The Chiefs suck

[orangeatheist]

Originally Posted by Kaylore

I like the Jupiter one.

Really? Cuz I sort of liked the Staples "Easy" button because at first glance it looks like a giant sized Andy-turd that got stuck in a toilet.

[Kaylore]

Originally Posted by orangeatheist

Really? Cuz I sort of liked the Staples "Easy" button because at first glance it looks like a giant sized Andy-turd that got stuck in a toilet.

I think the expression on his face as the red spot on Jupiter reflects what I think the red spot on Jupiter would feel if it had feelings.

[BroncoBeavis]

Originally Posted by Kaylore

I think the expression on his face as the red spot on Jupiter reflects what I think the red spot on Jupiter would feel if it had feelings.

You'd think Mars with a Reidhead would've been easier. Then again, it's not the BIGGEST planet.

[Agamemnon]

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

This is what is coming for you, Donks.



This ain't no Red Knight.

It's the Red Night, and you're all going to sleep soon.

Err...is that supposed to be an impressive play?

[rolandftw]

Road game at Tennessee only real obstacle in Chiefs way to 9-0 start.
They could easily be unbeaten going into bye week. Really!

— JACK HARRY (@JACKHARRYKSHB) September 24, 2013

[Agamemnon]

Originally Posted by rolandftw

Road game at Tennessee only real obstacle in Chiefs way to 9-0 start.
They could easily be unbeaten going into bye week. Really!

— JACK HARRY (@JACKHARRYKSHB) September 24, 2013

Holy **** these people going full retard with the Chiefs hype.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Originally Posted by Agamemnon

Err...is that supposed to be an impressive play?

What? He ****ing dominated the center.

[Requiem]

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

What? He ****ing dominated the center.

Excuse Agememneron. His football IQ is limited.

[razorwire77]

It's cute how Chef fan has transitioned very quickly from self-loathing bitter fan to chest pounding homer fan. Yes their defense is good. Yes their team is improved (8-8) a real possibility, but their offense is dog sh*t and it's an offensive driven league. You have Charles and you have Bowe and then you have a whole lotta crap to mediocre. Dexter McCluster? Donnie Avery? Lolerz. Von is going to do things to Eric Fisher that will probably get him suspended for another six games. And last but not least they have Captain Checkdown, Mr. Little Girl Tiny Hands himself running the whole show. Alex ****ing Smith is not beating a Peyton Manning team with Welker, Decker, Thomas, and Thomas to throw to. And they know this, which is why Chefplanet has all of these obsessive cheer-leading injuries threads that pop up week after week after week. They know that baring injury, a Manning rape-o-poloza is coming. And it's not going to be a gentle one either.

[Tombstone RJ]

Originally Posted by razorwire77

It's cute how Chef fan has transitioned very quickly from self-loathing bitter fan to chest pounding homer fan. Yes their defense is good. Yes their team is improved (8-8) a real possibility, but their offense is dog sh*t and it's an offensive driven league. You have Charles and you have Bowe and then you have a whole lotta crap to mediocre. Dexter McCluster? Donnie Avery? Lolerz. Von is going to do things to Eric Fisher that will probably get him suspended for another six games. And last but not least they have Captain Checkdown, Mr. Little Girl Tiny Hands himself running the whole show. Alex ****ing Smith is not beating a Peyton Manning team with Welker, Decker, Thomas, and Thomas to throw to. And they know this, which is why Chefplanet has all of these obsessive cheer-leading injuries threads that pop up week after week after week. They know that baring injury, a Manning rape-o-poloza is coming. And it's not going to be a gentle one either.

I loled!

[cmhargrove]

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

The center tried, and failed, to block him.

It was a straight up raping of Dallas' center.

Just like Poe raped Brad Meester the week before.

Bob, seriously?

There is obvious miscommunication between Center, Right Guard, and the fullback #84. The Center lets Poe slide expecting the RG or FB to pick him up. The FB picks the outside threat instead of the inside threat. I think #84 blew the assignment, and Poe rushes in essentially unblocked.

It's not skill, nor talent, to run straight through a blown assignment. Even you could do it.

Poe is better this year, but you just picked a horrible clip to establish his "dominance.". He's just not that type of player yet.

[Peoples Champ]

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

This is what is coming for you, Donks.



This ain't no Red Knight.

It's the Red Night, and you're all going to sleep soon.

not impressed

[broncosteven]

Originally Posted by Agamemnon

Holy **** these people going full retard with the Chiefs hype.

I heard some idiot on NFL Insiders on ESPN today say that the only team in the AFC that can match up to the Broncos is kFc.

He said that the chefs could cover all of our WR's and something about Eric Berry being soo good at jumping routes or something.

kFc can pass rush when they want to but they cannot stop the run, we have 3 backs that, when they protect the ball, will exploit their poor rush D. Flowers was beat like a drum vs Dez Bryant. The DT, Thomas, Decker, Welker, et all combo will destroy them.

Our D is not dominant but they control the LOS, we are the best vs the run and we have way more depth than kFc in the secondary. 5 yard Alex will not have the luxury of throwing short, our LB's can cover and tackle and we will have Von back by then.

It is nice to see kFc be good enough not to draft an impact player but to think they are going 9-0 and have a chance to beat us is laughable.

[rolandftw]

To me, the Patriots are the team I'm most worried about. They have potentially an elite tight end (if healthy), an all around good defense, and an elite QB that's had a history of beating Peyton in the playoffs.

I could see the Colts and Ravens peak as the season goes on. The Texans and Bengals should be playoff teams, despite mediocre QB play

And then there's teams like the Dolphins and Chiefs, that are both 3-0, but both have a lot to prove before they're seen as legit.

The Chiefs beat the Cowboys by 1 point, at home and they're really the best the AFC has to offer? If so, hard to see Denver not being in the Super Bowl

[KCStud]

Originally Posted by rolandftw

To me, the Patriots are the team I'm most worried about. They have potentially an elite tight end (if healthy), an all around good defense, and an elite QB that's had a history of beating Peyton in the playoffs.

I could see the Colts and Ravens peak as the season goes on. The Texans and Bengals should be playoff teams, despite mediocre QB play

And then there's teams like the Dolphins and Chiefs, that are both 3-0, but both have a lot to prove before they're seen as legit.

The Chiefs beat the Cowboys by 1 point, at home and they're really the best the AFC has to offer? If so, hard to see Denver not being in the Super Bowl

Colts are a damn good team. Idk how anyone could not be impressed with how they played at SF.

[Bob's your Information Minister]

Originally Posted by cmhargrove

Poe is better this year, but you just picked a horrible clip to establish his "dominance.". He's just not that type of player yet.

He has four sacks, and the other night he beat his man and chased Vick into two more sacks.

He is going to be a dominant player.

[bombay]

I hope we don't have guys at their forum acting this way.

Assuming they have a forum.

[Br0nc0Buster]

While no doubt the Chefs are not complete garbage anymore

You cant just assume a month from now their defense will be playing like this

We should know our selves all too well
We once started out 6-0 with a dink dunk game manager qb that was carried by an impressive defense

We saw how that ended

[Jetmeck]

Originally Posted by bombay

I hope we don't have guys at their forum acting this way.

Assuming they have a forum.

We shouldn't have guys at their forum anymore than fatass should be here. Only one reason to go over there and it isnt for nice friendly football discussions.................

[Jetmeck]

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

He has four sacks, and the other night he beat his man and chased Vick into two more sacks.

He is going to be a dominant player.

Yeah last year you said he sucked now in three games he is dominant.............

[rolandftw]

Originally Posted by Bob's your Information Minister

He has four sacks, and the other night he beat his man and chased Vick into two more sacks.

He is going to be a dominant player.

That's nice and all, but Robert Ayers has 3 sacks, and you don't hear too many Bronco fans talking about how he's dominant now. He's improved this year, like what was speculated in the offseason, but words like dominant should really be reserved until later in the season.

[Jetmeck]

Originally Posted by rolandftw

That's nice and all, but Robert Ayers has 3 sacks, and you don't hear too many Bronco fans talking about how he's dominant now. He's improved this year, like what was speculated in the offseason, but words like dominant should really be reserved until later in the season.

^ yup

[Kaylore]

And sacking Vick is like saying you defended a Tim Tebow pass. No one thinks that's cool.

[TonyR]

Originally Posted by razorwire77

...You have Charles and you have Bowe...

And Bowe isn't really all the special, particularly with a garbage QB. Kind of like how our WRs weren't all that impactful with Tebow.

[BroncoBeavis]

And here I thought this was a Chiefs suck thread.