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Old 12-20-2013, 09:24 AM   #51
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probably although its not to funny, also tramatik times from an angry gorilla
this is why we changed jobs to cook
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:25 AM   #52
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... went from leaks to leeks.
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:31 AM   #53
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probably although its not to funny, also tramatik times from an angry gorilla
this is why we changed jobs to cook
I have to admit, Luigi may be the better cook,

but Mario is much better at eating
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:33 AM   #54
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I don't know.. before we had Plummer and Cutler but at least we had Mock. This is getting really old..
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:33 AM   #55
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but Mario is much better at eating
speaking of being out 2 weeks have you recovered from last date with MARIO
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:35 AM   #56
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speaking of being out 2 weeks have you recovered from last date with MARIO
Those "contusions" in the "lower regions" don't heal quick!

Luigi never gives me lower region contusions It's almost as if he's not even there!
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:38 AM   #57
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unfortunate firball incident in 1983
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:50 AM   #58
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:51 AM   #59
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Mario shoots fire.

Luigi shoots blanks. I can't believe I ever dated that loser.
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:57 AM   #60
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I think Princess Peach was having an affair with Bowser.
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:58 AM   #61
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please to not bring that up...bowser sometimes calls himself "the champ"
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Old 12-20-2013, 09:59 AM   #62
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Peach and Mario? Gosh, I wonder where this is headed?

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Old 12-20-2013, 10:02 AM   #63
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Would it shock anyone if Mario and Luigi were the same person?
If your monitor is in monochrome you can't tell.
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:02 AM   #64
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please to not bring that up...bowser sometimes calls himself "the champ"
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You ever wonder how Bowser had children? She keeps getting "kidnapped" dude. I would have stomped her like a koopa.
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concussions not something to joking about.
my brother was hit in the head by a barrel in 1983 and has had problems since...rest up ww!
Well now we know why he's the way he is. It probably doesn't help to continually be smashing bricks with your head either...
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:06 AM   #66
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You ever wonder how Bowser had children? She keeps getting "kidnapped" dude. I would have stomped her like a koopa.
Luigi isn't able to give me children. Do you blame me for running to Mario and Bowser?
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:07 AM   #67
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Why does Luigi hate Shanahan and Champ Bailey? Would you two enlighten us?
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Luigi isn't able to give me children. Do you blame me for running to Mario and Bowser?
It's not about blame, you're just skanky and like some reptile. Some how you got mario as your cuckold.
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Why does Luigi hate Shanahan and Champ Bailey? Would you two enlighten us?
I SHOULD SAY FIRST I also dont like mr champ because of solidarity for my brother

i explained already connection though so please go READ IT

as for coach shanahan...he is bastardo responsible for bringing mr cant practice to denver!!!11oneoneone
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:12 AM   #70
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It's not about blame, you're just skanky and like some reptile. Some how you got mario as your cuckold.
try walking miles in my fat plumbing shoes...not exactly pick of the litter for me
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I SHOULD SAY FIRST I also dont like mr champ because of solidarity for my brother

i explained already connection though so please go READ IT

as for coach shanahan...he is bastardo responsible for bringing mr cant practice to denver!!!11oneoneone
The ones at the end of your comment are what have swayed me.
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:13 AM   #72
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:13 AM   #73
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FWIW :
sorry but I never played mario brothers video games or watched any cartoons . I know nothing about them or donkey kong for that matter, so it will be difficult for me to play along.
but dont let that stop the shanahanagans !
have fun, but dont blame me for these off topic tangents and sexual inuendos.
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Fear & Loathing in the mushroom kingdom...
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Old 12-20-2013, 10:15 AM   #75
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dont deny me brother
and i dont see why anyone here would blame YOU for off topic tangents!
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