded that take selfies for you.
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Old 04-14-2014, 11:11 AM   #118
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Sorry buddy. Never occurred to me someone would think it was new. It was germane to the original topic and the new blurb was hardly thread worthy.
Carry on.
Keep it up. I like the extra info without seeing a new thread.
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Thinking of an invention only to see it happen months down the road. Latest example, a mirror with a camera embedded that take selfies for you.
That is so perfect for the person who has 300 Facebook friends but can't find one "real" friend to actually take a picture for them.
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Thinking of an invention only to see it happen months down the road. Latest example, a mirror with a camera embedded that take selfies for you.

Ou That gives me an idea, how about a GoPro in the toilet bowl set to video.
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Ou That gives me an idea, how about a GoPro in the toilet bowl set to video.
I would look into some kind of toilet bowl adaptor where it holds the camera.
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That is so perfect for the person who has 300 Facebook friends but can't find one "real" friend to actually take a picture for them.
a friend would tell them to quit using duck face while taking the pic. Some else taking the pic doesn't capture that true duck face retard selfie look. With the mirror, they are able to go full selfie retard.
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Old 04-14-2014, 11:27 AM   #123
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That dickbag who sees all the signs saying the two lanes are merging into one, speeds up and goes flying by everyone who got over in time, then tries to push his way in at the last second.
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Morrison cops. Got so rich off of 285 that they now have their own SWAT team.
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Old 04-14-2014, 11:41 AM   #125
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That dickbag who sees all the signs saying the two lanes are merging into one, speeds up and goes flying by everyone who got over in time, then tries to push his way in at the last second.
Winner !! Those Mother ****ing **** sucking whores. I can't stand those **** bags and I will go out of my way to not let them in.

I would also like to add the Mother ****ers that feel the need to squeeze there way in between you and the car in front of you,when you only have one car length to start with anyways.

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