Originally Posted by gyldenlove
How the **** do you make that claim with a straight face? The blackhawks have missed the playoffs 9 times and made it 11 times in the last 20 seasons. The Red Wings have made the playoffs all 20 times. The Red Wings have won 4 cups and been to 6 Stanley cup finals in the last 20 seasons, the Blackhawks have won 2 finals and been to 2 finals total. I am sorry dude, but you need to move to an area with less mercury in the water.
Yeah, but it's Detroit and Detroit sucks. That is an irrefutable fact. Detroit, Suck City, Sucks hairy goat scrotum. Turning the city into a nuclear waste repository would actually improve the civic standard of that fetid cesspool of raw sewage. It is second only to Oakland in the amount of suck. It is the second suckiest suck that ever sucked.