|09-04-2004, 05:22 AM||#1|
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Hot Springs, Ouachitah
You can move this but my kitten has hit his prime. He's become a monster. I just saw him jump 8'x4' effortlessly onto a small landing. He's finally in his prime, and I've had cats that I thought were fast. I have been training him by whirling a shoelace back and forth, and I can't whip the shoelace fast enough. He is either catching it before I can whip it, or catching it mid air and retrieving it and dumping it for me. I threw one too far and he flew into the wall, at least 8 feet by 2 high...the string fell behind the bed, he went in and still retrieved the shoelace without even blinking. He jumps onto my shoulder and relaunches if he wants attention. He has been seen on top of the house 5 times, who knows how he gets there. I see him fly from the house to the garage, but it's a detached garage.
Why is this in the football thread you ask? I have this kid catching flying shoestrings. I honestly think he can run a 2.1 30 and seems to have a 48 inch vertical. So if anyone is interested in giving Beezer a shot at WR, PM me. OBTW, he prefers night games, since Denver seems to suck at night, it's an extra bonus.
BTW, the cat below is a true African Wildcat, Beezer has longer legs and is slightly domesticated, that is his Uncle who played Linebacker for the Libyan Leapers.
Last edited by watermock; 09-04-2004 at 05:28 AM..