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Old 01-17-2014, 09:05 AM   #1
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Julian Edelman is the best receiver in the NFL. The Broncos don't have one receiver that can match up to him in anyway. Welkah is a Benedict Ahnahld.
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:09 AM   #2
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TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:12 AM   #4
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TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
I read this and then punched myself in the face.
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:15 AM   #6
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McDaniels has moah rings den Elwah!

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Had a fackin lahckdown yesterday and missed my fackin yahd tahm. Though ahd spend mah 5 minutes of computah tahm today and say TAHM FACKIN BRADY!

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Stephen Gostkowski is twice the kicka Vinatieri evah was! Who is Matt Pratah? I could ****in kick 64 yahds at Mile High! Gostkowski is the best evah! Vinatieri is a Benedict Ahnahld.
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Tom fackin Brady, ya fackin queeahs.
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Stephen Gostkowski is twice the kicka Vinatieri evah was! Who is Matt Pratah? I could ****in kick 64 yahds at Mile High! Gostkowski is the best evah! Vinatieri is a Benedict Ahnahld.
What? My unlcce Matty kick a bheer bottle chlear crhoss Newbury Street hes the best kicka evah
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:24 AM   #12
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Geez! Go and ruin this site for me!

This is why I never, ever go to a Pats site. I like to discuss things, not join a circle jerk.
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:24 AM   #13
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:25 AM   #14
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TAHM FACKIN BRAYDEE IS THA BEST FACKIN QUAHTAHBACK EVAH! MANNING CAN'T HOLD HIS JAWK. AH'M A LAWNG SAFFRIN' PATS FAN AND IT KILLS ME TO HAVE NAWT WON ANYTHING SINCE FACKIN' THE ARLY TWO THAAHSANDS. JULIAN EDELMAN IS THA SECAHND CAHMIN OF FACKIN WELKAH, WHO I KNEW WAS A FACKIN TRAITAH SINCE HE GAWT HEAHHH. HE'S WARSE THAN JAHHNY FACKIN DAMON! EDELMAN IS THE FOOTBALL PADROIA! NO ONE DENIES THIS!
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Dan Koppen is a Benedict Ahnahld.
Marquise Cole is a Benedict Ahnahld.
Benedict Ahnahld is a Benedict Ahnahld.
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Aaron Hernandez is innocent!
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:26 AM   #17
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:27 AM   #18
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here's how we will win this game: Talib will easily handle Damaahrius Thomas, Collins, who is the best cover LB evah, will easily shut down Damaahrius Thomas's brother Julius. Welkah will drop everything thrown at him so we don't even need to cover him, and Denard will school Decker because he's wicked awesome. We can pretty much pencil Jones down for about 4 sacks on Manning, who will throw about 4 picks like he always does.

On Offense, the best qb evah will have no problems throwing the ball at who ever bailey is covering because he's old and washed up and probably can't even run a 40. Bailey is the donks only cb, I heard their other cb got hurt last week so when the donks only field 10 players on defense, it will be easy for Brady to throw all over them. And then there's blount. no way he can be stopped. no freakin way.

This is truly Tom Terrific's best season and he's a shoe-in for MVP. The fact that the Patriots are even in this game despite being the only team in the league to have anyone get hurt is miraculous, and just goes to show that Bill is the smartest man to ever live.
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:27 AM   #19
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I'm telling use that Knowsha Morneo crys more than my anat Sharon.
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How come all of these sound like Matt Damon in my head? Tahm Braydee likes dem apples!
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How come all of these sound like Matt Damon in my head? Tahm Braydee likes dem apples!
When reading these I imagine the Dropkick Murphys "I'm Shipping Off To Boston" playing in my head.
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Old 01-17-2014, 09:29 AM   #23
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Fhack! I couldn't find my khaki's and now I can't staht my cah
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ya know why its called the lombardi?
cause no bodys can spell bellichek !
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