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Old 04-12-2014, 10:02 AM   #26
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Old 04-12-2014, 10:30 AM   #27
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Being asked to repeat myself. Even if the person was listening and just didn't hear me. I hate it for whatever reason.
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Old 04-12-2014, 10:53 AM   #28
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Being asked to repeat myself. Even if the person was listening and just didn't hear me. I hate it for whatever reason.
Not sure what you mean. Can you explain this a little differently?
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Old 04-12-2014, 11:04 AM   #29
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My beefs with retarded drivers:

1) Yielding green light and they are turning right. They sit and wait for the other cars across from her to complete their left hand turn. Broads don't understand those cars must wait for HER not the other way around!
2) You have no designated right hand turn lane but possibly a bike path space. Chick going straight doesn't put her car as far to the left as possible so other cars can get on the right side and be able to complete their turn on the red.
3) You give a little honk to the person in front of you to move up so you can make the left hand turn before it turns red. They actually do and as you are speeding by the other cars, you notice almost all are a car and a half length behind the car in front of them. This is a group effort of being a-holes and less of being retarded. This involves men and women.
4) Jerkoffs who know you are turning out of a stopped lane to the lane next to you yet when that last car goes by they then jump into that lane and block your chance of hoping in. How about either waiting for me to get in or get in the lane and go slow so I can proceed also?
5) Same jerkoffs as #4 who won't slow down or speed up as they see your blinker and want to get in their lane. Their non motion means you are staggered with their car and are stuck. You can add to this one the ****nuggets that are going slow in the lane next to you so you put your blinker on and going to take the advantage of open space in front of that car and speed up some....nop! That ****nugget thinks he owns the lane and speeds up to prevent you from going in "his" lane.
6) You know you are dealing with a retardo, grade A, is you have this car turns right into your lane and makes you slow down 1/2 your speed. You look behind you to see there isn't a car for 200 yards. Assmunch couldn't wait 2 seconds to let me go by and he can then take whatever time it takes to push the Volkswagen bus up to the speed limit.

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Old 04-12-2014, 11:12 AM   #30
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Old 04-12-2014, 12:11 PM   #31
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people that tip like ****. What's the point of hitting up a lounge or bar if you can't give the bartender 20%? Some people will tell you to keep the change which is less than a dollar.

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Old 04-12-2014, 01:22 PM   #32
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people that tip like ****. What's the point of hitting up a lounge or bar if you can't give the bartender 20%? Some people will tell you to keep the change which is less than a dollar.
I don't tip more than 15% especially if I am grabbing a beer at the bar and taking off. When I am at a Sports Bar for 3 hours and not constantly drinking or eating, I will tip up to 25%.

The 20% "standard" has not been the norm until server types starting talking about it making 15% sound cheap. There is nothing different about making a drink back in the 80s as there was now. If someone wants to pay extra for awesome service or stiffer drink then go for it. To actually be pissed off that you are not getting more than 15% is bull****.

You know what pisses me off? Servers and bartenders that pay 8% tip money to the government and also never claim cash tips but complain they are not getting at least 20% tip for pouring a drink.
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Old 04-12-2014, 01:26 PM   #33
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I tip well because working off tips suck. For me 20-30%...

$.50 for a bottle, $1 for a draft, $2 for cocktail, $3 for a super-complex cocktail.

I'm a bootfitter at Vail, and people don't tip their bootfitters as much as they should.
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Old 04-12-2014, 01:40 PM   #34
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I don't tip more than 15% especially if I am grabbing a beer at the bar and taking off. When I am at a Sports Bar for 3 hours and not constantly drinking or eating, I will tip up to 25%.

The 20% "standard" has not been the norm until server types starting talking about it making 15% sound cheap. There is nothing different about making a drink back in the 80s as there was now. If someone wants to pay extra for awesome service or stiffer drink then go for it. To actually be pissed off that you are not getting more than 15% is bull****.

You know what pisses me off? Servers and bartenders that pay 8% tip money to the government and also never claim cash tips but complain they are not getting at least 20% tip for pouring a drink.
Maybe I should of said when it's a $100 tab and they tip 5 or 10 bucks. Or if it's an open bar at least throw down a dollar.

15-20% is pretty standard at a bar or restaurant. 10% at a buffet is normal.

Do you have any idea what your talking about when it comes to tip compliance. We receive a 30% deduction due to our tip wages.

It's not like I'm mad though, our customers aren't average bar goers. We host banquets for Louis Vuitton, the Latin Grammys and post-fight party's.

On average high end Las Vegas bartenders and mixotologist make 6 figures a year for just pouring a drink.

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Old 04-12-2014, 02:05 PM   #35
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Maybe I should of said when it's a $100 tab and they tip 5 or 10 bucks. Or if it's an open bar at least throw down a dollar.

15-20% is pretty standard at a bar or restaurant. 10% at a buffet is normal.

Do you have any idea what your talking about when it comes to tip compliance. We receive a 30% deduction due to our tip wages.

It's not like I'm mad though, our customers aren't average bar goers. We host banquets for Louis Vuitton, the Latin Grammys and post-fight party's.

On average high end Las Vegas bartenders and mixotologist make 6 figures a year for just pouring a drink.
So clear million pouring 10 drinks?

When a buffet is under $10, I tip $1 but when you are really pigging out and they are probably doing more work than a normal waitress/restaurant environment, I might give a little extra. They are clearing away plates after plates as I trough the next set of vittles.
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Old 04-12-2014, 02:08 PM   #36
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Old 04-12-2014, 02:09 PM   #37
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1. Existence of Raiders Fans.
2. Dip****s who won't get the **** out of the passing lanes.
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4. Tom Brady's creepy face.
5. The endless Tom Brady is better than Peyton Manning because he has more rings debate.
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Old 04-12-2014, 03:12 PM   #38
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So clear million pouring 10 drinks?

When a buffet is under $10, I tip $1 but when you are really pigging out and they are probably doing more work than a normal waitress/restaurant environment, I might give a little extra. They are clearing away plates after plates as I trough the next set of vittles.
Think you want to recount that 6 figures (xxx,xxx). There's a lot of work opening big lounges and clubs, it takes 5 hours and two guys to setup on weekends. But in your original post you said 15% and that's actually a decent tip.

Also like I said I'm not pouring $10 drinks for business moguls from japan and Europe. They're ordering 10 bottles of Moet which we charge $500 each.

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People at work, when in the elevator say to me "so, are you guys busy?" What the **** kind of question is that... No, not busy, just spending a lot of time finger blasting my gif hole in my office... Retard

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Straight people. They're so gay sometimes.... Lol

But are the gays all of the sudden more straight sometimes? I am far to drunk to consider the situation.
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