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Old 09-23-2013, 03:14 PM   #1
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My Dad packed a small picnic in clear bags. Is this OK?
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Old 09-23-2013, 03:19 PM   #2
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as long as the clear bag is no larger than 12” x 6” x 12”. Also, the Drinks would have to be in sealed plastic bottles.
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Old 09-23-2013, 03:21 PM   #3
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Sounds like you plan on bringing in more than just "food." Noted and reported to security at Invesco.
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Old 09-23-2013, 03:24 PM   #4
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You cant fit any quality wine and cheese in those receptacles.
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Old 09-23-2013, 03:33 PM   #5
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I have told you several times, a dead hooker is not acceptable as carry on luggage in any form.
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Old 09-23-2013, 03:38 PM   #6
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Yeah, the drinks have to be in sealed containers. I've heard of others bringing in a bottle of water that had its cap unscrewed and had some issues (I can't remember if they had to throw it away or if security just checked it out).

Be sure the plastic bags fit the league's new policy or else they won't accept them.
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Old 09-23-2013, 04:21 PM   #7
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I have told you several times, a dead hooker is not acceptable as carry on luggage in any form.
But the plastic wrap is clear...
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Old 09-23-2013, 04:22 PM   #8
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just remember, right before you enter the gate, to prepare your anus
(in case of cavity search of course)

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Old 09-23-2013, 04:40 PM   #9
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I keep imagining an army of Mormons walking into Mile High with fanny packs and book bags resembling a reenactment of Oregon Trail.





But really I imagine its something more like this...

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Old 09-23-2013, 04:45 PM   #10
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As long as it is egg salad sandwiches, so people around you get a wiff.
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Old 09-23-2013, 04:47 PM   #11
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I hope you guys didn't pack any Yellow Cake!
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Old 09-23-2013, 05:11 PM   #12
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I hope you guys didn't pack any Yellow Cake!
I can't wait for the day when you see a chick with a 24" double dong shoved into a clear plastic bag with whip cream and cherries standing in line.
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Old 09-23-2013, 05:14 PM   #13
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there is NO restriction on food or beverage in the Orangemane chat room.

be advised.
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Old 09-23-2013, 08:45 PM   #14
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I know you can get a couple handfuls of goofballs in the stadium, who needs food when you have quality meds?
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Make sure to bring a sharp knife, so you can cleanly cut up those sandwiches.
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:21 PM   #16
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I know you can get a couple handfuls of goofballs in the stadium, who needs food when you have quality meds?
Dude..we need to plan to go to a game..well if we ever made it in...guess we could stare at the pretty lights
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:52 PM   #17
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Wear cargo shorts and make sure your lady doesn't bring a giant purse.
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Old 09-23-2013, 09:54 PM   #18
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Wear cargo shorts and make sure your lady doesn't bring a giant purse.
screw cargo shorts. wear big underwear. They never frisk the crotchtoral region. If they do, then you found the wrong security person and they are there for totally different reasons.
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We regret to inform you that Lunchables require a 2 week written notice.

Your urine should be sufficient for survival.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:44 AM   #20
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I can't wait for the day when you see a chick with a 24" double dong shoved into a clear plastic bag with whip cream and cherries standing in line.
I put two tampons in the clear plastic ticket holder I wear around my neck. On one I wrote "GO" and on the other I wrote "BRONCOS".
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Old 09-24-2013, 08:05 AM   #21
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I put two tampons in the clear plastic ticket holder I wear around my neck. On one I wrote "GO" and on the other I wrote "BRONCOS".
Tampon flask!

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Old 09-24-2013, 08:20 AM   #22
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Interesting note - when going through security, I had a bunch of stuff in my pockets. I emptied them all into my hat, and held it with my arms straight out to the side...the security guard never even looked inside of my hat to see what I'd taken out of my pockets.
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