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CHEF LUIGI · 01-17-2014, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ColoradoDarin

How come all of these sound like Matt Damon in my head? Tahm Braydee likes dem apples!

because matt damon is a brilliant actor who captivates his audience?

Punisher · 01-17-2014, 09:34 AM

"No Bobby where playing them at dhenva not in bhosthin." Dhenva? You get that John Fox on the fhone will play them in Newbury street.

bfoflcommish · 01-17-2014, 09:34 AM

Lookin ovah thar rahsta i dont see anyone im ahfraid of. We maach up bettah every spaht. Champ Bailey is old and amendolahhh will eat him fah lunch. And haw they gonnah stahp blount this guysah beast hes gonnah run ahhhl ovah dem. ahhhr you really scared ov thar defense, who are dem gahys? nevah heard ov half ov dem

24champ · 01-17-2014, 09:36 AM

Gonna try this kiddah slide.....OMG! FAAAAAAAAACK!

Punisher · 01-17-2014, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bfoflcommish

Lookin ovah thar rahsta i dont see anyone im ahfraid of. We maach up bettah every spaht. Champ Bailey is old and amendolahhh will eat him fah lunch. And haw they gonnah stahp blount this guysah beast hes gonnah run ahhhl ovah dem. ahhhr you really scared ov thar defense, who are dem gahys? nevah heard ov half ov dem

Whos they got? They lost that Vhan Milla theys got nobody easy whin forty two to twenty flor Bhosthin

Rabb · 01-17-2014, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Tailgater

Geez! Go and ruin this site for me!

This is why I never, ever go to a Pats site. I like to discuss things, not join a circle jerk.

Then why post in here?

BowlenBall · 01-17-2014, 09:41 AM

"I refuse to answah on the grounds that it may incriminate me."

Tombstone RJ · 01-17-2014, 09:46 AM

ted kennedy... lol.

crush17 · 01-17-2014, 09:49 AM

BowlenBall, you just may be my new favorite poster LMAO

Ruthless!

Beantown Bronco · 01-17-2014, 09:50 AM

Welcome to my life....

crush17 · 01-17-2014, 09:51 AM

For you sir, it's a dallah twenty five. Yah fahckin haaahd aaahn

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyrHxeb_eTI

Tombstone RJ · 01-17-2014, 09:51 AM

Jekyll15Hyde · 01-17-2014, 09:58 AM

This is my favorite thread of the week!

bfoflcommish · 01-17-2014, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Punisher

Whos they got? They lost that Vhan Milla theys got nobody easy whin forty two to twenty flor Bhosthin

Paytahn Mannin is a joke n dah playahvs, Best coach evah has his numbah we win 40 ta 17

orangemonkey · 01-17-2014, 10:01 AM

Elway or Manning GOAT QB's my Azz! They aren't even in the top 10 of all time!

Powderaddict · 01-17-2014, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Jekyll15Hyde

This is my favorite thread of the week!

Haha, mine too.

canadianbroncosfan · 01-17-2014, 10:04 AM

Listennnn hare ya fhucking pot smokhin tooooooooooonies, the other thing higha than Thom ****ing Brady is your fhucking state!

Archer81 · 01-17-2014, 10:06 AM

I lost it completely at fahkin queahs. Now I have to explain to a coworker why Brady is a cock gargling thunder cootch.

Benedict ahnahld!

24champ · 01-17-2014, 10:06 AM

I pulled a hammy! Im gonnah die-ah!

bfoflcommish · 01-17-2014, 10:06 AM

that ahltahtude thing is ah joke. all we have tah do is is score early ahnd it will ahfecct dem more. go BRADY, GO PAHTS

Kaylore · 01-17-2014, 10:08 AM

There isn't any team whose been hit hahdah with and injuries and *** than the Pats. We lost Hernandez, who still hasn't been convicted by the way, and we lost Gronk, Willfak, Jerrahd - FAHK! We're almost down to a bag of B'dayduhs. Let me tell yah somethin', I'll take Belichick and a bag of B'dayduhs over anybody. We lost Welkah, but Bill knew he was a wicked skid. Edelman can do everything that chucklehead used to but he's bettah!

Benedict Ahnald.

strafen · 01-17-2014, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaylore

Stephen Gostkowski is twice the kicka Vinatieri evah was! Who is Matt Pratah? I could ****in kick 64 yahds at Mile High! Gostkowski is the best evah! Vinatieri is a Benedict Ahnahld.

Well done!
You hit it outta da' pahk wit da' one

OABB · 01-17-2014, 10:25 AM

If you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin.

HoustonBroncosFan · 01-17-2014, 10:25 AM

The Broncos don't have a chance for way too many reasons for me to explain. One, history. Period. When the pats joined the NFL in 2001, Boom!, we won the superbowl and we kept winning them. It didn't matter who we played, we beat em all...cowboys, bills, yankees...we kicked all their asses. If you part-timers knew your sports history...you'd know you'd be better off surfing or whatever else you do in denver.

And third reason. Skill players, we've got them everywhere. You don't. Start at QB, we've got Brady...and bledsoe backing him up! Who you got? You probably don't even know the name of your back-up QB. Probably don't have one...or even a goalie. Nuff said. By the third period, I'll be laughing my ass off as we're running up the score hitting those three pointers!

Signed,

Devoted Pats Fan

*I know I'm missing the chowder accent...

OABB · 01-17-2014, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by BowlenBall

"I refuse to answah on the grounds that it may incriminate me."

So much win here....

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01-17-2014, 09:34 AM	#27
Punisher ®Everybody has a Price! Elway plays with house money® Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Broncos Video Vault Posts: 7,700 Adopt-a-Bronco: I4jelway7 = God	"No Bobby where playing them at dhenva not in bhosthin." Dhenva? You get that John Fox on the fhone will play them in Newbury street.

01-17-2014, 09:34 AM	#28
bfoflcommish Time for Broncos Football GO..........BRONCOS Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mile High Posts: 3,492 Adopt-a-Bronco: Steve Atwater	Lookin ovah thar rahsta i dont see anyone im ahfraid of. We maach up bettah every spaht. Champ Bailey is old and amendolahhh will eat him fah lunch. And haw they gonnah stahp blount this guysah beast hes gonnah run ahhhl ovah dem. ahhhr you really scared ov thar defense, who are dem gahys? nevah heard ov half ov dem

01-17-2014, 09:36 AM	#29
24champ Welcome Back Kubiak! Keep Calm and Chive on Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 20,142 Adopt-a-Bronco: DomCasual	Gonna try this kiddah slide.....OMG! FAAAAAAAAACK!

01-17-2014, 09:41 AM	#32
BowlenBall Hurry Hurry 2014 -- This one's for Pat. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Abu Dhabi Posts: 5,234 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Paradis	"I refuse to answah on the grounds that it may incriminate me."

01-17-2014, 09:46 AM	#33
Tombstone RJ Ring of Famer Old School Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: In the Tetons! Posts: 22,625 Adopt-a-Bronco: WorrellWilliams	ted kennedy... lol.

01-17-2014, 09:49 AM	#34
crush17 "Born A Broncos Fan" Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 6,207 Adopt-a-Bronco: Rick Upchurch	BowlenBall, you just may be my new favorite poster LMAO Ruthless!

01-17-2014, 09:50 AM	#35
Beantown Bronco Athletic Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 20,650 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Prater	Welcome to my life....

01-17-2014, 09:51 AM	#36
crush17 "Born A Broncos Fan" Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 6,207 Adopt-a-Bronco: Rick Upchurch	For you sir, it's a dallah twenty five. Yah fahckin haaahd aaahn www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyrHxeb_eTI

01-17-2014, 09:58 AM	#38
Jekyll15Hyde Anti Frown Cannon & McD.. Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,955	This is my favorite thread of the week!

01-17-2014, 10:01 AM	#40
orangemonkey Perennial Pro-bowler Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 899	Elway or Manning GOAT QB's my Azz! They aren't even in the top 10 of all time!

01-17-2014, 10:04 AM	#42
canadianbroncosfan Pro Bowler M.W.A. - Foreign Affairs Minister Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Edmonton, AB Posts: 504	Listennnn hare ya fhucking pot smokhin tooooooooooonies, the other thing higha than Thom ****ing Brady is your fhucking state!

01-17-2014, 10:06 AM	#43
Archer81 Optimum Homo Tactical Neck. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 22,727	I lost it completely at fahkin queahs. Now I have to explain to a coworker why Brady is a cock gargling thunder cootch. Benedict ahnahld!

01-17-2014, 10:08 AM	#46
Kaylore 4 time AFCW Champs 12 straight road division wins Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ceti Alpha V Posts: 47,604 Adopt-a-Bronco: Pat Bowlen	There isn't any team whose been hit hahdah with and injuries and *** than the Pats. We lost Hernandez, who still hasn't been convicted by the way, and we lost Gronk, Willfak, Jerrahd - FAHK! We're almost down to a bag of B'dayduhs. Let me tell yah somethin', I'll take Belichick and a bag of B'dayduhs over anybody. We lost Welkah, but Bill knew he was a wicked skid. Edelman can do everything that chucklehead used to but he's bettah! Benedict Ahnald.

01-17-2014, 10:25 AM	#48
OABB sarcasm font always on. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Los angeles Posts: 7,492 Adopt-a-Bronco: Knowshon Moreno	If you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin.

01-17-2014, 10:25 AM	#49
HoustonBroncosFan Braccae tuae aperiuntur New to the Forum Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 50 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	The Broncos don't have a chance for way too many reasons for me to explain. One, history. Period. When the pats joined the NFL in 2001, Boom!, we won the superbowl and we kept winning them. It didn't matter who we played, we beat em all...cowboys, bills, yankees...we kicked all their asses. If you part-timers knew your sports history...you'd know you'd be better off surfing or whatever else you do in denver. And third reason. Skill players, we've got them everywhere. You don't. Start at QB, we've got Brady...and bledsoe backing him up! Who you got? You probably don't even know the name of your back-up QB. Probably don't have one...or even a goalie. Nuff said. By the third period, I'll be laughing my ass off as we're running up the score hitting those three pointers! Signed, Devoted Pats Fan *I know I'm missing the chowder accent...